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The user’s repeated lament, "People have grown accustomed to the elimination of the poetry of the world…", shows a deep concern for art and beauty, echoing Lisa’s love for music, literature, and her criticism of a mechanised, soulless society. Their bio "Emo sensitive young man | Aspiring artist" and tweets like "Please pray for all those struggling with mental health" reflect Lisa’s empathy, activism for mental health, and artistic ambition. The moral outrage expressed in tweets about porn ("Why are people posting soft core porn as ragebait now") and the desire to protect others ("Always pray for your oomfs") parallels Lisa’s strong sense of right and wrong and her tendency to stand up for ethical issues. Although the user labels themselves "Reactionary," this can be seen as a critique of modern cultural decay, similar to Lisa’s frequent critiques of consumerism and loss of cultural depth. Overall, the combination of poetic sensibility, artistic aspirations, and a passionate moral stance makes Lisa Simpson the best match.

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The user’s frequent introspection, such as "Whenever I'm thinking about something a part of my mind tries to contradict and challenge my thought, I don't know why this happens but it's like an alternate version of myself is in my head," shows an introverted orientation. Their repeated use of the abstract, philosophical quote "People have grown accustomed to the elimination of the poetry of the world, to the mechanisation of life, to the expulsion of beauty; but this does not make any less real the influence on human happiness of this destruction of the charm of an organic, truly human life" indicates a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Calls for empathy like "Please pray for all those struggling with mental health" and emotional statements such as "Always pray for your oomfs" reveal a feeling‑based decision style. Finally, decisive, rule‑oriented remarks like "Billions must be blocked" and the critique of casual dress standards in "I don't think it's possible for you to wear a suit casually anymore" demonstrate a judging preference for structure and order.

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19-yr poet-at-heart, budding artist, mental-health ally, & vintage-suit lover. Once wore a tuxedo to a coffee shop. Hunting lost beauty in a mechanised world.– @archsaturnine

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The Saturnine Elegy is a dark, brooding cocktail that mirrors the emo‑sensitive soul of @archsaturnine. The charcoal‑infused vodka gives it a midnight hue, echoing the repeated lament "People have grown accustomed to the elimination of the poetry of the world, to the mechanisation of life, to the expulsion of beauty; but this does not make any less real the influence on human happiness of this destruction of the charm of an organic, truly human life." and the user's yearning for lost beauty. Lavender honey syrup adds a fleeting floral sweetness, a nod to the belief that "Beauty is the archenemy of mediocrity." Campari’s bitter bite reflects the reactionary edge of tweets like "They killed Charlie for being a moderate republican." Finally, a splash of cold‑brew coffee liqueur honors the plea "Please pray for all those struggling with mental health" and the user's love of coffee. Together the layers create a drink that is both mournful and hopeful, a liquid poem for a generation longing for authenticity.

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The user repeatedly shares a long, philosophical passage about the loss of poetry and beauty: "People have grown accustomed to the elimination of the poetry of the world, to the mechanisation of life, to the expulsion of beauty; but this does not make any less real the influence on human happiness of this destruction of the charm of an organic, truly human life," which shows a deep preoccupation with aesthetics and intellectual critique, a hallmark of Ravenclaw. Their bio declares "Beauty is the archenemy of mediocrity," emphasizing a value placed on refined taste and critical thought. They also demonstrate reflective concern for others, as seen in "Please pray for all those struggling with mental health," indicating the thoughtful, caring side typical of Ravenclaw members. Although some tweets contain reactionary language, the dominant pattern is a focus on ideas, philosophy, and artistic expression rather than sheer ambition or bravery, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The repeated tweet 'People have grown accustomed to the elimination of the poetry of the world, to the mechanisation of life, to the expulsion of beauty; but this does not make any less real the influence on human happiness of this destruction of the charm of an organic, truly human life' mirrors the opening line of The Sound of Silence which laments a world that has lost its poetry and depth. The lyric 'Hello darkness, my old friend' captures the user's frequent references to gloom and mental health, such as the tweet 'Whenever I'm thinking about something a part of my mind tries to contradict and challenge my thought... maybe I'm just going crazy.' The song's refrain 'People talking without speaking, hearing without listening' reflects the user's frustration with modern culture, evident in the tweet 'Why are people posting soft core porn as ragebait now'. Their reactionary yearning for authenticity and beauty, expressed in lines like 'They killed Charlie for being a moderate republican, imagine what they want to do to you', aligns with the song's haunting call for true communication. Overall, the melancholic melody and contemplative lyrics embody the emo, poetic, and anti‑mechanistic sensibility that defines @archsaturnine.

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