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Your Simpsons character
They align most with Lisa Simpson, who is passionate, introspective, and very online in a niche way. Like Lisa fixating on jazz or environmentalism, this user dives deep into hyperfixations and rotates them over time, from Touhou and Madoka Magica (“the touhou rot has fully consumed me, there is no going back for me now”, “watched 4 episodes of madoka magica what the fuck have I gotten myself into”) to Deltarune and Uma Musume (“i just beat deltarune chapters 3 and 4.... it was so peak.. you GOTTA play it”, “i'm getting addicted to that stupid horse girl game why does this have to happen to ME”). They show self-awareness and anxiety about social interaction and activity, similar to Lisa worrying about her friendships and social standing, as seen in tweets like “i GOTTA start replying to stuff more often i can't continue talking to myself” and “sorry for not posting often I've been down in the dumps lately”. There’s also a strong emotional and moral streak: celebrating identity and affection toward friends and followers (“it's pride month and i'm bisexual”, “my followers are kinda awesome....”) fits Lisa’s earnestness. Even when they rant or get dramatic (“EPIC GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!”, “i'm losing a shit ton of followers cause clearly nobody understands how cool sayaka is.... sigh.........”), it reads more like an overinvested, thoughtful teenager than a chaotic Bart, which further points to Lisa as the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as an Introvert (I): they repeatedly mention low activity and talking mostly to themselves, like in “i GOTTA start replying to stuff more often i can't continue talking to myself” and “GOD i gotta be more active here, i'm just so lazy tho”, and don’t talk much about large social events beyond a small friend group (“my entire friend group suddenly got obsessed with overwatch. help”). Their interests are highly imaginative and fandom-heavy, pointing to Intuition (N): they fixate on fictional universes, conceptual scenarios, and creative what-ifs like “someone should make a series where koishi is like.... evil... and everyone dies.... with blood” and “hecatia lapislazuli attempting to fight wriggle nightbug” rather than concrete real-life details. They lean strongly Feeling (F): their tweets are emotionally expressive and value-driven, e.g. “my followers are kinda awesome....”, “it's pride month and i'm bisexual”, and even their rants are framed through intense feelings like “EPIC GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!” or “i'm losing a shit ton of followers cause clearly nobody understands how cool sayaka is.... sigh.........”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they often admit to laziness and lack of planning (“every tweet i make takes a lot of time and effort as my brain isn't very big”, “sorry for not posting often I've been down in the dumps lately”), change obsessions rapidly (“i have something new to obsess about”), and joke about indecision like “hardest part of being a touhou fan for me rn is choosing a favourite character cause I'm indecisive as hell”. Taken together—introverted, fantasy-focused, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—they best fit INFP.

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Touhou enjoyer, Madoka victim, retired parody account gremlin. Once lost followers defending Sayaka and still thinks Fortnite collabs are an investment.– @ARealRandomGuy0

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This chaotic yet pretty cocktail mixes blue curaçao for the "what if.... the shrine maiden was blue......" vibe and their endless shrine-maiden brainrot. Sparkling sake nods to their anime/game obsessions and slightly unhinged energy like "gonna fuse my umamusume, touhou and madoka magica obsessions to become the most annoying human being ever conceived". Lychee liqueur brings a deceptively sweet softness, echoing moments like "my followers are kinda awesome...." and "just woke up and i thank you all for the happy birthdays 🥺🥺🥺". A splash of energy drink captures their loud, meme-y side from "EPIC GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!" and "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Finally, an edible glitter & popping candy rim represents the brain-melting chaos of "i just finished watching rebellion i think my head got hit with a brick" and their self-aware descent into Touhou madness, like "the touhou rot has fully consumed me, there is no going back for me now". This is a bright, slightly unhinged, semi-strong drink: sweet on the surface, but guaranteed to leave your head spinning like a danmaku pattern.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently value connection, appreciation, and small communities over status or image, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they openly appreciate their small follower base in “my followers are kinda awesome....” and worry about being more responsive and present with others in “i GOTTA start replying to stuff more often i can't continue talking to myself”. They’re also openly affectionate and supportive toward specific people and characters, like “michigami you're very awesome and cool i like you” and “i love you toyosatomimi no miko”, which reflects a warm, loyal attachment style more than a showy or ambitious one. Even their self-deprecating jokes, such as “every tweet i make takes a lot of time and effort as my brain isn't very big”, lean more toward humble, down-to-earth energy than Ravenclaw intellectualism or Slytherin pride. While there’s enthusiasm and some impulsive humor, there’s no strong drive for glory or power; instead, we consistently see friendliness, gratitude, and a desire to just enjoy fandoms with others, which aligns best with Hufflepuff.

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Unravel fits them because it captures that mix of chaotic energy, emotional overload, and being a little bit theatrically dramatic online. They bounce between intense obsessions and burnout, from “the touhou rot has fully consumed me, there is no going back for me now” to “i'm losing a shit ton of followers cause clearly nobody understands how cool sayaka is.... sigh.........”, which parallels the song’s themes of identity and spiraling feelings. Their self-deprecating humor and feeling a bit misunderstood, like “wtf i've lost like 8 followers..... some people can't handle how cool i am....” and “every tweet i make takes a lot of time and effort as my brain isn't very big”, echo the song’s sense of isolation. Even their joking “edge” matches the darker tone of Unravel, like “someone should make a series where koishi is like.... evil... and everyone dies.... with blood”. Overall, it’s dramatic, a bit messy, and emotionally charged in exactly the way their timeline feels.

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