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Milhouse Van Houten is the best match for @aresproto356 because both are socially anxious teenagers who constantly seek validation from others. The user repeatedly tweets "you guys should totally add me" and even admits "i’m not good at initiating social interactions so please don’t take offense if i dont dm first or talk to you for a while," mirroring Milhouse’s perpetual need for friends and his catch‑phrase "Everything’s coming up Milhouse!" The user’s left‑leaning, outsider identity – "i love being a leftist because it means i get to be ostracized by everyone in my small town school" – reflects Milhouse’s status as the perennial outcast in Springfield. Their neurodivergent hints, like "i have finals today and i forgot to take my adhd meds," echo Milhouse’s frequent struggles with school and anxiety. Finally, the dramatic, attention‑seeking tone of tweets such as "THERE IS A GIANT ASS RAT IN MY ROOM HELP ME" fits Milhouse’s tendency to overreact to everyday problems.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, noting 'btw i’m not good at initiating social interactions so please don’t take offense if i dont dm first or talk to you for a while' and expressing a need to withdraw: 'hey sorry about this but i’m gonna stay off twitter for a few weeks... it’s becoming really overstimulating'. Their focus on concrete sensory details—'i love the acacia strain', 'i love metal', and describing the weather as 'it’s so faggy outside today'—points to Sensing. Emotional, value‑driven language appears throughout, especially in relational posts like 'this thanksgiving, i am thankful for my wonderful boyfriend @yote_phoenix ... i love you <3', indicating a Feeling preference. Finally, the frequent, spontaneous updates ('#NewProfilePic i have done it… i am finally jolly…', 'i might be less active overall in the future', 'i need ideas for 150!!') show a flexible, Perceiving style. Together these traits align best with the ISFP type.

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15‑yr metalhead & aspiring digital artist. Fursuit maker. Left‑leaning, loves gaming & coffee. Once a rat stole my headset mid‑stream. DM for collabs.– @aresproto356

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This drink captures aresproto356’s festive, metal‑infused personality with a silver‑rimmed glass and a metallic tequila base, echoing their "metalhead furry :3" bio. The bright green tea simple syrup nods to their love of the "acacia strain" ("i love the acacia strain"). Cinnamon syrup brings the Christmas excitement they keep shouting about ("Christmas is in a week!"). A frothy egg‑white foam adds a soft, "furry" texture, reflecting their desire for human interaction and the constant "you guys should totally add me" pleas. The final silver edible glitter garnish mirrors their "woke" sparkle and the self‑aware humor in tweets like "I’m not good at initiating social interactions so please don’t take offense if I don’t DM first."

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The user's repeated self‑promotion and drive for more followers, as seen in tweets like "you guys should totally add me" and "thank you for 0.02 followers 🥹", reveal a strong desire for status and recognition. Their strategic attempts to gain attention, such as asking "if i started streaming geometry dash would any of you actually watch" and urging others to "vote phoenix again or else i’ll do something idk", show ambition and resourcefulness. Even when expressing frustration, they frame it in a way that seeks sympathy and engagement, e.g., "Bye. Seriously, I'm tired… I have followers, but almost no interaction and I'm boring", which aligns closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition, cunning, and the pursuit of personal goals.

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The user’s bio declares a metalhead identity and a left-leaning, anti-conservative stance, which aligns perfectly with the protest anthem "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine. Their tweet "hey @grok, fuck you" mirrors the song’s repeated defiant refrain "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me". Their self-description as a "woke" gay metalhead who feels ostracized ("i love being a leftist because it means i get to be ostracized by everyone in my small town school and i don’t have to interact with annoying conservatives") captures the song’s anti-authoritarian spirit. Their desire for connection is evident in posts like "psst… this is a hint… dm me… i like talking to people but i can’t start conversations…" and "btw i’m not good at initiating social interactions so please don’t take offense if i dont dm first", echoing the track’s call to resist oppressive authority. The heavy, rap-metal sound also matches the user’s love of metal and the metalhead furry label.

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