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The overall mix of dark humor, edginess, and underlying vulnerability fits Bart Simpson best. Like Bart, this user masks insecurity and loneliness with jokes and attitude, saying things like “I feel like stop talking about my life here, no one wants to read that shit. Not even me” and “People tend to see me as 'that guy that dosent give a shit about nothin' but actually...... Im the one that tends to worry about every little thing”. There’s a rebellious, abrasive side in tweets such as “I hate fat people” and “Can we shut the fuck up about abortion?”, reminiscent of Bart’s tendency to provoke and say the harsh thing out loud. At the same time, hints of emotional struggle and self-deprecation, like “Maybe im not ok...... meh, whatever” and “Cry on myself because of how shit i am till i fell asleep its not the life i want”, mirror Bart’s more vulnerable episodes where his bravado cracks. The ADHD/TDHA comments such as “My tdah is so high that i can play 2 games at the same time while watching videos in YouTube and still be bored” further reinforce the chaotic, restless energy strongly associated with Bart rather than the more disciplined or earnest main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as clearly introverted: they describe themselves as lonely and talking to themselves online, e.g. “I just rt edgy shit and talk to myself because i'm lonely and kinda schizo” and “I feel like stop talking about my life here, no one wants to read that shit”, and they often decline social interaction while later complaining of boredom, as in “gente me escribe para hablar y jugar, les digo que no y después me quejo de estar aburrido”. Their interests and comments lean abstract and conceptual (N): they like liminal/backrooms-style horror and VHS analog horror for the concept and atmosphere (“Am i the only one who thinks that the entities on the backrooms kinda ruin the point?”, “I like the vhs like videos, it lets people with low budged make irl scary shit without looking ugly”), and they question genre design rather than just reacting to surface details (“I like that people started to realize that putting a shit ton of blood to something doesnt make it scary”). Their communication is predominantly blunt, analytical, and often harshly critical, which points to Thinking: they dismiss debates they see as pointless (“no one never has managed to change the other person opinion”), call out logical/knowledge errors (“Bitch, there was no countries 50 million years ago”), and respond to emotional issues with tough, rational framing like “Thats what life is about, kid. Get used to it”. Their lifestyle and tone are strongly Perceiving: they are scattered, procrastinating, and unstructured (“My tdah is so high that i can play 2 games at the same time while watching videos in YouTube and still be bored”, “This is the first time i take 3 sleep tablets, i need this shit to work right now”), and they often react in the moment rather than showing long-term planning. Taken together—introverted, conceptual, analytical but emotionally detached in tone, and disorganized/spontaneous—the profile most closely matches INTP.

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Nurse with ADHD, horror enjoyer & chronic overthinker. Once stared at the ceiling for an hour and called it ‘mindfulness practice’.– @argon1871

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This drink starts with mezcal and a chili-salt rim for their sharp, occasionally abrasive takes and dark humor, like when they bluntly say “I hate fat people” and joke about being seen as “kinda schizo” in “I just rt edgy shit and talk to myself because i'm lonely and kinda schizo”. Cold brew coffee reflects their anxious, overthinking energy and late-night intensity from posts like “My tdah is so high that i can play 2 games at the same time while watching videos in YouTube and still be bored” and “This is the first time i take 3 sleep tablets, i need this shit to work right now”. Tamarind soda adds a playful, fizzy sourness that fits their shitposting and goofy side in “Hey, i can be funny too....... sometimes..... i swear” and their love of weird, fun horror like “I really love this style of goofy/scary videos”. A dash of lime juice is the sharp, corrective realism they constantly throw at others, as in “Bitch, there was no countries 50 million years ago” and “Can we shut the fuck up about abortion?”. Finally, black sugar syrup represents the hidden sweetness and vulnerability under all the edge, nodding to softer posts like “I wish someone told me 'good job :)' every once in a while” and “Maybe im not ok...... meh, whatever”, making the cocktail a dark, fizzy, slightly bitter-sweet mess—just like the timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Argón fits Ravenclaw best because of his analytical, observant nature and tendency to overthink. He explicitly frames himself as someone who worries about every detail while hiding it, saying people see him as someone who doesn’t care but actually he “tends to worry about every little thing” and just prefers to hide it (“People tend to see me as 'that guy that dosent give a shit about nothin' but actually...... Im the one that tends to worry about every little thing, even shit normal people see as 'irrelevant', but i just preffer hide it over be annoying”), which aligns with an inward, cerebral Ravenclaw type rather than a bold Gryffindor or socially driven Hufflepuff. He shows a strong critical and philosophical streak, dismissing endless moral debates when they become unproductive (“Can we shut the fuck up about abortion?, it has been years since we started talking about the topic and no one never has managed to change the other person opinion”) and making meta-comments about internet behavior and discourse (“Ver a personas molestarse porqué alguien dijo algo que es correcto es algo que solo pasa en esta plataforma”, “Por esto se creen cualquier mamada de internet”). His tastes also skew towards abstract, conceptual and stylistic interests—he repeatedly comments thoughtfully on horror media, art, and game design, e.g. preferring VHS-like videos for their low-budget aesthetic (“I like the vhs like videos, it lets people with low budged make irl scary shit without looking ugly”) and criticizing cheap horror tactics (“I like that people started to realize that putting a shit ton of blood to something doesnt make it scary”, “'What scares you', short answer. Real shit. When you are an adult, ugly faces and gore just dosent work, i think jumpscares are a pritty cheap and easy way to scary people. But at this point there isnt many left that actually 'work'”). While he has some Slytherin-adjacent cynicism and self-preservation (e.g. pushing people away and then complaining of loneliness: “Soy un cabron, constantemente gente me escribe para hablar y jugar, les digo que no y después me quejo de estar aburrido y que nadie me hable”), his defining traits are intellectualized, self-aware commentary, nuanced media analysis, and a quietly anxious mind—hallmarks of a Ravenclaw.

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A song that best suits Argón is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures self-deprecation, alienation, and the feeling of being out of place that runs through many of their tweets. They oscillate between ironic detachment and raw vulnerability, like when they write “I feel like stop talking about my life here, no one wants to read that shit. Not even me” and “Maybe im not ok...... meh, whatever”, mirroring the song’s mix of despair and shrugging resignation. The theme of feeling fundamentally flawed or unworthy shows in posts such as “Cry on myself because of how shit i am till i fell asleep its not the life i want” and “I wish someone told me 'good job :)' every once in a while”. At the same time, their sarcasm and dark humor—like “I just rt edgy shit and talk to myself because i'm lonely and kinda schizo”—fit the bitter, self-aware tone of the track. The combination of loneliness, self-loathing, and a desire to belong that defines Creep strongly echoes Argón’s online persona.

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