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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient: Despite setbacks like her car overheating or hitting animals, Ari keeps pushing forward, as seen in 'BUT SHE LIVES!!!!!.'
- Humorous: Her tweets often have a sarcastic or absurd humor, like 'someone said 'this is cancer' out loud at work and i activated like a sleeper agent.'
- Curious: She isn't afraid to ask questions, even in bizarre situations, like 'before i took this pic i asked a crackhead why he was running a 500ft power cable thru my field.'
- Authentic: Ari shares her struggles openly, as seen in 'i tweet about every minor inconvenience in life but i PROMISE i am beyond happy.'
- Generous: She helps friends without hesitation, as she tweeted 'i always stop whatever im doing and help my friends no questions asked.'
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: She drove two hours in the wrong direction due to a GPS mistake: 'i put the wrong address in and just drove 2 hours the wrong way.'
- Self-Sabotaging: She admits to self-sabotaging, as seen in 'i self sabotage every good thing in my life.'
- Overwhelmed: She struggles to hold it together during tough times, tweeting 'ive been really trying to hold it together gang but every single fucking thing keeps going wrong.'
- Overly Trusting: She feels let down when friends don't reciprocate her support, like in 'i need them for once and crickets like ok whatever man.'
- Prone to Drama: She often finds herself in chaotic situations, such as 'big behemoth bitch at work is about to get her teeth knocked in.'
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Ari's chaotic, humorous personality mirrors Bart Simpson's mischievous nature. Her tweet 'before i took this pic i asked a crackhead why he was running a 500ft power cable thru my field' reflects Bart's knack for getting into absurd situations. Her sarcastic humor, like 'girl fuck you and your straight piped solara,' matches Bart's rebellious attitude. Both are lovable troublemakers who navigate life with a mix of chaos and charm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Ari fits the ENTP personality type: extroverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. Her extroversion shines in her interactions and humorous tweets, like 'someone said 'this is cancer' out loud at work and i activated like a sleeper agent.' Her intuition drives her curiosity, seen in 'before i took this pic i asked a crackhead why he was running a 500ft power cable thru my field.' Her thinking side is evident in her problem-solving tweets about her cars, like 'motor swapping the celica.' Finally, her perceiving nature is reflected in her adaptability amidst chaos, as seen in 'everything in my life is prime for going horribly wrong.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Celica? Because my heart overheats every time I see you.
- Girl, are you Dr Pepper? Because you're the sweet fizz to my chaotic life.
- Are you a League champ? Because I'd queue up with you anytime.
- You're like my Celica—always on my mind and worth every repair.
- Are you my GPS? Because even when I go the wrong way, I’d follow you anywhere.
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Car chaos enthusiast 🚗 | League of Legends 🕹️ | Dr Pepper aficionado 🥤 | Navigating life one Celica breakdown at a time | North Carolina's unintentional chaos magnet 🌪️.– @ari_1zz
Your signature cocktail
Celica Sunrise
The 'Celica Sunrise' reflects Ari's vibrant, chaotic personality and her love for Dr Pepper. Tequila adds a bold kick, like her tweet 'everything in my life is prime for going horribly wrong.' Orange juice and grenadine bring sweetness and color, mirroring her humor and resilience, as seen in 'BUT SHE LIVES!!!!!.' Dr Pepper syrup ties it to her favorite drink. It’s a refreshing yet unpredictable cocktail, just like Ari.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ari's resilience, generosity, and loyalty to her friends fit Hufflepuff values. Her tweet 'i always stop whatever im doing and help my friends no questions asked' highlights her dedication to others. Her authenticity and gratitude, as expressed in 'i PROMISE i am beyond happy,' align with Hufflepuff's grounded nature. While she faces chaos, like 'everything in my life is prime for going horribly wrong,' she approaches it with humor and perseverance, making her a perfect fit for this house.
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Drive - Incubus
The song 'Drive' by Incubus fits Ari's car-centric life and introspective tweets. Lines like 'whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there' resonate with her resilience, as seen in 'BUT SHE LIVES!!!!!.' The song's reflective tone matches her candid moments, like 'i self sabotage every good thing in my life.' It's a mellow yet powerful anthem for her journey through life's chaos and car troubles.
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