Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive honesty: Very open about feelings, desires, and discomforts, e.g. candid sexual and emotional comments like “Душа желает устроить адскую дрочильню…” and detailed complaints about illness or travel.
- Creative imagination: Invents detailed scenarios and headcanons, such as aftercare scenes in “Aftercare гейдриберги…” and modern AUs in “У модерн ау Роммеля никогда бы не было проблем…”.
- Humorous self-irony: Jokes at their own expense in a playful way, like comparing their childhood teeth to Mengele in “Ашалеть у меня в детстве была щель в зубах как у Менгеле” or calling themselves “ЯЯЯЯЯЯ” with a meme image in this tweet.
- Passionate fandom: Shows strong dedication to niche fandoms and creators, e.g. remembering deleted works in “Я НЕ ЗАБЫЛА и активно их вспоминаю…” and begging for specific casting in “Нам нужен Аугуст Диль в роли Шелленберга…”.
- Body self-awareness: Tracks body changes and health with detail, like weight goals in “52,5 почтииии”, bruises after activities in “У меня все тело в синяках после аквапарка…”, and diet-related clothing fit in “С количеством еды которое я употребляю…”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses aggressive insults and profanity toward others, e.g. “идите нахуй твари ебаные” about illness and “ИДИТЕ НАХУЙ” toward commenters on hair videos.
- Self-destructive themes: Tweets include extreme sexualized self-deprecation and unhealthy body/health framing, like near-starvation for fitting clothes in “С количеством еды которое я употребляю… нихуя…” and obsession with bruises in “Синяков стало еще больше”.
- Obsessive fixation: Shows intense, almost compulsive focus on specific historical/NSFW figures and content, e.g. recalling deleted fics for “horny moments” in “я помню всеееее” and constant sexual comments about “немчики” in “Как же немчики тогда раздавали слея боже…”.
- Judgmental attitude: Harshly judges others, such as classmates described as attention-seeking and bad at art in “ту девку с нехваткой внимания которая режется… и подобную ей, но она еще хуево рисует” and disdain for women in birth videos in “это реально мерзко и некрасиво”.
- Sexual boundary issues: Blurs boundaries with explicit fantasies involving real historical figures and edgy contexts, e.g. “А ведь если бы у меня был брат/сестра я не могла бы дрочить” and graphic military yaoi scenarios in “милитари яой… дрочит другому рукой и вибратором”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user fits Bart Simpson best: irreverent, horny-jokey, and constantly shitposting in a way that mixes edge with goofiness. Like Bart, they’re provocative and casually obscene, openly talking about sex and kinks in posts like “Душа желает устроить адскую дрочильню…” and “Я обожаю милитари яой особенно когда это сладко стонущие твинки и один из них дрочит другому рукой и вибратором одновременно”. They’re also chaotic and stubbornly contrarian, bragging about refusing popular media because others pester them, as in “Друг заебал меня просьбой посмотреть атаку титанов поэтому я не посмотрю ее даже под дулом пистолета никогда в жизни”. At the same time, there’s a dramatic, theatrical teen vibe—complaining about school, illness, and travel misery—similar to Bart’s over-the-top reactions, e.g. “Нееет сука опять температура идите нахуй твари ебаные” and “А можно я на этих каникулах спокойно отдохну заебали не дай бог пневмония”. Their gleeful fixation on controversial historical figures and morally dodgy fandom content, like “Авторы рейхофандома которые удалили свои работы... я помню всеееее” and “Я хочу брелочек с ним но не хочу в тюрьму💔💔💔”, also matches Bart’s love of taboo and troublemaking far more than any of the more earnest or responsible Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most posts are about solitary media consumption, trains, illness, drawing, and horny fantasies rather than parties or broad socializing, and they explicitly reject normative social advice like “'Ты уже не ребенок, тебе надо начать ходить на тусовки, общаться со сверстниками и найти парня'☠️☠️☠️ Стеснительные мальчики на такую хуйню не ходят, мужчины старше меня в два раза тем более”. Their interests are highly imaginative and fantasy‑driven (military yaoi, character ships, AU scenarios, fetishy aftercare scenes), showing Intuition over concrete, practical focus, e.g. “Aftercare гейдриберги где Вальтер весь ластится к Рейнхарду, тискает его, гладит мягкие бока и спину…”. They clearly prioritize personal values, vibes, and emotional reactions over detached logic, indicating Feeling: they rant about beauty standards and hair criticism with strong moral language like “Я хочу взорвать планету когда… пишут какие то пидараски… ИДИТЕ НАХУЙ”, and empathize or fixate on characters’ cuteness and suffering, such as “Боже мой какие у него глаза😭😭😭щеночек”. Their life seems somewhat chaotic and unstructured—complaints about health, travel, school, and procrastinating tasks like “я позорница отложила это все на остаток каникул…”—suggesting Perceiving over strict planning. Taken together, a private, fantasy‑heavy, values‑driven, and relatively spontaneous style fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ll never watch Batman but that ‘horny little guy’ makes you want to fuck the screen — I volunteer as a safer, softer alternative display: same horny energy, zero eye strain.
- Since you like when a young twink is surrounded by other twinks or older men, maybe we can compromise: I’ll be the older one, you be the beautiful menace, and we’ll leave the entire рейхофандом shaking.
- You remembering deleted рейхофандом fics ‘for horny moments’ is crazy dedication — if you can archive entire fanworks in your brain, maybe you could also save a little mental storage for a date with me.
- You said life would be better if pretty vampires existed; I can’t promise immortality, but I’m pale, obsessed, and ready to worship you like I’m binge‑watching Hellsing and Dracula 2025 on loop.
- You complain about eating ‘nihui’ and chasing 52.5 while cosplaying bruised Vальтер, so let me be the one who actually feeds you, carries your bag after аквапарк, and tells you you’re hotter than any twink in military yaoi.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • she/her • draws questionable men in uniforms, complains about trains and colds, still hasn’t watched AoT or Batman and proudly never will– @arihorell
Your signature cocktail
Reich & Horny Highball
Overproof dark rum stands for their feral, unapologetically horny energy and fixation on "немчики" and military yaoi, like in “Душа желает устроить адскую дрочильню…” and “Я обожаю милитари яой особенно когда это сладко стонущие твинки…”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark, sweet-fruity intensity that mirrors their obsession with specific men (Reinhard, Walter, Rommel, etc.) in tweets like “Рейнхард😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and the way they “actively remember” deleted works in “Я НЕ ЗАБЫЛА и активно их вспоминаю в хорни моменты🤫🤫🤫🤫”. Spicy ginger beer represents their sharp, sometimes foul-mouthed rants and physical discomforts, from “Нееет сука опять температура идите нахуй твари ебаные” to “эта корейская лапша подорвала мне рот и завтра сожжет мне жопу”. A squeeze of lime adds acidic brightness for their sarcastic humor and self-awareness, like “Только у меня появляется хоть немного времени для себя я начинаю думать про страхивание немчиков” and “'Ты уже не ребенок…'☠️☠️☠️ Стеснительные мальчики на такую хуйню не ходят”. The crushed ice with a few bruised mint leaves nods to their constant travel/heat/sickness arc in “Душно пиздец, еще и какой то блядский петух орет и из носа водопад” and “Я хочу домой, но дома минусовые температуры и ебанутые графики отключения света”, keeping the drink refreshing even while it absolutely wrecks you, just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets are strongly driven by desire, self‑indulgence and a very unapologetic, almost combative self‑preservation. They openly refuse to do things just because others pressure them, like when they say their friend keeps asking them to watch Attack on Titan and therefore they will never watch it “even at gunpoint” (“Друг заебал меня просьбой посмотреть атаку титанов поэтому я не посмотрю ее даже под дулом пистолета никогда в жизни”), which shows stubborn resistance to external expectations. They also talk quite coldly and judgmentally about classmates, calling one a girl with an attention deficit who self‑harms and lies (“я увижу ту девку с нехваткой внимания которая режется… а также подобную ей, но она еще хуево рисует и постоянно врет”), suggesting low Hufflepuff‑style gentleness but high Slytherin edge and social ruthlessness. There’s a recurring thread of sexual and aesthetic obsession with power figures and "немчики" framed in a very possessive, almost predatory way (“Только у меня появляется хоть немного времени для себя я начинаю думать про страхивание немчиков”, “Как же немчики тогда раздавали слея боже…”), which fits Slytherin’s fascination with power, status and taboo. Even their self‑care and body‑image posts, like extreme weight focus and using illness or conditions strategically around travel and cosplay (“С количеством еды которое я употребляю… я может снова смогу одеть тот мамин костюмчик в котором я представляла себя Шелленбергом”), read less as Hufflepuff diligence and more as calculated self‑shaping to fit their desired persona. Overall, their voice is sharp, self‑focused, boundary‑heavy, and deeply oriented around personal desire and image, which aligns far more with Slytherin than the other houses.
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Your song
bad guy - Billie Eilish
Their mix of horny humor, dark kink and unapologetic edginess fits the playful menace of bad guy perfectly. They openly revel in being a little unhinged and pervy, writing about "душа желает устроить адскую дрочильню…" and confessing "я превращаюсь в животное когда вижу любую его фотку", which mirrors the song’s teasing, morally chaotic vibe. The way they fantasize about twinks and military yaoi — "я люблю когда к молоденькому твинку пристает много других твинков или взрослых мужчин👅👅👅" and "я обожаю милитари яой особенно когда это сладко стонущие твинки…" — matches the song’s flirtation with being the “bad” one. At the same time, moments of self‑deprecation and bodily complaints, like "с количеством еды которое я употребляю… я может снова смогу одеть тот мамин костюмчик" and "у меня все тело в синяках после аквапарка, теперь я тру Вальтер косплей", give them the vulnerable, slightly messy undercurrent that sits beneath Billie Eilish’s cocky persona in the song. Overall, bad guy nails their blend of horny, darkly comedic, self-aware chaos.
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