Aris_Utensil
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Provocative Thinker: He challenges societal norms and expresses controversial opinions, such as 'Leftists are to be thrown into gulags.'
- Fearless Debater: His willingness to confront others is evident in tweets like 'Get fucked you piece of shit.'
- Unapologetic: He embraces his self-proclaimed 'arrogant bastard' persona, refusing to conform or appease others, as seen in 'Does anyone think id EVER do anything to appease Vee? Fuckin really?'
- Traditionalist: His monarchist views and disdain for modern liberalism are clear in 'You'd have been better off staying under the Crown.'
- Humorous: Despite his provocative nature, he showcases humor in tweets like 'Pakman is literally a cyborg controlled by the algorithm.'
Weaknesses:
- Inflammatory Language: His use of harsh words like 'You stupid fucking retard' can alienate potential allies and escalate conflicts.
- Extremist Views: Statements like 'Leftists are to be thrown into gulags' reflect a polarizing and uncompromising stance.
- Arrogance: He openly embraces being an 'arrogant bastard,' which may hinder collaboration or constructive dialogue.
- Disdainful Attitude: Tweets like 'You are owned by the jews' reveal a dismissive and prejudiced perspective toward certain groups.
- Confrontational: His tendency to provoke, as seen in 'Cities on flame now...,' can lead to unnecessary conflicts.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Aris shares Mr. Burns's unapologetically elitist and traditionalist mindset. Like Mr. Burns, who often dismisses modern values, Aris tweets 'You'd have been better off staying under the Crown,' showing a preference for old-world hierarchies. His provocative language, 'Leftists are to be thrown into gulags,' mirrors Burns's ruthless demeanor. Both characters thrive on stirring controversy and embracing their arrogance, as reflected in Aris's bio 'Very much an arrogant bastard.'
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Aris embodies ENTJ: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, and judging. His extraversion shines in his confrontational tweets, like 'Get fucked you piece of shit.' Intuition drives his provocative insights, 'You DID change the culture... to open fuckin' degeneracy.' His thinking side critiques logically, 'Every society enforces a moral code you stupid fuck.' Judging keeps him decisive and goal-oriented, as seen in 'Become Franco...' His leadership qualities and unapologetic nature fit the ENTJ archetype.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a monarchist? Because you've just crowned yourself king of my heart!
- Is your name Franco? Because you've taken control of my thoughts with your strong opinions.
- You must be whisky, because you’ve got me feeling warm and bold just thinking about you.
- Are you a mischievous tinkerer? Because you’ve tinkered your way into my soul.
- You’re like a crown jewel—rare, dazzling, and worth fighting for.
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Provocative South African monarchist | Lover of whisky & mischief | Advocate for traditionalism & unapologetic opinions | Stirring debates since day one | Trouble is my middle name.– @Aris_Utensil
Your signature cocktail
Monarchist Mule
The 'Monarchist Mule' captures Aris's bold and traditionalist personality. Whisky reflects his bio 'Drinker of whisky,' while ginger beer adds a spicy kick, mirroring his provocative tweets like 'Cities on flame now...' Lime juice represents his sharp wit, seen in 'Pakman is literally a cyborg controlled by the algorithm.' A splash of bitters ties it all together, embodying his unapologetically bitter stance on modern liberalism.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Aris's ambition, cunning, and provocative nature align strongly with Slytherin traits. His tweet 'Become Franco...' reflects his admiration for strong leadership, a hallmark of Slytherin's drive for power. His confrontational style, seen in 'Get fucked you piece of shit,' mirrors the house's boldness. His monarchist and traditionalist views, 'You'd have been better off staying under the Crown,' show a desire for legacy and influence, key Slytherin values. His unapologetic arrogance fits the house's reputation for pride and self-assurance.
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Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
Aris's provocative and unapologetic nature aligns with the devilish charm of 'Sympathy for the Devil.' His tweet 'Cities on flame now...' reflects the song's chaotic energy. His monarchist and traditionalist views, 'You'd have been better off staying under the Crown,' resonate with the song's exploration of power and legacy. The line 'Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste' mirrors his self-proclaimed 'arrogant bastard' persona.
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