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The user’s self‑description as 'Prince of Doom' and their frequent glorification of authoritarian, capitalist, and extremist ideas mirrors Mr. Burns, Springfield’s billionaire villain. Tweets like 'Tranarco capitalism' and the 'On one hand… On the other…' comment about AI and copyright law show a ruthless pursuit of profit and a contempt for regulation, much like Burns’s exploitation of the power plant. Their provocative 'Hot take' style, such as 'Legalize child labor…' and 'Satan isn’t real… Checkmate, gaytheists,' reflects Burns’s disdain for the common folk and moral indifference. The repeated emphasis on dominance and control (e.g., the 'Prince of Doom' bio) aligns with Burns’s self‑image as the ultimate evil overlord. Additionally, the user’s extremist rhetoric about violence and rebellion ('Bacon’s Rebellion was an Incel Revolution') echoes Burns’s willingness to use any means to maintain his power.

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The user’s constant engagement with trending memes, retweets and provocative commentary (e.g., "Keemstar has been reduced to posting engagement slop… Truly, Ethan Klein has won in every way") shows an extroverted, socially active style. Their focus on abstract patterns and speculative ideas, such as dissecting Deltarune’s meta‑narrative and discussing "Tranarco capitalism," indicates a dominant intuition (N). They frequently frame arguments in logical, analytical terms, like weighing AI laziness against copyright concerns ("On one hand, I think using AI is extremely lazy… On the other, I hate copyright law…"), which reflects a thinking (T) preference. Their spontaneous, unstructured posting habit—admitting they "haven't posted" a sketch or creating "a graph trying to explain something… that looks extremely schizophrenic without mountains of context"—demonstrates a perceiving (P) lifestyle. Combined, these traits align best with an ENTP personality.

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Nonbinary (they/them) Homestuck fanfic writer, digital artist & composer. Scorpio. 🎨✍️🎶 My cat approves every sketch.– @aristocratGoons

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This cocktail, called the Scorpio's Doomshot, blends black vodka, blood orange juice, jalapeño infused tequila, a splash of absinthe and a dash of cola to create a dark, spicy, and unsettling sip that mirrors the user’s provocative online persona. The black vodka represents the "Prince of Doom" vibe from their bio, while the blood orange adds the scorpion’s sting referenced in "#ScorpioLivesMatter". The jalapeño heat nods to their "hot take" style, as seen in the tweet "'Hot take: but I don't think we ought to set the precedent of companies being allowed to govern what kind of fanart is and isn't made of their characters'". The absinthe, the "green fairy", evokes the satanic humor in "'Satan isn’t real' Well, explain this, then Checkmate, gaytheists". Finally, the cola’s dark fizz reflects the dark humor of "'You sold Farmer Brown a tractor and he ran over his son in it so you should go to jail.'".

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The user’s bio declares "Prince of Doom," a self‑styled title that hints at a desire for power and a dark, ambitious persona, a classic Slytherin trait. Their tweets repeatedly showcase a willingness to flout social norms and manipulate controversy, such as "I haven't drawn a shota in a while and I'm getting #TheItch" and "If this guy was murdered by Islamists, I bet at least ~80% of the people who agree with the below tweet would celebrate," reflecting cunning and a lack of conventional empathy. They also express strategic opportunism, e.g., "On one hand, I think using AI is extremely lazy in creative works… On the other, I hate copyright law and anything that screws over copyright holders is awesome," showing a pragmatic, self‑serving mindset. These patterns align most closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to bend rules for personal gain.

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Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones is a perfect fit because the song adopts the voice of a mischievous, historical witness who says he has 'been around for a long, long year' just as the user frequently references past events like 'Jewish finance paid for a non insignificant of the American revolution' and 'Bacon's Rebellion was an Incel Revolution'. The user’s self‑description as 'Prince of Doom' and the tweet ''Satan isn’t real' Well, explain this, then Checkmate, gaytheists' echo the devilish narrator of the track. Their fascination with dark, controversial history ('Guys... I think Hitler might be problematic media...') aligns with the song’s lines about being present at atrocities. The lyric 'Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste' mirrors the user's flamboyant, provocative presence on Twitter. Overall, the blend of provocation, historical cynicism, and devil‑centric humor makes Sympathy for the Devil a fitting anthem.

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