Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically engaged: Frequently comments critically on politics and policy, e.g. opposing the labor reform and Milei’s government in tweets like “votaron a este hijo de remil puta…” and “loco quiero dejar de estar acá en redes quejándome…”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about joy, anger, and sadness, such as excitement over My Chemical Romance in “No puedo creer que estoy YENDO A VER A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCÉ…” and frustration with the world in “estoy harta de vivir en este mundo de mierda”.
- Loyal fan: Shows deep, long-term attachment to artists like Lali, MCR, Bad Bunny, Taylor Swift, Shakira, and twenty one pilots, e.g. “lali sos una de las mejores cosas q ha nacido en este país” and the detailed emotional reaction to the Super Bowl show in “emocionante el show de medio tiempo de benito…”.
- Socially conscious: Shows concern about inequality, labor rights, mental health, war, and foreign influence, for example criticizing economic hardship and lack of support in “que se mueran todos me tienen re podrida… la plata no alcanza y la poca ayuda que hay para pacientes con problemas mentales…” and worrying about global politics in “Y encima al lado ahora gano el nazismo… este enfermo nos va a hacer ir a una guerra..”.
- Humorous candidness: Uses crude but self-aware humor about everyday life and body functions, like “me satisface anunciar que el primer cago del año ha sido hecho” and “23:30 en proceso del ultimo cago del año”, making her timeline feel unfiltered and relatable.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and slurs like “mogolico” and “hijos de puta” toward individuals and groups, e.g. “PARO GENERAL ERA GORDOS HIJOS DE PUTA” and “Aaahh ahora q tenemos al presidente mogolico…”.
- Antisemitic hostility: Targets Jews in a hostile, conspiratorial way, for instance “son todos cipayos judios que ni viven acá… posta q miedo q los de afuera manejen todo” and “Hay q empezar a defender el suelo de estos si0n1st4s”.
- Violent rhetoric: Openly fantasizes about physical harm against opponents, such as “les tiran agüita y no les podían tirar una granada de gas?!! DALEEEE” and “BALA, ves a uno como el hdp del video y pego un tiro al aire, el segundo a la cabeza”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Expresses a bleak view of life and the future, for example “estoy harta de vivir en este mundo de mierda” and despair about society’s apathy in “Me preocupa que la gente del mundo ve esto y… parecieran ni siquiera hacerle cosquillas…”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in the heat of the moment with strong reactions and little restraint, e.g. immediate rage at public figures in “For YOUNG CHILDREN TIRA EL HIJO DE RE MIL PUTA ESTE!!!” and calling for burning things or “prender fuego todo” in “loco quiero dejar de estar acá en redes quejándome cuando vamos a ir a prender fuego todo?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
She most closely matches Lisa Simpson: politically engaged, outspoken, and morally intense, but also very online and pop‑culture obsessed. Like Lisa, she rants against injustice and authority, whether it’s local politics (“votaron a este hijo de remil puta y sus titiriteros… aumenta todo todos los meses la plata no alcanza”) or global power games (“Como están dejando que un dictador de un estado ficticio AMENACE A TODO EL MUNDO bitch reallyyyyy”). She’s fiercely critical of oppression and violence, especially around Israel/Palestine and antisemitism coded as anti‑zionism, as in “Hay q empezar a defender el suelo de estos si0n1st4s” and her anger at "cipayos judios" in the labor reform hashtag. At the same time, she’s deeply emotional and idealistic about music and art, crying over My Chemical Romance and Bad Bunny (“emocionante el show de medio tiempo de benito, completamente la rompió, se me llenaron los ojos de lagrimas”) in the same way Lisa weeps over jazz or literature. Her mix of bookish media analysis (long Stranger Things takes), intense ethics, and frustrated activism (“loco quiero dejar de estar acá en redes quejándome cuando vamos a ir a prender fuego todo?”) fits Lisa’s brainy, furious, occasionally melodramatic vibe more than any other Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly comment on politics, pop culture, concerts and friends, and seem energized by events and crowds, e.g. their excitement about seeing My Chemical Romance: “no les puedo explicar lo emocionada que me pongo cada vez que pienso en que MAÑANA vemos a mcr” and joking about work and social life: “estoy ausente del antro porque agarre la pala”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they jump from concrete news to broader patterns, conspiracies or big-picture reflections like “me preocupa que la gente del mundo ve esto… no toman dimensión de lo grave que es.. asusta” and imagine film-like narratives about politics: “Estaría bueno hacer una película que comience corte navidad… y al llegar al 18 de diciembre del 2001 se va todo a la verga”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their arguments are driven by moral outrage and empathy rather than detached logic, e.g. “votaron a este hijo de remil puta… para cagarle la vida a todos y cada uno de nosotros” and their intense reactions to injustice or abuse: “CUANTAS DOCENAS DE NIÑOS Y NIÑAS VIOLASTE PEDOFILO REPUGNANTE DE MIERDA”. Their style is spontaneous and flexible, showing a Perceiving preference: they frequently act on impulse or mood ("modo planta" and binge-watching: “estos últimos días estuve modo planta… ayuda maybe?”), joke about not remembering months in their year recap: “don’t remember… don’t remember”, and narrate last-minute emotional states rather than structured plans. Altogether, the expressive, passionate, big-picture, and improvisational tone across their tweets fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you almost cried just listening to ‘Welcome to the Black Parade’ before MCR, should I be worried that if we go together next time you’ll end up crying over Gerard… or over the fact you found your own emotional support emo boy (me)?
- You: ‘me satisfice anunciar que el primer cago del año ha sido hecho.’ Me: I’d like to announce that my first 2026 goal is to take you out for a drink and a Stranger Things marathon so we can celebrate all our milestones with that level of honesty.
- You saving for rent in CABA, hating the reforma laboral, yelling ‘PARO GENERAL ERA GORDOS HIJOS DE PUTA’… honestly, you’re giving ‘my favorite union leader’ energy. Can I be the disaster boyfriend who brings you agua y snacks en la marcha?
- You went from Shakira on roller skates, a Lali poster on the window, to crying at Bad Bunny’s halftime show and losing it over Young Miko. I’m just saying: your taste in artists is flawless—wanna see if you keep the streak going by adding me to your playlist?
- If you can still be that excited about MCR, Taylor referencing Argentina, and Lali’s Monumental after saying ‘estoy harta de vivir en este mundo de mierda’, I feel like we’d make a great team: you bring the rage against Milei, I bring the snacks and we share the hope (and maybe a kiss) at the march.
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Argentinian, chronically online & union-sympathizer. Once cried to My Chemical Romance and the Super Bowl halftime show in the same week.– @arixarix_
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They consistently show a very Gryffindor pattern of outspoken bravery and confrontation rather than self‑preservation. Politically, they are willing to directly attack power and the people behind it, e.g. calling out voters and leaders with lines like “votaron a este hijo de remil puta y sus titiriteros… para cagarle la vida a todos y cada uno de nosotros” and demanding real action instead of passive complaining: “loco quiero dejar de estar acá en redes quejándome cuando vamos a ir a prender fuego todo? nos están sacando los derechos laborales…”. They are quick to escalate to aggressive, almost reckless responses when they see injustice or threats, for example suggesting violent defense of territory in “BALA, ves a uno como el hdp del video y pego un tiro al aire, el segundo a la cabeza. Hay q empezar a defender el suelo…” and mocking timid protest with “les tiran agüita y no les podían tirar una granada de gas?!! DALEEEE”. This is not the cautious pragmatism of Slytherin or the patient loyalty of Hufflepuff; it’s fiery moral outrage and a readiness to "charge in". Even in personal life they frame themselves as someone who faces things head‑on despite fear or pain, like starting a new job while nervous and in pain: “voy a trancar a laborar… estoy completamente nerviosa y lo peor es que ME VINO dios santo dame fuerzas”. Taken together, the impulsive intensity, willingness to publicly fight for beliefs, and disregard for safety or politeness over what they see as justice all strongly mark them as Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song that best suits them is “The Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance. They’re clearly emotionally invested in MCR, hyping the concert and crying over the music, like when they said they couldn’t believe they were going to see MCR and were already tearing up listening to Welcome to the Black Parade and “I DONT LOE YOU lo q yo voy a llorar mañana en huracán… mamita no va a haber delineador que resista” and “No puedo creer que estoy YENDO A VER A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCÉ AAAAAA”. The song’s themes of anger at the world, survival, and dark humor match their mix of political rage and exhaustion, like “estoy harta de vivir en este mundo de mierda” and their constant criticism of the government and reforms in tweets such as “votaron a este hijo de remil puta… aumenta todo todos los meses la plata no alcanza”. At the same time, The Black Parade is theatrical, emotional, and a bit dramatic in the best way, which fits their intense fandom energy and pop‑culture obsession, from Lali and Shakira to Stranger Things and the Super Bowl, as seen in “no les puedo explicar lo emocionada que me pongo cada vez que pienso en que MAÑANA vemos a mcr”. The song’s balance of pain, nostalgia, and defiant catharsis reflects how they cope with a "world of shit" through music, sarcasm, and passion.
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