Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for BL/yaoi and specific ships, e.g., gushing over series like Alien in My Wardrobe and repeatedly tweeting “fuck….. yaoi is so cool……” in this tweet.
- Ethically principled: Takes firm stances on issues like anti-piracy/classism and PROSHIP, e.g., calling piracy preservation in this tweet and rejecting proship/anti-lesbian rhetoric in this tweet.
- Self‑aware humor: Uses self-deprecating, situational humor to cope, like joking about reading yaoi smut in the hospital in this tweet and morphine weirdness in this tweet.
- Emotionally open: Openly shares fear, pain, and recovery around surgery, e.g., expressing being scared before surgery in this tweet and describing post-op discomfort in this tweet.
- Critical thinker: Engages with nuance in media discourse, like appreciating imperfect media in this tweet and asking for context before supporting something in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh expression: Frustration can come out aggressively, e.g., “fuck you kakao all my homies hate kakao” in this tweet and calling people her “biggest enemies” in this tweet.
- Conflict‑prone: Frequently engages in contentious fandom debates (proship, age discourse, ship morality), e.g., criticizing specific ship groups in this tweet and calling out fandom homophobia in this tweet.
- Negativity focus: Timeline often centers on what’s upsetting—piracy crackdowns, bad shows, drama—like mourning site takedowns in this tweet and ranting about a problematic omegaverse anime in this tweet.
- Impulse tweeting: Posts strong takes while in pain, high, or exhausted (hospital morphine, post-op, 5am) such as this tweet and late-night site maintenance complaints in this tweet, which can amplify intensity and drama.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is outspoken, politically aware, and willing to call out injustice, much like Lisa’s mix of morality and righteous rage—see them ranting about anti-piracy and classism in “a lot of anti piracy arguments also scream classism and ‘poor people don’t deserve entertainment’…” and “fuck you kakao all my homies hate kakao. piracy isn’t going anywhere.”. They’re principled about boundaries and ethics in fandom, calling out creepy shipping and homophobia in posts like “so varka definitely knew kaeya and diluc(and jean) as kids right? so then WHYYYY AM I SEEING PORN OF THEM…. WHAT ARE WE DOING….????” and “n*uv!fur! shippers rlly not beating the fucking insufferable and wildly homophobic allegations”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to confront uncomfortable truths. At the same time, they’re earnest and dorky about their interests—obsessing over BL, games, and yaoi like in “man i really love yaoi like so much its rlly cool” and “good morning everyone, it’s going to be a very yaoiful and yuriful day i can feel it”—similar to Lisa’s intense love for books, music, and nerdy passions. There’s also an introspective, slightly melodramatic streak in how they talk about surgery and pain (“i’m at the hospital for abdominal pain… gotta get an ✨ endoscopy ✨… ✨ surgery ✨ to ✨ remove my gallbladder ✨”), which mirrors Lisa’s flair for existential reflection. Overall, they’re a mix of sharp critique, emotional sincerity, niche obsessions, and a strong personal ethic, which aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most of their joy centers on solitary media consumption like reading yaoi and manhwa (“by this time of night i’d typically be reading my yaoi”, “so eepy but….. want to….. read yaoi……….”), and even when interacting they reference close friends (like Amira) rather than big social scenes. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N) over Sensing: they enjoy abstract discussions about media, piracy, sexuality, and labels, e.g. “i don’t need the media i consume to be perfect, i just want to enjoy it myself” and “piracy is preservation.”. They clearly prioritize Feeling (F) values, getting passionate about ethics and identity: “a lot of anti piracy arguments also scream classism and ‘poor people don’t deserve entertainment’” and “i love yaoi and i love being a lesbian… i’m not changing who i am so yall can be comfortable” show emotion‑driven, value‑centric reasoning. Their tone is more candid and flexible than structured, suggesting Perceiving (P): they read entire series on impulse (“read red mansion in one day and i’m truly flabbergasted”), complain about being broke and disorganized rather than planning (“I HATE BEING BROOOKE”), and roll with site shutdowns and maintenance issues rather than outlining solutions (“it’s almost 5am… OF COURSE THIS SHITS UNDER MAINTENANCE……… ”). Overall, a passionate, media‑obsessed, values‑oriented, introspective personality with strong feelings about justice and identity fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ever torn between reading yaoi and being eepy, I volunteer as the guy-on-guy study buddy—you read smut, I bring snacks, and we both pass out mid–Undercover Darling like that 5am maintenance tweet never happened.
- You said you want a man who’d kill everyone for you if asked—tragically I’m not a BL seme, but I *will* commit war crimes against any company that shuts down your favorite piracy site. Call it a morally gray enemies-to-lovers arc.
- Since you’re gallbladder-less now, can I apply to be the new organ in your life—supportive, a little unhinged, and fully dedicated to cuddling you through hospital yaoi-reading sessions?
- You said kissing your man’s forehead while he fucks you is one of the cutest things ever; I may not be a manhwa ML, but I promise forehead kisses, aftercare, and absolutely zero omegaverse rapist plotlines.
- You keep begging for diluc, quincy, gallagher, and manato to squish you between their titties—statistically speaking, adding one more chest to that equation (mine) just increases your healing buffs. I’m basically a 5-star support.
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Your new Twitter bio
Elle • 23 • lesbian media goblin. BL/yaoi analyst, gacha enjoyer (GI/HSR/ZZZ/Nu:C), part-time surgery survivor, full-time defender of piracy & nuance.– @arlellechino
Your signature cocktail
The Eepy Yaoi Laserbeam
Blackberry gin stands in for their sharp, sometimes ruthless takes (like “telling someone to kill themselves is weak. i want their favorite niche community to be overrun…”) while still being playful rather than cruel. Matcha coconut cream captures their perpetual softness and sleepiness as an “eepy lesbian” who is nevertheless always ready to read more BL (“so eepy but….. want to….. read yaoi……….”). Sour cherry liqueur embodies both the angst and obsession they have with toxic, freak4freak media like Red Mansion (“two chapters into Red Mansion and i’m in for an insane freak4freak toxic yaoi ride”). Sparkling yuzu soda adds a bright, chaotic fizz to reflect their all‑caps thirsting over Quincy, Blade, Diluc & co. (“once quincy gets revealed i hope u all know the floor will be soaked so be careful.”, “QUINBLADE UWWAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!”). Finally, edible glitter and a tiny heart garnish nod to their username and bio aesthetics and the way they balance unabashed horniness with sincere affection for their favorite ships (“fuck….. yaoi is so cool……”, “i love yaoi and i love being a lesbian.”).
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a strong pattern of loudly standing up for their beliefs, often in confrontational ways that prioritize principle over comfort or popularity. They repeatedly take firm stances on contentious topics—like piracy and access to media, calling out classism in anti‑piracy rhetoric in “a lot of anti piracy arguments also scream classism and ‘poor people don’t deserve entertainment’ but some of yall aren’t ready for that conversation”, and openly saying “fuck you kakao all my homies hate kakao. piracy isn’t going anywhere.”. They also show courage and defiance in defending their identity, rejecting attempts to police their sexuality: “i love yaoi and i love being a lesbian. ppl can try to invalidate me all they want but it’s not gonna work. i’m not changing who i am so yall can be comfortable by forcing me into your tiny ass boxes and strict definitions.”. Even while in pain after surgery, they refuse to back down from conflict, saying “i’m 2 days post op and in pain i truly don’t have the energy or patience to be kind to ppl who 1. are staunchly anti piracy or 2. say im a fake lesbian cause i like yaoi. truly my two biggest enemies right now.”. Their posts are emotionally intense, impulsive, and willing to invite backlash (e.g., calling out homophobic or creepy ships in fandom in “so varka definitely knew kaeya and diluc(and jean) as kids right? so then WHYYYY AM I SEEING PORN OF THEM…. WHAT ARE WE DOING….????”), all of which aligns best with Gryffindor’s bold, confrontational, values‑driven temperament rather than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, analytical remove of Ravenclaw, or calculated self‑preservation of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A well‑known song that fits them is Nobody by Mitski, which balances yearning, introspection, and a bit of playful dramatics—very in line with their vibe. They’re openly a huge Mitski fan, hyped tweeting “BIG THINGS HAPPENING, FELLOW MITSKI LOVERS !!!!”, so choosing a Mitski track matches their actual tastes. The song’s themes of loneliness and wanting connection echo moments like them reading BL in the hospital (“reading yaoi smut in the hospital…. the grind never stops yall 😮💨”) and feeling isolated post‑surgery while still trying to cope with humor (“i’m 2 days post op and in pain i truly don’t have the energy or patience…”). At the same time, the slightly dramatic, romantic desperation in Nobody matches how they talk about their favorite fictional men and ships, like “man i really love yaoi like so much its rlly cool” and “once quincy gets revealed i hope u all know the floor will be soaked so be careful”. The song is emotionally intense yet a little tongue‑in‑cheek, mirroring how they rant about fandom discourse and identity while still being playful, such as “i love yaoi and i love being a lesbian. ppl can try to invalidate me all they want but it’s not gonna work.”. Overall, Nobody captures that mix of emotional rawness, queer yearning, and slightly self‑aware melodrama that runs through their timeline.
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