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Your Simpsons character
They line up most with Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious, openly struggling with mental health, but also driven, creative, and very principled. Like Lisa, they’re earnest about self‑improvement and therapy, shown in posts like “If my therapist doesn't put me on meds soon I might go a little crazy AUGHARGGHH THESE LITTLE METHODS AIN'T ENOUGH” and “I'm so tired of constantly hurting . Please therapy give me something more soon it just doesn't stop”. Their strong sense of justice and frustration with systems mirrors Lisa’s activism, seen in “u guys should sign this petition btw <3” and complaints about healthcare like “God I hate the health care system here its been getting worse and worse.”. The intense passion for art and niche interests feels very Lisa-coded too, from “thinking about artfight again and I'm starting to get excited.. I hope I can get my shit together by then” to their obsessive fandom brainrot in “every now and again I'll start thinking about arle too hard and remind myself of just how much I miss her and how much love I have for this fucking genshin character”. Finally, their mix of self-deprecating humor and trying to be kind and thoughtful beneath the chaos, like “any 1 else got the friendship where u basically just leave longass messages like letters every few weeks or a month or 2 and that's just ur way of communication but u cherish it deeply”, fits Lisa’s combination of sensitivity, overthinking, and genuine care for others.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): while they enjoy conventions and meeting people, their tweets emphasize feeling overwhelmed and wandering "like a lost sheep" at a con “FIRST DAY AT THE CON WAS AMAZIBF I WAS WANDERINF LIKE A LOST SHEEP FOR MOST OF IT BC I WAS SO OVERWHELMED” and cherishing low-pressure, letter-like friendships “any 1 else got the friendship where u basically just leave longass messages like letters… and that's just ur way of communication”, which suggests they recharge more in quieter, selective social settings. Their heavy focus on fictional worlds, OCs, and meaning-laden art points to Intuition (N): they talk about being "possessed" by a song and making a personal piece from it “This is a bit of a personal piece I made to a song that just fuckin possessed me”, and ruminate deeply on characters and dynamics like morally grey comfort characters “finding genuine comfort in morally grey characters is so funny like . it's okay I know why u are the way u are”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over impersonal logic: many posts center on emotions, self-worth, and empathy, such as feeling undeserving of enjoying favorite characters “depression so bad you feel undeserving of even being allowed to enjoy your favorite characters is crazy” and their tender attachment to paramedics as a “family” “this place really is just like a family… one of the guys basically took me under his wing today”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than structured Judging: they frequently mention chaos, brainrot, and struggling to get organized — e.g., hoping they can “get my shit together” for Artfight “thinking about artfight again and I'm starting to get excited.. I hope I can get my shit together by then” and joking about their pile of unfinished OCs “I need to fire the beautiful butch ray at more of my roster of unfinished ocs...”, indicating a spontaneous, flexible lifestyle. Putting this together, an INFP profile best fits their introspective, emotionally-driven, imagination-heavy, yet somewhat disorganized and spontaneous way of engaging with art, fandom, and life.

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22 • paramedic student & queer artist yelling about women, OCs & Arlecchino. Once got mistaken for a dude at 5am and it made my whole week.– @arlesgirlfail

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is wired like their schedule: espresso-infused vodka for the life-juice student-paramedic who said “coffee really is my life juice I love it so much (I'm addicted)”. Blood orange juice brings vivid, dramatic color and a little angst, echoing the intensity of crying over fictional women like “crying at 4 in the fucking morning over a stupid goddamn gacha game character because I need her so carnally”. Activated charcoal syrup nods to their edgy, goth-adjacent art brainrot and the literal hospital/autopsy grind of “I love when wearing big pant gives you a fake boner while sitting” and “This is a bit of a personal piece I made to a song that just fuckin possessed me but I figured I might as well put it here bc I'm still proud of it... oh Rain my beloved”. The smoked salt rim represents the burnt-out, bitter edge of posts like “I'm so tired of constantly hurting . Please therapy give me something more soon it just doesn't stop” and their frustration with the system in “God I hate the health care system here its been getting worse and worse”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters captures their loud, feral gay chaos from “butch lesbian learns about chest taping and is euphoric tune in next week for more obvious discoveries” and their unhinged thirst like “who wants to see her getting ate out. bc I sure fuckin do”, leaving a warm, lingering kick—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest through-line in their tweets is dedication, empathy, and a kind of stubborn care for others, all very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush about the camaraderie and “family” feeling with paramedics and how one of the guys “basically took me under his wing” when they weren’t feeling well, describing the ambulance team as a place that “really is just like a family” in “this place really is just like a family nothing like the hospital wards one of the guys basically took me under his wing today”. They’re also deeply conscientious and hard‑working about their medical studies and practice, from running around the hospital in uncomfortable shoes in “You don't know swamp ass until you have to run around the whole hospital the whole day in these mfs” to pushing through pediatrics lectures in “try not to pass out during pediatrics online lecture (level impossible)”. Their frustration with unreasonable censorship and healthcare failings comes from a fairness/justice angle rather than ambition, as seen in “oh my fucking god I hate unnreasonable censorship I literally can't do anything” and “God I hate the health care system here… can't get a visit with a doctor the earliest is June 2026”. They also value gentle, low‑pressure friendships and emotional care, describing cherished, infrequent long messages with friends in “that's just ur way of communication but u cherish it deeply like there's just no stress to write a response ever”. While they’re creative and witty enough for Ravenclaw, and have some self‑preservation anxiety that could hint at Slytherin, their core traits—loyalty, work ethic, and a big, soft heart for people—fit Hufflepuff most convincingly.

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The song MONSTER by Mothica fits them because it mixes raw self-deprecation, mental health struggle, and cathartic drama in a way that mirrors their timeline. They’re openly wrestling with pain and burnout, like when they say “I'm so tired of constantly hurting . Please therapy give me something more soon it just doesn't stop” and “If my therapist doesn't put me on meds soon I might go a little crazy AUGHARGGHH THESE LITTLE METHODS AIN'T ENOUGH”. At the same time, they cope with humor and self-weaponized cringe, calling themself a “pathetic dyke” and a “goddamn walking slur” while still clearly loving who they are. They also explicitly mention how much Mothica means to them, saying “mothica's new album is cathartic in ways I can't even begin to explain, god. many emotions and memories”, so the emotional language and sonic vibe are already part of their inner world. MONSTER captures that mix of feeling like too much, being haunted by your own brainrot, yet turning it into something powerful and oddly comforting—just like their art, shitposts, and obsessive character brainrot such as “crying at 4 in the fucking morning over a stupid goddamn gacha game character because I need her so carnally it's insane”.

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