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This account feels very Homer-coded: chaotic, impulsive, and dramatic but ultimately goofy and self-aware. Like Homer’s over-the-top one-liners, the user fires off unfiltered jokes such as “call me lois the way I want her on my peter grippin” and absurd exaggerations like “bora cozinhar esse tambaqui de 13 quilos galera ó 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”. There’s also that mix of big feelings and cartoonish fatalism, e.g. “se eu nao passar pro curso que eu quero jajá os deuses vão tá barganhando pela minha alma dando lance de no maximo 100 reais”, which fits Homer’s flair for melodrama about his own life. Even when complaining or exclaiming (“puta que pariu”, “desgraça”), the tone is comedic rather than bitter, much like Homer turning every setback into a bit. Finally, the surreal, slightly grandiose self-descriptions like “abominavel anagrama de carne turgida e bioeletricidade” echo Homer’s occasional weird, poetic moments when he accidentally says something profound.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: their posts are loud, performative, and aimed at entertaining an audience rather than quietly reflecting, like the sexual humor in “call me lois the way I want her on my peter grippin” and the confident flex in “eu tenho o maior supino com halteres desse lado do atlantico”. Their style shows strong Intuition—they favor surreal, metaphorical language over concrete detail, as in “planetas colidem e sofrem como um só” and the poetic self-description “gatinho by nature, fofinho by the will of god”. They present as Feeling-oriented rather than logic-driven: their tweets are emotional, dramatic, and value-laden (e.g., anxiety about their future in “se eu nao passar pro curso que eu quero jajá os deuses vão tá barganhando pela minha alma dando lance de no maximo 100 reais” and the philosophical reassurance in “you'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. do what you can with this one, while you're alive”). Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: their posts are spontaneous, chaotic, and reactive—complaining, joking, and exaggerating in the moment, like “eu quero 20 mil reais agora” and the absurd Windows 11 bit in “to com windows 11, agora netanyahu tem acesso direto ao meu whatsapp. ignorem qualquer convite para jogar valorant/overwatch”. Taken together, their playful absurdism, emotional intensity, and improvisational online persona best match ENFP.

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Part-time philosopher, full-time chaos engine. Once tried to cook a 13kg tambaqui and found enlightenment instead of the recipe.– @armasquimicas32

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This Super Gore Nest Negroni – Detective’s Edition channels Lucas’s chaotic charm and overcaffeinated detective energy. The cachaça with coffee nods to his Brazilian vibes and hyper, slightly unhinged brainrot timing, like “gatinho by nature, fofinho by the will of god” and “eu tenho o maior supino com halteres desse lado do atlantico”. Bitter Campari stands in for his dark, geopolitical shitposting aura from lines like “to com windows 11, agora netanyahu tem acesso direto ao meu whatsapp” and “casa mata ou beija netanyahu eu eu”. Passion fruit brings the dramatic, romantic chaos of “amor tao tocando nossa musica” and the horny cartoon energy of “call me lois the way I want her on my peter grippin”. Finally, smoked salt & chili bitters echo his apocalyptic humor and suffering-stylish aesthetic from “planetas colidem e sofrem como um só” and “se eu nao passar pro curso que eu quero jajá os deuses vão tá barganhando pela minha alma dando lance de no maximo 100 reais”, making the drink intense, a little painful, but weirdly uplifting.

Your Hogwarts House
Lucas’ humor is highly conceptual and wordplay-heavy, pointing to Ravenclaw-style wit and creativity. The surreal, poetic phrasing of “abominavel anagrama de carne turgida e bioeletricidade” and “repulsiva em sua beleza esplendida” shows someone who enjoys language, abstraction, and unusual imagery. Even when joking about tech and surveillance in “to com windows 11, agora netanyahu tem acesso direto ao meu whatsapp. ignorem qualquer convite para jogar valorant/overwatch”, there’s a layered, meta tone rather than straightforward outrage or fear. The philosophical reflection in “you'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. do what you can with this one, while you're alive” suggests introspection and a tendency to think in big-picture, quasi-existential terms. While there are hints of ambition and frustration in “se eu nao passar pro curso que eu quero jajá os deuses vão tá barganhando pela minha alma dando lance de no maximo 100 reais”, it’s framed more as self-aware, humorous commentary than Slytherin-style scheming. Overall, the dominant through line is inventive, cerebral humor and poetic exaggeration, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A fitting song for them is Church Outfit by Denzel Curry, which mixes dark humor, swagger, and apocalyptic imagery much like their timeline. Their chaotic, meme-heavy horny joke in “call me lois the way I want her on my peter grippin” fits the song’s irreverent, punchline-heavy bars. The blend of tenderness and absurdity in posts like “amor tao tocando nossa musica” and “gatinho by nature, fofinho by the will of god” mirror the track’s balance of vulnerability and bravado. Their bio, “DETECTIVE. ARRIVING. ON THE SCENE.”, plus lines like “abominavel anagrama de carne turgida e bioeletricidade”, match the song’s menacing, surreal storytelling. Even their joking paranoia about tech and politics in “to com windows 11, agora netanyahu tem acesso direto ao meu whatsapp” fits Denzel’s paranoid, end-of-the-world energy in the track.

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