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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and adolescent angst. They joke about violence and self-destruction in an over-the-top, unserious way, like wanting to "react to a robbery" in “esse ano eu espero realizar uma das minhas metas de vida que eh reagir a um assalto” and fantasizing about getting their head smashed in a bar fight in “quero entrar em um briga de bar e ficar em estado vegetativo após quebrarem um taco de sinuca na minha cabeça”. Their trolling, edgy jokes, and casual talk of drugs—such as “eu serei o primeiro usuario de crack recreativo da historia nao irei me viciar e poderia parar a hora que eu quiser”—fit Bart’s rebellious, boundary-pushing energy. The mix of school/vestibular stress and underachiever vibes in “145/180 da pra sonhar com med ufrgs ou nao?” and “dormi demais e perdi o vestibular da silva” parallels Bart’s struggle with responsibility and authority. Even their flippant, provocative posts about politics and culture, like “puta merda mais um ataque de israel”, feel like Bart’s tendency to poke at serious topics with irreverent commentary rather than measured analysis.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with online culture, joke about public chaos, and seem energized by social interaction and attention, e.g. wanting to react to a robbery in real time in “esse ano eu espero realizar uma das minhas metas de vida que eh reagir a um assalto” and joking about becoming the first recreational crack user in “eu serei o primeiro usuario de crack recreativo da historia nao irei me viciar e poderia parar a hora que eu quiser”. Their interests and humor are strongly Intuitive: they riff on abstract cultural patterns and meta-internet concepts, like media brain-rot in “meu deus o mediatok derreteu meu cerebro” and geopolitical/algorithm satire in “IsraelGPT🇮🇱 🥺me gere um artista que apenas retardados irão ouvir🤪🙏 ⚡️BZT BZT⚡️ seu próximo artista se chmará... sombr🤖”. Their style is blunt, analytical, and often darkly humorous, fitting Thinking over Feeling: they make edgy, detached observations about politics and people, such as “puta merda mais um ataque de israel” and a deliberately provocative take on gendered music perception in “nenhuma mulher consegue sentir o q um homem sente qndo escuta jeff buckley e nenhum homem vai sentir o q uma mulher sente qndo escuta mitski”. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving: they portray themselves as chaotic, impulsive, and unstructured—bragging about missing a college exam in “dormi demais e perdi o vestibular da silva”, joking about future synthetic drug use in “finalmente posso me aposentar do alcool e cigarro e iniciar minha carreira nas sinteticas”, and expressing general spontaneity and lack of planning, which matches an ENTP’s loose, exploratory lifestyle.

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18, med school hopeful from interior PR. ENEM survivor, retired from alcohol (for now), still grieving cancelled Kanye drops and ranked queue bans.– @armeidak

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Cachaça infused with yerba mate stands in for the chaotic Brazilian energy of a LoL-tilted, vestibular-stressed teen who still says “2 dias sem jogar lol ja estou sentindo os efeitos da abstinência” and dreams of med school. An espresso shot adds the hyperfocus and sleepless grind of someone chasing ENEM scores and saying things like “80/90 inep tenha misercordia no segundo dia🙏” while marathoning Subahibi and Saya no Uta (“umas das ficções mais bem escritas q eu já vi pqp”). Grapefruit soda brings a sweet-but-bitter fizz, like posting “temporada de ‘perdão’ oficialmente aberta” and then immediately talking about wanting to “reagir a um assalto”. A dash of bitters is for the dark humor and self-destructive jokes, from wanting to be a “crack recreativo” pioneer (“nao irei me viciar e poderia parar a hora que eu quiser”) to dreaming of “estragar a arvore genealogica de uma mulher bonita”. The smoked salt rim nods to the slightly toxic, terminally online edge that calls out Israel, mediatok, and rap discourse in the same timeline, like “puta merda mais um ataque de israel” and clowning on newgen fans in “só da newgen falando q eh o mlhr artista ug pq ele foi sair da bolha”.

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This user shows a very Slytherin blend of dark humor, provocation, and self-preservation. Their ambitious, almost nihilistic fantasies like “meu sonho eh estragar a arvore genealogica de uma mulher bonita” and “eu serei o primeiro usuario de crack recreativo da historia nao irei me viciar e poderia parar a hora que eu quiser” suggest a desire to push limits and stand out, even in self-destructive ways. They also flaunt disregard for rules and consequences, joking about violence or chaos in tweets like “quero entrar em um briga de bar e ficar em estado vegetativo após quebrarem um taco de sinuca na minha cabeça” and the older, edgier “vou fazer um atentado no ct do corinthians”. Their tone around politics and culture, e.g. mocking social/media positioning in “essa função de ver a localização da conta eh a coisa mais comica dessa rede... cheio de indiano larpando de israelense e americano”, shows cynicism and sharp social perception, both common in Slytherins. Even their jokes about life goals, like wanting to live as a mysterious, well-connected person in “queria ser aqls mano que anda com artista underground e smp tem dinheiro e ngm sabe o q eles fazem da vida”, reflect an aspirational, image-conscious streak typical of Slytherin ambition rather than Hufflepuff earnestness or Gryffindor heroism.

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The best fit is R U Mine? because it captures a chaotic, self-aware, slightly reckless young energy that shows up all over their timeline. They joke about destructive impulses and thrill-seeking, like wanting to “enter a bar fight and end up in a vegetative state after someone breaks a pool cue on my head” and dreaming of being the “first recreational crack user” who could “stop whenever I wanted”. At the same time, they have a strong sense of style and online persona, from saying they like posting IG stories just to “stare at my own photo with a song in the background” to calling themselves “like Clairo except I’m a middle-class vestibulando from the interior of Paraná” in this tweet. The mix of irony, romanticized chaos, and self-mythologizing in these posts mirrors the restless, obsessive vibe of R U Mine?. Even their bio, “whole lotta of mob shi!”, and their jokes about games, drugs, and music fandoms reinforce that fast-paced, messy, but self-conscious atmosphere the song embodies.

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