Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequent use of exaggerated laughter and memes, like “mucho meme mucho meme mucho memejor” and multiple “KKKKKKKKKKKKK” quote-tweets, shows a strong comedic orientation.
- Passionate: Expresses strong feelings about interests like Sasuke and anime (“absolutamente tudo que o sasuke fez...”), football (“parem o endrik por favor...”), and artists (“novo hiperfoco é o álbum novo da billie”).
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and attachment, calling Billie “mãe” with a song link and saying “mds que saudade de vc” and “bem vinda de volta bebê rena”.
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges personal struggles and tendencies, like “meu traço tóxico é ter gostado mt de funk rave” and joking about intrusive thoughts in “quando o pensamento intrusivo vence”.
- Grateful: Openly appreciates mentors: “minhas professoras... são queridas... super solícitas pra me puxar pra estudar”, tying their support to motivation for a master’s degree.
Weaknesses:
- Profane: Frequent swearing like “vsf,” “ô mona vai se tratar”, and “essa buba com o sex appeal de uma porta” gives a harsh edge to their tone.
- Impulsive: Posts intense reactions such as “eu vou me matar” and “chega” during frustration, suggesting quick emotional posting.
- Judgmental: Harshly criticizes others, e.g. “único casal de homem feio e mulher bonita que eu aprovo” and “tem gente que se orgulha de ser burro na internet”.
- Overwhelmed: Often expresses being at the limit, like “dois textos e eu to a um passo de desistir do mestrado” and “nao aguento mais”.
- Confrontational: Leans into conflict-heavy language in discussions, e.g. “foi mexer com o vespeiro mulher bi coitada” and “como isso virou uma DISCUSSÃO kkkkkkkkkkk que HOSPÍCIO”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most similar to Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, and very online-ironic. They care about study and academia, as seen in tweets like “eu fazendo resenha de artigo” and “dois textos e eu to a um passo de desistir do mestrado”, which echoes Lisa’s overachiever stress. At the same time, they’re deeply into niche interests and hyperfixations, like “novo hiperfoco é o álbum novo da billie” and detailed character takes such as “absolutamente tudo que o sasuke fez foi seguindo justamente os sentimentos dele…”, mirroring Lisa’s fandom-level analysis of art and media. Their mix of sharp social commentary and frustration—“tem gente que se orgulha de ser burro na internet” and “elon musk fala tanto em censura e eu n posso nem comentar a novela”—fits Lisa’s tendency to call out nonsense around her. Finally, the emotional volatility and dark humor in tweets like “eu vou me matar” and “dois textos e eu to a um passo de desistir do mestrado” line up with Lisa’s frequent bouts of existential angst and melodramatic sincerity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and socially oriented, constantly reacting to others, memes, and public events, like when they comment on football and crowds in “parem o endrik por favor se o flamengo perder pelo menos o palmeiras tb perdeu” and “a rivalidade inexistente que times aleatórios do brasil criam c o flamengo do neida”. Their energy is directed outward in loud, dramatic expression rather than private reflection, as seen in explosive reactions like “VSFFFFKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “gente KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. They show Intuitive (N) tendencies by focusing on interpretations, character analysis, and broader ideas rather than just concrete facts, for example their meta take on fiction in “absolutamente tudo que o sasuke fez foi seguindo justamente os sentimentos dele, e quem não entende isso não sabe analisar personagem” and their reflection on gender discourse in “nem tudo é questão de gênero, às vezes uma piranha é somente uma piranha mesmo”. Their judgments prioritize Feeling (F)—they are value-driven, emotional, and quick to react morally (e.g. defending kids in “imagina odiar criança na internet e achar que é tudo bem pq é filha de alguém q não gostam” and empathizing with trans people in “ficou muito mais bonita que antes pqp se for pra ser assim eu apoio todos os trans”), and they speak in a warm, dramatic, affective style rather than detached logic. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their life is portrayed as chaotic, meme-filled, and unstructured—complaining about procrastinating on academic work in “dois textos e eu to a um passo de desistir do mestrado” and impulsively shifting ‘hyperfixations’ like “novo hiperfoco é o álbum novo da billie”—suggesting spontaneity over rigid planning. Taken together, their highly expressive, socially engaged, idea-focused and emotionally driven style best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your new hyperfocus is Billie’s new album — if we listen together I promise to analyze the lyrics with more dedication than you do syntactic processing. Call it our little peer‑reviewed date night.
- As a fellow Sasuke apologist, I think absolutely everything I’d do with you would be ‘following my feelings’ too — difference is, I’d never defect from your village.
- You joked about two articles almost making you give up the master’s; if you ever need someone to hype you up, I’ll be your extremely biased advisor, because my only research interest is ‘bella (sasuke’s version)’.
- You said ‘nem tudo é questão de gênero, às vezes uma piranha é somente uma piranha mesmo’ — lucky for me, I’m just some random on the timeline hopelessly into you, no theory needed.
- You saved exactly 11 reais for that espetinho and it was closed; tragic. Let me take you somewhere that actually opens — worst case, the food disappoints, but I still go home bragging that I had a date with the girl who thinks processing sintático is a turn‑on.
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Grad student who paused a Billie Eilish album to rant about Sasuke and Brazilian football. Linguistics, memes & novela analysis between articles.– @arrascaseita
Your signature cocktail
Desajustada Sasurinha Sour
This drink is loud, chaotic, and unexpectedly deep, just like someone whose bio proudly says “desajustada e tô linda assim.” The base is a strong cachaça infused with espresso, fueled by their academic grind and meltdown tweets like “dois textos e eu to a um passo de desistir do mestrado” and the affectionate rant about professors: “se eu insisto nessa ideia de mestrado, é pq elas são super solícitas pra me puxar pra estudar”. Blood orange juice brings drama and a hint of bitterness worthy of someone who tweets “não era nem pra esse verme ainda estar jogando e ele ainda age assim” and “tem gente que se orgulha de ser burro na internet”. Passion fruit pulp adds that messy, horny, meme energy from “imagina ser pago pra esfregar a cara na buceta da anitta e da madonna aiiiii” and the eternal funk/futebol vibe in “meu traço tóxico é ter gostado mt de funk rave”. The smoked salt rim is for the flaming hot takes and football rage like “parem o endrik por favor se o flamengo perder pelo menos o palmeiras tb perdeu” and “foi só o david luiz entrar em campo vsf”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter honors their stan/otaku core—Billie, anime, and Sasuke supremacy—shining through tweets such as “novo hiperfoco é o álbum novo da billie” and “absolutamente tudo que o sasuke fez foi seguindo justamente os sentimentos dele”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Bella shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through her clear love of learning and analysis. She literally calls a niche linguistic topic a turn-on in “agora um tesão: processamento sintático”, which is classic Ravenclaw enthusiasm for complex, abstract subjects. Her academic focus and perseverance surface again in “não tenho palavras pra descrever o quanto minhas professoras que já foram orientadores são queridas. se eu insisto nessa ideia de mestrado, é pq elas são super solícitas pra me puxar pra estudar” and the self-aware struggle in “dois textos e eu to a um passo de desistir do mestrado”, showing that intellectual pursuit is central to her identity even when it’s hard. She also enjoys character analysis, as in “absolutamente tudo que o sasuke fez foi seguindo justamente os sentimentos dele, e quem não entende isso não sabe analisar personagem”, which demonstrates a critical, analytical mindset. Combined with her dry, meme-heavy wit in posts like “mucho meme mucho meme mucho memejor”, this points much more to a sharp, cerebral Ravenclaw than to the more straightforward bravery of Gryffindor or the ambition-focus of Slytherin.
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Your song
bad guy - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for them is “bad guy” because it matches their chaotic, ironic, and slightly unhinged online persona, along with their clear love for Billie Eilish, as seen in “novo hiperfoco é o álbum novo da billie” and “nunca será billie e finneas!”. The song’s playful darkness and self-aware attitude mirror the way they joke about intrusive thoughts and emotional extremes, like in “eu vou me matar” and “quando o pensamento intrusivo vence”. Their bio, “desajustada e tô linda assim,” lines up with the song’s theme of embracing being the “bad” or offbeat one and still feeling powerful and attractive. The way they mix memes, football rage, and fandom (Naruto, anime, and ships like in “meu kacchako”) also fits the irreverent, slightly menacing humor of bad guy. Overall, the song captures someone who is messy, intense, funny, and fully leaning into their own brand of chaos rather than trying to be wholesome or polished.
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