Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Influence: He successfully influences his friend Antonia's political views, “convincing her to vote for the PRO” instead of the FIT.
- Musical Passion: He shows deep enthusiasm for rock and heavy metal, frequently “lyric-posting Motorhead and Iron Maiden” songs in all caps.
- Academic Honesty: He maintains a realistic, albeit self-deprecating, view of his school performance, admitting he likely “got a zero on a chemistry test”.
- Family Bond: He spends quality time with his father, enjoying simple moments like “eating barbecue and ice cream” together.
- Linguistic Wit: He takes pride in his vocabulary and the “art of the Argentine insult”, considering his delivery to be high-quality.
Weaknesses:
- Radical Ideology: He frequently praises military dictators and controversial figures, stating “Ongania fell short” and celebrating Primo de Rivera.
- Discriminatory Language: He uses derogatory slurs and xenophobic terms, such as “tremenda bolita” or racial slurs regarding demographic charts.
- Violent Rhetoric: He advocates for lethal force and social cleansing, calling for “bullets for them and the parents” of children he dislikes.
- Hypochondria Symptoms: He describes physical distress like “nervous tics multiplied by ten” and heart palpitations despite feeling mentally calm.
- Academic Aversion: He expresses an intense hatred for higher education, describing the University of Buenos Aires as “the closest thing to hell on earth”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, provocative, and always mixing dark humor with teenage chaos. They constantly joke about violence and politics in an edgy, unserious way, like when they say they want to see criminals dead in “queremos delincuentes muertos vieja” and fantasize about a test showing them as an extremist in “hice un test de mierda de estos re largo pero creo q representa masomenos bien”. Their school life and open disdain for studying echo Bart’s underachiever persona, as seen in “buen dia acabo de entregar una prueba de quimica en la que no tengo duda de que me voy a sacar un 0” and their horror at university in “es lo mas cercano al infierno que hay en la tierra, no quiero volver a pisar una facultad jqmas”. Like Bart’s flirtations and awkward crushes, they obsess over Antonia with a mix of bravado and insecurity in “ya no es solo mi viejo q cree q estoy saliendo con antonia” and “hoy la lesbiana/autista/hija de la intendenta… esta re linda”. Finally, their constant trolling and gleeful offense, such as in “bala a ellos y a los padres PAIS NEGRO CARAJO” and “chupense esta pija putos”, fit Bart’s archetype as the troublemaking, boundary-pushing kid far better than any other Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user exhibits the Extroverted (E) trait through high social engagement, frequently tweeting about interactions with 'antonia,' 'emmant,' and classmates, even admitting that “disappear the 75% of my interaction with other human beings” after school would be a major shift. Their Intuitive (N) side is shown in their preference for abstract political theorizing and historical counterfactuals over mundane reality, such as imagining “Buenos Aires if Patti was elected” or debating the merits of past military leaders. They are a clear Thinking (T) type, using blunt, provocative, and often offensive logic to dissect politics, once noting that “the abundance of good insults made them lose their effect” and prioritizing cold analysis over social harmony. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness tweeting style and their self-description of “totally chilling” despite physical anxiety ticks, reflecting the erratic energy of a classic 'Debater' profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Turkish citizen? Because if you don't consider me a gift from God, I might have to question your credentials.
- I promise I’m a much better influence than Antonia—I’d never turn you into a 'zurdita' or force you to build a Sims colony in Villa Gessel.
- Is your heart still doing that 'tututututu' thing? Because mine started racing the moment I realized you appreciate a good Motörhead riff.
- Forget about the 75% of social interaction you'll lose after high school; I'm ready to be the 100% you actually want to keep.
- I won’t make you wait as long as emmant does to respond, especially if there’s a 'facherazo' uniform involved.
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Buenos Aires local with a passion for history, classic rock, and grilling with my old man. Aspiring professional currently navigating the final years of high school.– @arrobajotita
Your signature cocktail
The Falcón Verde Sour
This drink is as strong and polarizing as a student who claims “ongania se quedo cortisimo”. The base of Argentine Gin represents his local Buenos Aires roots, while the muddled 'Aria' grapes nod to his edgy humor regarding “una paciente q se apellida Arias”. A bitter Fernet float captures his disdain for modern education, especially after visiting the “uba de ciencias... lo mas cercano al infierno que hay en la tierra”. Finally, the Ace of Spades garnish honors his love for heavy metal and Motörhead lyrics like “THE AAAACE OF SPAAAADES”. It’s a cocktail for someone who prefers the 'facherazo' aesthetic of the past over the “nene tablet” culture of today.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Arrobajotita demonstrates a classic Slytherin preoccupation with lineage, hierarchy, and provocative leadership, frequently expressing admiration for authoritarian figures and 'strongmen' throughout history. This is evident in their praise for controversial military figures, such as stating “Ongania se quedo cortisimo... lo unico que hizo que en teoria seria bueno fue la noche de los bastones largos”, and their focus on 'spreading the Aryan race' in The Sims to create a “comunidad tipo villa gessel”. Their ambition is flavored by an 'us vs. them' elitism, seen when they celebrate “delincuentes muertos” or mock those they deem inferior with terms like “PAIS NEGRO CARAJO”. Ultimately, their blend of dark humor, political edge, and desire for traditionalist power structures aligns most closely with the house of ambition and cunning.
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Your song
Ace of Spades - Motorhead
The user is a self-proclaimed fan of high-energy rock, specifically quoting this track with lyrics like “I DONT SHARE YOUR GREED THE ONLY CARD I NEED IS THE AAAACE OF SPAAAADES”. The song's rebellious and aggressive tone mirrors his provocative political takes and his admitted tendency for “abundance of the good swear words”. Furthermore, the fast-paced, uncompromising nature of the music fits a profile that celebrates historical military figures and claims that young people “see a soldier in a cool uniform and say FUA THIS IS GREAT and become right-wingers”. Ultimately, the song encapsulates his chaotic energy, from his “nervous body ticks” to his constant shitposting.
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