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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, thoughtful, and politically aware creative, which fits Lisa Simpson best. They’re passionate and principled, e.g. their bio says “Fuck ICE,” and they go on detailed media/ethics tangents like “I have a lot of thoughts on this and I’m pretty much known for said thoughts so here’s a thread of them loosely put together”, very Lisa-coded ‘overthinking with receipts.’ Like Lisa, they balance sincerity and goofiness: they’ll earnestly talk about neurodivergence and non-verbal communication while also tweeting things like “Hello followers Ive decided I’m a grown man and will therefore be growing a dick and balls all on my own.” They’re an artist and chronic overachiever in fandom spaces, organizing collabs and mod apps such as “hi , I’m looking for mods for my future lifesteal art collabs ! please note becoming a mod doesn’t guarantee you a spot in every collab but it will help me a LOT”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to turn her interests into structured projects. The self-awareness about their ‘digital footprint’ in “I’m never going to get a job what is this digital footprint” also feels like Lisa’s mix of anxiety and wit about how she comes across. Overall, they’re a mix of earnest activist nerd, art kid, and sarcastic gremlin – which is Lisa Simpson when she grows up extremely online.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they call themselves a “non verbal bastard” in their bio and mention the “struggle socialising as a non verbal guy” when asking if anyone is going to the Silly Awards, showing social energy gets drained and they’re more comfortable online than in loud in‑person spaces (“Any oomfs pulling up to the silly awards :/ its a struggle socialising as a non verbal guy bro”). Despite that, they still like connecting through niche communities (Lifesteal, Brighton crew, BannerfallSMP), which fits an introvert who enjoys people but on their own terms (“Bro get me back on mcyt twitter I posted about james marriott too much I miss lifesteal”). They seem strongly iNtuitive (N), constantly centering fandom narratives, symbolism, and meta commentary (like long threads on community drama and media literacy) rather than concrete day‑to‑day details (“I have a lot of thoughts on this and I’m pretty much known for said thoughts so here’s a thread of them loosely put together”). Their style is clearly Feeling (F): they react with intense emotion (“I’M GONNA FUCKING CRYYYYYYYY,” “Bawling my eyes out actually”), talk about how creators’ stories helped them personally, and take principled stances on AI art because of its impact on artists and friends (“Can’t imagine using ai ‘ art ‘ when one of your best mates was an indie musician who commissions artists and you’re in the position to support the same community”). Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) over Judging: they openly procrastinate, change plans, and go with whatever captures their interest in the moment (restarting art projects, deciding to play COD instead of drawing, impulsively musing about becoming an ashswag clipper) (“no art today only one oomf said ily back. And also I decided playing cod for 3 hours was more important”, “Update on the leapfish art I’m restarting because I hated it”). Altogether, an emotionally intense, values‑driven, imaginative, somewhat chaotic introvert who lives in fandom headspace and cares deeply about people and principles lines up best with INFP.

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Nonverbal artist & Minecraft brainrot enjoyer. Brighton-bound art student, ESMP member, accidentally @’ing creators from train stations since 2025.– @arsenic_sw4g

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a sharp hit of absinthe for their unfiltered, chaotic humour and oversharing digital footprint, perfectly captured in “Absinthe in my ass doesnt sound great” and “I’m never going to get a job what is this digital footprint”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a deep, emo-fruity sweetness for all the dramatic crying over creators and servers, like “Bawling my eyes out actually shan shandrea they cou,d never make me hate you 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁sparkle on” and “MY YOUTBERS BACK MY YOURUBERS BAKC”. Sparkling rosé embodies the romantic, slightly theatrical flair of “Wil | Romanticising This 🎈🍷” and their love of events like the silly awards and Bannerfall, as seen in “On everyones soul IM ATTENDING w niche… I finna get silly in the pit” and “PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONES CLIPPED THE SWAN SONG #BannerfallSMP”. A splash of cloudy lemonade brings tart brightness for the snarky, opinionated media takes and art-brain analysis in “I have a lot of thoughts on this and I’m pretty much known for said thoughts so here’s a thread of them loosely put together”, while still being approachable for a self-described non-verbal, socially struggling guy in “its a struggle socialising as a non verbal guy bro”. Finally, the edible glitter/popping candy rim represents their loud fandom presence and neurodivergent sparkle – from “MINECRAFT NEURODIVERGENCE !!!! Member of esmp 🤷♂️” to screaming about creators in “MY MAFIA” and “JROUGHT IS OVER 😭😭😭😭”. This is a strong-but-playful, sweet-and-slightly-bitter, heavily experimental drink—just chaotic and sparkly enough to match Wil’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Wil reads as a highly analytical, creative person whose default response to fandom and drama is to think and write about it in depth, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They explicitly frame themselves as someone who writes essays and threads about media and community issues, e.g. saying “is it obvious I’ve spent a lot of time writing essays on shit like this be so fr” and then following with “I have a lot of thoughts on this and I’m pretty much known for said thoughts so here’s a thread of them loosely put together”. They show strong media literacy and meta-thinking about stories, bragging (lightly) that “My media literacy knows no bounds ( I spoiled a tv show I was watching FOR MYSELF because of bible references )”, which is classic Ravenclaw over-analysis. Their identity as an artist and fan creator—organising art collabs like “#lstwt hi , I’m looking for mods for my future lifesteal art collabs !” and posting detailed fanart such as “What is up squidlings its your boy I can’t stop drawinf squiddo … #SquiddoFanart”—highlights creativity and a drive to make and curate ideas. While they clearly care about fairness and community (Hufflepuff traits) when talking about AI art and supporting artists, the dominant pattern is intellectual engagement, meta-commentary, and creative output, aligning them most strongly with Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of chaotic humor, defiance, and loud neurodivergent teenage energy. They joke about being non-verbal and socially struggling, like when they say they’re “a non verbal bastard” in their bio and tweet about events being “a struggle socialising as a non verbal guy bro” “Any oomfs pulling up to the silly awards :/ its a struggle socialising as a non verbal guy bro”. Their timeline is full of dramatic, over-the-top reactions and fandom intensity, such as “THIS IS SO PEAK IM GONNA FUCKING CRYYYYYYYY OURGHGHGHGH” and “MY YOUTBERS BACK MY YOURUBERS BAKC”, which matches the song’s loud, cathartic vibe. They also lean into edgy humor and anti-establishment attitudes, from “Fuck ICE” in their location to joking that they’ll “never… get a job” because of their online presence “I’m never going to get a job what is this digital footprint”. Overall, Teenagers captures their mix of vulnerability, rebellion, and theatrical, fandom-fueled chaos.

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