Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and gratitude for friends, like “eu amo voces amigos q me fazem esquecer dos problemas 💞💞💞💞💞” and celebrating friendships in “amo mto minhas amgs lindas, e até bruna💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗”.
- Emotionally open: Shares feelings of anxiety, sadness, and nostalgia candidly, for example “to anjsioso pro show da hanni ja comprei meu ingresos” and “n existe ngm com mais preguiça de respirar doq eu”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses humor to narrate daily situations, like the ENEM tweets “que prova foi essa mds, a redação tava mais facil q as questoes 😭😭😭😭😭” and the English exam joke “MAS Q CARAI PQ EU TO NESSA DESGRAÇA DE FINAL DE INGLES COMO ASSIM”.
- Supportive partner: Shows appreciation for romantic gestures and affection, such as “meunamrordo me dando um mói de robux sabendo q issk me faz femiz 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”.
- Passionate fan: Engages deeply with music, series, and idols, e.g. longing for groups and idols in “miss snsd muito :((((” and “lovesick girls voce sempre sera a melhor”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses insulting or crude phrasing about others, such as “o micropenis do pedro passando na minha tml🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢” and “tenho um odio tao grande dessa tori chupa pika do dan schneider”.
- Negativity focus: Often centers complaints and disgust, like “como q algm bota luisa sonza e jão p tocar alto em um lugar q mora varias pessoas🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢” and criticism of series in “a serie mais bosta lixo cu do mundo serve as melhores musicas meudeus”.
- Self-destructive humor: Makes jokes with self-harm references, for example “vou ter q comprar 100 cartelas de remédio e tomar de uma vez, ou beber bebida c metanol”.
- Conflict venting: Exposes interpersonal conflicts publicly, as in “odeio esse povo q fica excluindo algm e fala q a pessoa q fica se excluindo, é fim dos tempos mesmo viu @jmvllyy @nocvaago” and calling out parents in “nunca vi gente mais sonsa q meus pais…”.
- Crude oversharing: Shares intimate or graphic family details, like “meu irmao ta simplesmente fudendo no meu quarto e eu to confinado no quarto dos meus pais, pelo menos ele me deu um bis”, which can be uncomfortable or invasive.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user reads as a very online, emotionally intense teen who’s smart, self-aware and often frustrated with the people around them, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they’re dramatic but articulate about their misery, saying things like “n existe ngm com mais preguiça de respirar doq eu” and “to quase desistindo”, yet they still push through school pressures such as ENEM and English finals: “que prova foi essa mds, a redação tava mais facil q as questoes” and “MAS Q CARAI PQ EU TO NESSA DESGRAÇA DE FINAL DE INGLES COMO ASSIM”. Their love of pop culture and niche obsessions (K‑pop idols, Stranger Things, Del Toro’s Frankenstein) mirrors Lisa’s intense fandoms and specific tastes: “frankstein ta pft mds o del toro sempre arrasa nas produções” and “juro, a 5 temporada ta me entretendo mas ta uma bosta”. They also show a strong moral streak and sensitivity to unfairness, especially around friendships and being excluded, such as “odeio esse povo q fica excluindo algm e fala q a pessoa q fica se excluindo”. Finally, their tension with their parents over being LGBT — “so foi eu falar q eu sou lgbt dnv q eles pararam de me tratar ‘bem’” — closely echoes Lisa’s feeling of being misunderstood at home while still clinging to her own identity and ideals.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E) because they’re highly socially engaged, constantly talking about friends, parties, school, and group chats, e.g. excitement over recording a short film with friends in “a gente no cu de caruaru p gravar” and celebrating their friend group in “eu amo voces amigos q me fazem esquecer dos problemas 💞💞💞💞💞”. Their interests and language point to iNtuition (N): they dramatize and exaggerate, focus on narratives and meaning (like calling HYBE "the united damages of the company world" in “hybe é os estragos unidos do mundo das empresas KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”), and make big-picture emotional judgments about shows and music, such as “a serie mais bosta lixo cu do mundo serve as melhores musicas meudeus”. They are clearly Feeling (F): they complain about being excluded and the falsity of others in “odeio esse povo q fica excluindo algm e fala q a pessoa q fica se excluindo”, and they react emotionally to family rejection around being LGBT in “so foi eu falar q eu sou lgbt dnv q eles pararam de me tratar ‘bem’”. Their style is spontaneous and flexible, showing Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and feel overwhelmed by tests in “to quase desistindo” and joke about doing math on their fingers during exams in “o fiscal vendo eu fazer conta nos dedo”, and they impulsively "take courage out of their ass" to post a photo in “tirei coragem do cu p postar uma foto e NAO foi no cf 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈”. Altogether, the expressive, friend-centered, dramatic tone with emotional, big-picture takes and loose planning best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You missing Danielle from NewJeans, Hyeju on IG, and SNSD got me thinking… since you clearly have taste in girlies who disappear, can I be the one who actually stays?
- If your parents started treating you worse the moment you said you’re LGBT, I volunteer as emotional support K‑pop stan: we can heal your inner child watching Jennie sing “i'm not thinkin' about no exes” while we very much think about each other.
- You’re anxious for Hanni’s show, grieving Stranger Things S5, and still clowning over the Eleven botox… with all that drama training your heart, are you sure you’re not the real Netflix original I should be binge‑watching?
- You said no one has more laziness to breathe than you, but you also walked ‘til you were “mortinho”, recorded a whole cottagecore short film in the middle of nowhere, and survived ENEM — how about you use the last of your energy to go on a date with me?
- Your boyfriend buying you a ‘mói de robux’ because it makes you happy was cute, but I can do better: I’ll give you premium concert streams, Stranger Things rants, and endless Bang Chan shirtless pics on the timeline… in exchange for just one selfie of you not posted on close friends.
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Film kid surviving ENEM, K‑pop stan, part‑time Roblox dissident. Once got my English grade saved by a meme video. Opinions mine, typos too.– @art1tbee
Your signature cocktail
Lovesick FOMO Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with passionfruit, a chaotic-sweet base for someone who can tweet “meunamrordo me dando um mói de robux sabendo q issk me faz femiz 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻” and still scream about idols in the same timeline. Pink grapefruit soda brings the playful bitterness of dragging people and pop culture, like “como q algm bota luisa sonza e jão p tocar alto em um lugar q mora varias pessoas🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢” and “o micropenis do pedro passando na minha tml🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢”. A shot of espresso reflects their exhausted but dramatic student energy and anxiety, from ENEM panic in “enem, i’m devasted @nosferiza” to “final de inglês” meltdown in “MAS Q CARAI PQ EU TO NESSA DESGRAÇA DE FINAL DE INGLES COMO ASSIM”. The dash of saline solution is the salty-tear note of family and identity stress in “nunca vi gente mais sonsa q meus pais, so foi eu falar q eu sou lgbt dnv q eles pararam de me tratar ‘bem’”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud on top captures their soft, nostalgic core and k-pop/girlhood aesthetic, from “miss snsd muito :((((” to the drama of “lovesick girls voce sempre sera a melhor” and being “anjsioso” for Hanni’s show in “to anjsioso pro show da hanni ja comprei meu ingresos”. This is a strong, sparkling, slightly bitter-sweet cocktail for someone who lives between FOMO, fandom, and melodrama, fizzing like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently centers friendship, affection, and loyalty, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They openly cherish their friends and how these friendships help them cope, as in “eu amo voces amigos q me fazem esquecer dos problemas 💞💞💞💞💞” and playful celebrations like “eu e iza fazendo 200 dias de foguinho no dia do aniversário dela🙈🙈🙈”. They are protective about people being excluded and call this behavior out directly in “odeio esse povo q fica excluindo algm e fala q a pessoa q fica se excluindo, é fim dos tempos mesmo viu @jmvllyy @nocvaago”, showing a strong sense of fairness. Their tone with loved ones is consistently warm and caring, from celebrating long-term relationships like “200 anos 💘💘💘 @nosferiza” to doing things specifically to please them, such as “eu fazendo o maior esforço p achar um namoradinho web p iza e ela diz q tava brincando 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄”. While they show some Gryffindor-style bluntness and drama, their defining qualities are steadfast loyalty to friends, emotional supportiveness, and a desire for inclusive, kind social circles—very characteristically Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Love Sick Girls - BLACKPINK
The best fit is BLACKPINK – Love Sick Girls, because they openly stan BLACKPINK and even tweeted “lovesick girls voce sempre sera a melhor”, showing a strong emotional attachment to that specific song. The track is about messy love, heartbreak, and still chasing connection, which mirrors their dramatic, self-aware way of talking about relationships and crushes, like when they said “i wish i hated you 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔”. Their timeline is full of intense feelings, FOMO, and chaotic humor, from “to anjsioso pro show da hanni ja comprei meu ingresos” to venting about family and friendships in “odeio esse povo q fica excluindo algm e fala q a pessoa q fica se excluindo”. The song’s mix of sadness, resilience, and a kind of romantic clownery fits perfectly with how they cope—laughing through the pain while still wanting affection, just like when they joke about their boyfriend knowing Robux makes them “femiz” in “meunamrordo me dando um mói de robux sabendo q issk me faz femiz 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”.
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