ArtestJones
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His unwavering dedication to BC sports, even in tough times, is evident in tweets like 'Sad to think how much joy I’ve gotten from an awful Boston College program.'
- Creative: Martin's ability to create engaging memes and threads, like '#BeanpotTimelineMemeCleanseThread,' shows his knack for humor and content creation.
- Witty: His sharp humor shines in tweets like 'The BU student body... sound like a herd of gravely wounded elephants in heat.'
- Knowledgeable: His deep understanding of BC sports history is clear in tweets like 'Tom Martin, Class of ‘04... paving a way for all to be welcome.'
- Community-Oriented: Martin engages with the BC fan community, as seen in his playful interactions and support for initiatives like 'Friends of the Heights.'
Weaknesses:
- Overly Critical: His relentless criticism of Earl Grant, as in '#FireEarl,' can come across as harsh and unyielding.
- Sarcastic: His sarcasm, while funny, might alienate some, as seen in 'Jesus BU students pay 90 grand to only take 4 classes a semester?'
- Obsessive: His fixation on BC sports, even during their low points, is evident in tweets like 'This shit is unwatchable and I can’t believe I ever cared.'
- Provocative: Martin's tweets often provoke strong reactions, such as 'Blow me Fauci!!!,' which might not sit well with everyone.
- Pessimistic: His frequent negativity about BC sports, like 'Only thing dangerous about this team is making all its own fans want to commit suicide,' reflects a tendency toward pessimism.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Martin's mischievous and chaotic personality mirrors Bart Simpson's antics. His tweets, like 'Blow me Fauci!!!' and '2x Conte Forum Toilet Clogger,' reflect a rebellious and humorous nature. Both Bart and Martin thrive on pushing boundaries, whether it's pranking or creating viral content. Their love for chaos and ability to make others laugh make them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Martin's extraversion is evident in his engagement with the BC fan community and his viral tweets. His intuition drives his creative content, like '#BeanpotTimelineMemeCleanseThread.' His thinking side is sharp, as seen in his witty critiques of Earl Grant and BU fans. His perceiving nature keeps him adaptable and open to chaos, like 'Last 24 hours into the next 36... all-time BC burnerverse content creation.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Conte Forum toilet? Because you've clogged up my heart twice over!
- Is your name Earl? Because I'm fired up every time I see you!
- Are you a BU fan? Because you just made me want to chant 'Fuck BU'... but in a good way.
- Girl, are you a Beanpot? Because you've got my heart in overtime.
- Are you a hockey puck? Because I can't take my eyes off you sliding into my DMs.
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BC sports fanatic, meme lord, and Conte Forum legend | Co-founder of BCBC | Rivalry instigator | 2x Toilet Clogging Champion | Sarcasm and chaos, one tweet at a time.– @ArtestJones
Your signature cocktail
Conte Chaos
The 'Conte Chaos' captures Martin's fiery and chaotic personality. Whiskey reflects his bold critiques, like '#FireEarl,' while Red Bull represents his high-energy tweets. Maple syrup adds a nod to his New England roots, and the orange peel symbolizes his sharp wit. It's a drink that's as unpredictable and lively as his Twitter feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Martin's cunning, ambition, and sharp wit align with Slytherin traits. His ability to create viral memes and threads, like '#BeanpotTimelineMemeCleanseThread,' shows resourcefulness. His rivalry with BU fans, as in 'BU has won 6 of 24 games against Boston College... Little Brother Behavior,' reflects a competitive edge. While his sarcasm and provocations might seem harsh, they also demonstrate a clever and strategic mind.
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We Will Rock You - Queen
Martin's passion for BC sports and his fiery tweets, like '#FireEarl' and 'You heard em folks more frequent and louder “Fuck BU” chants tonight!' embody the anthem-like energy of 'We Will Rock You.' The song's rebellious and competitive spirit matches his personality and love for rivalries.
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