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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and darkly funny, with flashes of vulnerability. Their timeline is full of gleeful disrespect toward authority and institutions, like wishing brutal fates on reactionary politicians and agents, e.g. “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente ontem.” and “queria me banhar nas vísceras quentes do nikolas ferreira enquanto ele pede misericórdia pela vida medíocre dele”, which matches Bart’s anti-authoritarian streak taken to an edgier extreme. They constantly joke about mischief, self-destruction, and chaos—such as “⚠️❗️ATENÇÃO: devido ao fechamento do furo na sobrancelha esse usuário irá cometer suicídio meia noite e vinte⚠️❗️” and being banned from games: “banido do deadlock e do cs por 24 horas”—evoking Bart’s troublemaking and self-sabotage. At the same time, there’s a teenager-ish mix of boredom, angst, and joking bravado, like “menos de 30 dias pra fazer 20 anos, isso não é vida não” and “quando você não sabe se quer morrer ou se só não quer ficar sóbrio”, which lines up with Bart’s often-masked insecurity under his clowning. Their love for loud music, partying, and absurd memes—seen in posts like “muito bom role das 21:00 acabando as 16:00” and “EU NAO TENHO DINHEIRO E PRECISO FUMAR MACONHA”—also fits Bart’s eternal delinquent, punk-adjacent energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: although they go to parties and raves, the tone is more observational and self-focused than attention‑seeking, e.g. describing the night as “muito bom role das 21:00 acabando as 16:00” and frequently posting introspective or depressive quips like “aquele momento do dia do sofrimento inexplicável, infindável, imensurável e irrefreável”. Their style leans Intuition: they often use metaphorical or exaggerated language instead of concrete detail, like calling a toilet a “privada cósmica dilatadora do tecido do espaço tempo” or joking about being “uma raposa radical viciada em mangas”. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic: their politics and opinions are framed in intense moral and emotional terms, such as “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente” and visceral hatred toward figures like Nikolas Ferreira in “queria me banhar nas vísceras quentes do nikolas ferreira”. Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than structured: they joke about impulsivity, FOMO and lack of planning, for example “tem uns jogos muito bosta que eu fico com vontade de jogar so pq vai ter shutdown fomo realmente é uma coisa” and the chaotic tone of “quando você não sabe se quer morrer ou se só não quer ficar sóbrio”. The combination of strong internal values, emotional intensity, dark humor, political idealism, and somewhat drifting, reactive lifestyle fits INFP better than the more organized NFJ or more socially dominant ENFP types.

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20, Friburgo-based metalhead and aspiring public servant. Once got banned from CS in the morning and still made it to the bus stop on time.– @arthurgabriel_c

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This drink is built on cachaça infused with smoked pepper for the openly leftist, revolutionary edge hinted by the hammer-and-sickle in the name and rants like “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente ontem.” and the desire to “caçar” companies like Energisa in “energisa eu vou te caçar ate o quinto dos infernos sua filha da puta”. The espresso shot captures the insomnia, angst and intensity of posts like “aquele momento do dia do sofrimento inexplicável, infindável, imensurável e irrefreável” and the dramatic suicidal humor in “⚠️❗️ATENÇÃO: devido ao fechamento do furo na sobrancelha esse usuário irá cometer suicídio meia noite e vinte⚠️❗️”. Maraschino cherry syrup adds a sweet, emo-romantic layer for their love life and softness behind the chaos, like “eu e minha amada esse carnaval” and the dark-elf-wife fantasy in “eu e minha esposa dark elf maga que usa uma maça demoníaca”. The ginger beer gives a chaotic, fizzy kick that fits their unhinged humor and extreme reactions such as “CARALHOOOIIIIOOIIOO” and all-caps laughter in “AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”. Finally, the lime wedge with chili-salt rim nods to the constant complaining, sharp sarcasm, and desire to escape with substances in “EU NAO TENHO DINHEIRO E PRECISO FUMAR MACONHA” and the FOMO/drama of “quando você não sabe se quer morrer ou se só não quer ficar sóbrio”, making the whole cocktail strong, bitter-sweet, and explosively noisy—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Arthur shows intense partisanship and a willingness to embrace ruthless, even violent, solutions toward perceived enemies, which aligns with Slytherin’s darker edge and uncompromising pursuit of goals. For example, he says “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente ontem.”, and fantasizes about extreme revenge on specific political figures like “queria me banhar nas vísceras quentes do nikolas ferreira enquanto ele pede misericórdia pela vida medíocre dele”. He also expresses vengeful determination toward institutions that wrong him, as in “energisa eu vou te caçar ate o quinto dos infernos sua filha da puta”, showing a drive to hunt down and punish. Even his joking threats and resentments, like “vou achar e matar quem colocou um monte de fã de matue no meu feed”, reveal a mentality of confrontation rather than reconciliation. While there is humor and self-deprecation in his timeline, the dominant throughline is intense, goal-focused animosity and a readiness to embrace extreme means for what he sees as justice, which fits Slytherin best.

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A fitting song for them is Heresy by Nine Inch Nails, with its mix of rage, dark humor, and anti‑establishment energy. Their tweets are full of violent, blasphemous, and politically charged outbursts like “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente ontem.” and “queria me banhar nas vísceras quentes do nikolas ferreira enquanto ele pede misericórdia pela vida medíocre dele”, which mirrors the song’s furious denunciation of authority and hypocrisy. At the same time, they wrap this in sarcasm and meme culture, seen in posts like “lula & macron é o alex turner & miles kane da politica” and “eu quando sou uma raposa radical viciada em mangas”, much like Reznor’s blend of bitterness and dark wit. Their recurring despair and self-destructive jokes, such as “quando você não sabe se quer morrer ou se só não quer ficar sóbrio” and the mock-suicidal warning “devido ao fechamento do furo na sobrancelha esse usuário irá cometer suicídio meia noite e vinte”, fit perfectly with the song’s nihilistic, anti-religious mood. Even their love of heavy music and Ozzy, from “metal pra caralho” to “ser o ozzy osbourne devia ser a experiência mais legal da história da humanidade”, aligns with the industrial rock aggression and intensity of Heresy.

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