Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Frequently uses absurd, over-the-top jokes to cope and entertain, like exaggerating misery or chaos in tweets such as “aquele momento do dia do sofrimento inexplicável, infindável, imensurável e irrefreável”.
- Affectionate partner: Shows public affection and pride in relationships, e.g. “eu e minha amada esse carnaval” and “eu e mafe na casa do smith”.
- Political engagement: Demonstrates strong political awareness and left-leaning convictions, supporting causes and figures like “#JonesManoel2026” and criticizing Israel’s arms deals in “vambora, agora so falta parar de vender arma pro 'estado' GENOCIDA de Israel”.
- Self-irony: Often makes himself the butt of the joke, such as dramatizing his own life and looks in “eu aos 11 anos entendendo que o mundo é um lugar ruim” and “menos de 30 dias pra fazer 20 anos, isso não é vida não”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for music and pop culture (Ozzy, Deftones, nu metal), for instance “ser o ozzy osbourne devia ser a experiência mais legal da história da humanidade” and “caralho o charada manson era pica demais”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent rhetoric: Frequently expresses fantasies of extreme violence, e.g. “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente ontem”, “queria me banhar nas vísceras quentes do nikolas ferreira”.
- Dehumanizing language: Uses dehumanizing insults toward people he dislikes, such as “leitão imundo”, “completamente, absolutamente, irrefreavelmente retardados”, and calling others “parasita imundo” in this tweet.
- Self-destructive talk: Frequently jokes about self-harm and suicidal ideation, as in “⚠️❗️ATENÇÃO: devido ao fechamento do furo na sobrancelha esse usuário irá cometer suicídio meia noite e vinte⚠️❗️” and “se eu receber notificação de voicemail dnv vou me matar antes do sol nascer”.
- Aggressive hostility: Directs intense hostility at groups or strangers, such as “energisa eu vou te caçar ate o quinto dos infernos sua filha da puta” and wishing harm to fans or public figures in “vou achar e matar quem colocou um monte de fã de matue no meu feed”.
- Obsessive negativity: Timeline is heavily dominated by anger, suffering and complaints, from “qualquer pessoa que posta ou corre maratona é automaticamente meu inimigo” to constant references to misery and hopelessness like “aquele momento do dia do sofrimento inexplicável, infindável, imensurável e irrefreável”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely resembles Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and darkly funny, with flashes of vulnerability. Their timeline is full of gleeful disrespect toward authority and institutions, like wishing brutal fates on reactionary politicians and agents, e.g. “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente ontem.” and “queria me banhar nas vísceras quentes do nikolas ferreira enquanto ele pede misericórdia pela vida medíocre dele”, which matches Bart’s anti-authoritarian streak taken to an edgier extreme. They constantly joke about mischief, self-destruction, and chaos—such as “⚠️❗️ATENÇÃO: devido ao fechamento do furo na sobrancelha esse usuário irá cometer suicídio meia noite e vinte⚠️❗️” and being banned from games: “banido do deadlock e do cs por 24 horas”—evoking Bart’s troublemaking and self-sabotage. At the same time, there’s a teenager-ish mix of boredom, angst, and joking bravado, like “menos de 30 dias pra fazer 20 anos, isso não é vida não” and “quando você não sabe se quer morrer ou se só não quer ficar sóbrio”, which lines up with Bart’s often-masked insecurity under his clowning. Their love for loud music, partying, and absurd memes—seen in posts like “muito bom role das 21:00 acabando as 16:00” and “EU NAO TENHO DINHEIRO E PRECISO FUMAR MACONHA”—also fits Bart’s eternal delinquent, punk-adjacent energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: although they go to parties and raves, the tone is more observational and self-focused than attention‑seeking, e.g. describing the night as “muito bom role das 21:00 acabando as 16:00” and frequently posting introspective or depressive quips like “aquele momento do dia do sofrimento inexplicável, infindável, imensurável e irrefreável”. Their style leans Intuition: they often use metaphorical or exaggerated language instead of concrete detail, like calling a toilet a “privada cósmica dilatadora do tecido do espaço tempo” or joking about being “uma raposa radical viciada em mangas”. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic: their politics and opinions are framed in intense moral and emotional terms, such as “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente” and visceral hatred toward figures like Nikolas Ferreira in “queria me banhar nas vísceras quentes do nikolas ferreira”. Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than structured: they joke about impulsivity, FOMO and lack of planning, for example “tem uns jogos muito bosta que eu fico com vontade de jogar so pq vai ter shutdown fomo realmente é uma coisa” and the chaotic tone of “quando você não sabe se quer morrer ou se só não quer ficar sóbrio”. The combination of strong internal values, emotional intensity, dark humor, political idealism, and somewhat drifting, reactive lifestyle fits INFP better than the more organized NFJ or more socially dominant ENFP types.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really ‘eu e minha esposa dark elf maga que usa uma maça demoníaca’, can I be the clueless human healer in the party who keeps dying just to respawn next to you?
- You wanting to build a bunker and me being obsessed with you is actually the perfect combo: I bring the Chelsea boots and Ozzy vinyls, you bring the hate for ICE agents and we survive the apocalypse in style.
- You, in the rain listening to ‘perdido no pantano pt2’, me, pretending Friburgo ticket prices aren’t robbery… want to share a bus seat and turn that soundtrack into our oddly specific meet-cute?
- For someone who threatens voicemail with ‘vou me matar antes do sol nascer’ and calls 20 years ‘pré adolescente’, you sound like the exact kind of drama I want to hold hands with at a Cineshow session of Extermínio 3.
- You praying ‘Deus, leva o Bolsonaro e traz de volta o Ozzy’ convinced me of two things: you have elite taste, and if God doesn’t answer, I might have to step in as your interim Prince of Darkness.
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20, Friburgo-based metalhead and aspiring public servant. Once got banned from CS in the morning and still made it to the bus stop on time.– @arthurgabriel_c
Your signature cocktail
☭ Friburgo Fury Fizz
This drink is built on cachaça infused with smoked pepper for the openly leftist, revolutionary edge hinted by the hammer-and-sickle in the name and rants like “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente ontem.” and the desire to “caçar” companies like Energisa in “energisa eu vou te caçar ate o quinto dos infernos sua filha da puta”. The espresso shot captures the insomnia, angst and intensity of posts like “aquele momento do dia do sofrimento inexplicável, infindável, imensurável e irrefreável” and the dramatic suicidal humor in “⚠️❗️ATENÇÃO: devido ao fechamento do furo na sobrancelha esse usuário irá cometer suicídio meia noite e vinte⚠️❗️”. Maraschino cherry syrup adds a sweet, emo-romantic layer for their love life and softness behind the chaos, like “eu e minha amada esse carnaval” and the dark-elf-wife fantasy in “eu e minha esposa dark elf maga que usa uma maça demoníaca”. The ginger beer gives a chaotic, fizzy kick that fits their unhinged humor and extreme reactions such as “CARALHOOOIIIIOOIIOO” and all-caps laughter in “AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”. Finally, the lime wedge with chili-salt rim nods to the constant complaining, sharp sarcasm, and desire to escape with substances in “EU NAO TENHO DINHEIRO E PRECISO FUMAR MACONHA” and the FOMO/drama of “quando você não sabe se quer morrer ou se só não quer ficar sóbrio”, making the whole cocktail strong, bitter-sweet, and explosively noisy—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Arthur shows intense partisanship and a willingness to embrace ruthless, even violent, solutions toward perceived enemies, which aligns with Slytherin’s darker edge and uncompromising pursuit of goals. For example, he says “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente ontem.”, and fantasizes about extreme revenge on specific political figures like “queria me banhar nas vísceras quentes do nikolas ferreira enquanto ele pede misericórdia pela vida medíocre dele”. He also expresses vengeful determination toward institutions that wrong him, as in “energisa eu vou te caçar ate o quinto dos infernos sua filha da puta”, showing a drive to hunt down and punish. Even his joking threats and resentments, like “vou achar e matar quem colocou um monte de fã de matue no meu feed”, reveal a mentality of confrontation rather than reconciliation. While there is humor and self-deprecation in his timeline, the dominant throughline is intense, goal-focused animosity and a readiness to embrace extreme means for what he sees as justice, which fits Slytherin best.
Your movie
Your song
Heresy - Nine Inch Nails
A fitting song for them is Heresy by Nine Inch Nails, with its mix of rage, dark humor, and anti‑establishment energy. Their tweets are full of violent, blasphemous, and politically charged outbursts like “todos, TODOS agentes do ICE precisam ser mortos brutalmente ontem.” and “queria me banhar nas vísceras quentes do nikolas ferreira enquanto ele pede misericórdia pela vida medíocre dele”, which mirrors the song’s furious denunciation of authority and hypocrisy. At the same time, they wrap this in sarcasm and meme culture, seen in posts like “lula & macron é o alex turner & miles kane da politica” and “eu quando sou uma raposa radical viciada em mangas”, much like Reznor’s blend of bitterness and dark wit. Their recurring despair and self-destructive jokes, such as “quando você não sabe se quer morrer ou se só não quer ficar sóbrio” and the mock-suicidal warning “devido ao fechamento do furo na sobrancelha esse usuário irá cometer suicídio meia noite e vinte”, fit perfectly with the song’s nihilistic, anti-religious mood. Even their love of heavy music and Ozzy, from “metal pra caralho” to “ser o ozzy osbourne devia ser a experiência mais legal da história da humanidade”, aligns with the industrial rock aggression and intensity of Heresy.
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