Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly names and reflects on feelings like anxiety, overwhelm, and dysphoria, e.g. “a ansiedade ela faz coisa” and “meu deus não acredito que to com disforia”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and memes even when venting, like “tecnicamente já to passando 5h sem comer então eu consigo ficar na escola sem precisar comer no recreio” and the playful “jurídico lestat de lioncourt e reiner braun” bio.
- Passionate-fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for characters and celebrities, e.g. “gente eu quero o lestat” and “meu sonho era pegar um quarentão (o sam reid”.
- Self-expressive: Comfortably shares personal ideas and aesthetics, such as tattoo plans in “meu sonho é tatuar um anjo com as asas grandonas…” and identity thoughts like “meu deus não acredito que to com disforia”.
- Insightful-critic: Critically comments on sports, media, and people’s behavior, for instance “nossa vá tomar no cu toa roubando essa porra caralho o maluco não deu a cotovelada porque quis…” and “ok realmente estou repensando minha profissão”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeated mentions of wanting to die or disappear, like “quero cometer suicidio” and “ocupar minha mente pra nao pensar em suicidio”.
- Disordered-eating: Talks about restrictive patterns and pride in not eating, e.g. “eu vou chegar na metade do ano com um t.a fudido na moral” and “tecnicamente já to passando 5h sem comer então eu consigo ficar na escola sem precisar comer no recreio”.
- Volatile-anger: Frequent aggressive outbursts toward others, like “vai tomar no seu cu seu velho desgraçado do caralho enfia o vasco na tua goela” and “to a cinco passos de quebrar o celular desse arrombado”.
- Overwhelmed-stress: Often feels overloaded and desperate to escape, as in “to extremamente sobrecarregado eu preciso me isolar” and “as vezes me dá vontade de jogar tudo pro alto e fugir”.
- Negative-selfimage: Speaks harshly about self and future, like “como caralhos eu vou pular e correr no taf da polícia científica” and “foi uma burrice tao feia da minha parte eu não tenho nem palavras pra comentar sobre”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious, and precociously self-aware, with a lot going on under the surface. Like Lisa, they struggle with feeling overwhelmed and alienated, saying things like “to extremamente sobrecarregado eu preciso me isolar” and “queria só existir e não precisar viver”. There’s also clear intellectual/creative sensitivity and a tendency to overthink and spiral, shown in posts like “a ansiedade ela faz coisa” and “por favor tirem o celular das minhas mãos se não eu vou passar a maior humilhação da minha vida com os pensamentos que estão rondando minha cabeça”. Their strong emotional reactions and moral frustration toward others resemble Lisa’s intensity, for example “por favor para não é porque você tem laço sanguíneo comigo que a gente é melhor amigo” and “porra odeio homem vai tomar no cu”. At the same time, they use media, fandom, and fantasy (Lestat, Reiner Braun, edits, football, Frozen) as coping and escapism, much like how Lisa throws herself into music, books, and causes to handle her own emotional overload.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they repeatedly express wanting to withdraw or be alone, e.g. wanting to escape to a rural area and stay there alone in “que vontade de sair correndo e gritando e ir pra uma área rural e fiar lá sozinho”, and feeling overwhelmed by social and family contact in “por favor para não é porque você tem laço sanguíneo comigo que a gente é melhor amigo”. Their interests and bio (Lestat, Reiner, medieval saint aesthetics) plus imaginative self‑descriptions like “preciso ser visto como um santo imaculado do período medieval cuja aparência é tão etérea que as pessoas duvidam da minha existência terrena” point strongly to Intuition over Sensing. They are highly emotional, value‑driven, and self‑aware about their feelings (e.g. “eu quero muito chorar meu deus eu to extremamente cansado”, “só a menstruação pra me fazer ficar em prantos quase toda hora”), indicating a strong Feeling preference rather than detached logical analysis. Their timeline is impulsive, mood‑driven, and unstructured, with many tweets about anxiety, overthinking, and changing desires rather than planning or closure, such as “to extremamente sobrecarregado eu preciso me isolar” and the anxious indecision over changing their username in “to cansado do meu nome enjoei dele no nick do tt”. This combination of introspection, fantasy‑heavy interests, intense emotional expression, and spontaneous, unplanned behavior best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you want to exist as a medieval immaculate saint whose beauty makes people doubt your earthly existence, I volunteer as the heretic who sees you and falls in love on sight.
- You’re out here listening to edits just because Lestat is in them, but between us: if I showed up in your FY, would you binge me like an immortal playlist too, or am I getting traded for Reiner Braun?
- You said you want a big-winged angel tattoo under the mastec scar; I’m not a tattoo artist, but I promise I’d treat your body and your story with the same reverence you’ve already given them.
- You, extremely pissed off, ready to throw your phone at Flamengo and half of humanity… and somehow I still want to be the notification you don’t mute.
- You’re planning TAF for polícia científica, surviving menstruação in tears, hunger, anxiety, and still screaming over Sam Reid and edits—be honest: aren’t you already the most powerful kind of titan on this timeline?
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17 • law student in Santa Catarina surviving on football rage, gothic vampires & frozen soundtracks. Once cried to a Lestat edit and called it self‑care.– @artmmisia
Your signature cocktail
Lestat’s Menstrual Meltdown
This drink starts with cachaça infused with bay leaves, a nod to their Brazilian roots and the moment their mom arrived with a “big galho de louro” in “minha mãe acabou de chegar em casa com um big galho de louro”. Blood orange juice brings a dramatic, slightly gory sweetness that channels both their period anguish in “só a menstruação pra me fazer ficar em prantos quase toda hora” and their flair for the theatrical. An espresso shot captures the anxious, overcaffeinated mental spiral of “a ansiedade ela faz coisa” and their constant need to occupy their mind in “ocupar minha mente pra nao pensar em suicidio”. The tonic water adds a bitter sparkle, mirroring their dark humor and emotional whiplash from “estou chorando e com muito tesao me sinto a bella swan”. Finally, the smoked salt rim with chili flakes reflects their explosive temper and foul-mouthed rants in “vai tomar no seu cu seu velho desgraçado do caralho enfia o vasco na tua goela”, giving the cocktail a spicy, slightly unhinged finish worthy of a jurídico Lestat obsessing over Reiner Braun in their bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
There’s a strong streak of ambition, self-preservation, and sharp-edged intensity that points toward Slytherin. They talk about preparing for a rigorous police-science fitness test (“como caralhos eu vou pular e correr no taf da polícia científica”), which suggests long-term career goals and a willingness to endure difficulty for a desired future position. Their anger and readiness for confrontation in tweets like “porra se for isso mesmo é papo de eu meter a porrada nesse mlk” and “vai tomar no seu cu seu velho desgraçado do caralho enfia o vasco na tua goela” show a combative, survival-oriented attitude typical of Slytherins. They also show a dark, dramatic sense of self (““preciso ser visto como um santo imaculado do período medieval cuja aparência é tão etérea que as pessoas duvidam da minha existência terrena”) and a fascination with powerful, morally gray figures like Lestat and Reiner Braun, which fits Slytherin’s aesthetic and value set. While there’s vulnerability and humor throughout, the dominant impression is of someone ambitious, intense, and very focused on asserting themselves in a harsh world, aligning most closely with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A song that best suits them is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures feeling out of place, self-critical, and emotionally overwhelmed. They repeatedly express deep exhaustion and alienation, like when they say “queria só existir e não precisar viver” and “que vontade de sumir de tudo”, which resonates with the song’s core theme of not fitting in. The darker edge of their humor and distress shows up in posts such as “ocupar minha mente pra nao pensar em suicidio” and “quero cometer suicidio”, matching the raw vulnerability of the lyrics. At the same time, they have an intense, almost obsessive way of fixating on crushes and fictional men—“e serio eu preciso desse homem”, “gente eu quero o lestat”—which fits the song’s fixation on an unattainable other. Their mix of self-deprecation, emotional turbulence, and longing makes Creep a fitting soundtrack to their online persona.
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