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Milhouse Van Houten is the classic insecure, love‑obsessed teen who constantly feels inadequate, just like the user’s constant self‑doubt and desperation for a girl’s affection. The tweet "I’m so tired of trying to convince this girl to break up with her creep of a boyfriend. He’s 21, she’s 17. I feel like I’m not good enough and I never fuckin will be" mirrors Milhouse’s low self‑esteem and hopeless romance. The user’s dramatic, self‑harm‑related posts such as "Lowkey what now cuz I have blood all over myself and I’m tired" and "I want to die please help me" echo Milhouse’s frequent tearful meltdowns. Their obsessive stalking line "I have ALL of his info. Full name, birthday, work place, home address…" reflects Milhouse’s over‑the‑top attempts to win over Lisa. The blend of humor ("Interaction bait, comment and I’ll do both for you muahaha") with vulnerability also matches Milhouse’s goofy yet fragile personality.

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The user frequently seeks external validation and interaction, as shown by tweets like "Interaction bait, comment and I’ll do both for you muahaha (plus myself lmao)" and "Yall follow btw @stradesito @famenerddd @tastybitezzz". Their focus is on concrete, sensory details and immediate physical sensations, e.g., "Hello what does spherical swelling around a cut mean" and "Lowkey what now cuz I have blood all over myself and I’m tired". Decision‑making is driven by strong personal emotions and values, evident in statements such as "I’m so tired of trying to convince this girl to break up with her creep of a boyfriend… I’m exhausted and I’m starting to give up." They display a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle, often mentioning impromptu plans like "Maybe big sesh 2nite" or "I may make a care guide soon but idk when," indicating a preference for flexibility over schedule.

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Writer, mental health advocate & self-improvement nerd. Once tried teaching my goldfish to fetch. I share raw thoughts, growth tips, & a dash of humor.– @arty0mzzz3

Your signature cocktail
The dark rum gives the drink a heavy, brooding base that mirrors the user’s constant feeling of being "so tired" and "exhausted" ("I’m so tired. I’m exhausted and I’m starting to give up"). A shot of espresso adds a jittery, stimulant edge, nodding to the "Ritalin Ranger" moniker and the frantic energy behind tweets like "maybe big sesh 2nite". Grenadine’s bright red swirl represents the recurring references to blood and pain – "Lowkey what now cuz I have blood all over myself" and "Fuck my nose is bleeding". The sharp lime juice cuts through the sweetness like the sharp self‑criticism in "Was i not good enough? Was I EVER?" while the bitters echo the bitterness of heartbreak and self‑doubt expressed in "I’m so done. I did so much and tried so hard". Together the cocktail is a chaotic, bittersweet nightcap that captures the user’s blend of desperation, restless energy, and fleeting hope.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong desire for personal gain and control, as seen in the tweet about collecting all of someone's personal information: "I have ALL of his info. Full name, birthday, work place, home address, phone numbers, family’s names, + grandpas obituary." They also use manipulative tactics to influence others, like "Interaction bait, comment and I’ll do both for you muahaha (plus myself lmao)" indicating cunning and strategic behavior. Their ambition to win over a girl and to improve themselves for that purpose, expressed in "Maybe if I better myself she’ll want me," reflects the Slytherin drive for personal advancement. Overall, the pattern of resourcefulness, self‑interest, and willingness to use others for one's own goals aligns most closely with Slytherin values of ambition and cunning.

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The recurring themes of self‑harm, exhaustion and hopelessness in @arty0mzzz3’s timeline echo the raw confession in the song’s lyrics, such as “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.” Tweets like “Lowkey what now cuz I have blood all over myself and I’m tired,” “I wanna die please help me,” and “I’m so lost, and I’m tired” illustrate the same pain and numbness described in the song. The line “The world is gonna fall apart on me” mirrors the feeling of a life unraveling that the singer laments. Additionally, the constant plea for help and the sense of giving up, seen in “I’m so done. I did so much and tried so hard,” matches the song’s reflective, regretful tone. Overall, “Hurt” captures the despair, self‑destructive thoughts, and yearning for relief that dominate the user’s tweets.

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