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Your Simpsons character
The user shows a lazy, comfort‑seeking attitude and a desire for quick wealth, much like Homer’s love of food and avoidance of work, e.g., 'I just need to convince 1 rich person to give me 3 million €, or even 1 mil and I’d never have to work again.' He frequently complains about everyday annoyances and feels fatalistic, as in 'Humanity is doomed and no it’s not cuz of AI.' His obsession with food ('Little steak Kebab for lunch') and his tendency to blame technology ('New iOS update got me f‘ed up') echo Homer’s classic gripes. He also displays relationship frustration and a yearning for simple happiness, similar to Homer’s marital woes ('Where are all the cool single women ? Can’t seem to find them irl or online'). Overall, his mix of laziness, impulsive ranting, love of snacks, and nihilistic humor matches Homer Simpson best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often reflecting on personal feelings as in 'Am I really just an awful human being? I already never called myself a good human for certain reasons.' indicating a focus on internal experience. Their frequent abstract and future‑oriented musings such as 'Can we first get beyond the point of AI making itself dumber by learning off AI made content online?' reveal an intuitive (N) preference. They prioritize personal values and emotions over logic, exemplified by statements like 'I’m 100% convinced that bad people are happier in live. If you’re trying to be honest and nice, you already lost,' showing a Feeling orientation. Their pattern of spontaneous, indecisive, and unstructured posting—e.g., 'I’m 28 and still don’t f‘in know what I wanna do but it’s better money than a lot of other jobs'—suggests a Perceiving (P) approach. These combined traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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German gamer & coffee junkie ☕️🎮 | 28, MMO & League addict who once got a cafe ban for shouting 'Akshan!' | Exploring AI, memes & the perfect steak.– @aryzobtw

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The base of smoky mezcal mirrors the ever‑present 🚬 emoji and the frustration that drifts through his timeline. A splash of blue curaçao adds a cosmic, AI‑inspired hue, nodding to his tweet "Data centers in space" and his musings that "Humanity is doomed and no it’s not cuz of AI". Cold brew espresso fuels the "Staying sane is like a full‑time hobby ~ mdni" vibe, keeping the drink as alert as his all‑night gaming marathons. Cherry liqueur offers a sweet whisper of his yearning for love, echoing the plaintive "Where are all the cool single women ? Can’t seem to find them irl or online 🙄". Finally, a dash of Campari brings the bitter edge of his self‑critical rants like "I’m 28 and still don’t f‘in know what I wanna do but it’s better money than a lot of other jobs", making the cocktail as complex and conflicted as his timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently expresses a strong desire for wealth and status, such as saying 'I just need to convince 1 rich person to give me 3 million €, or even 1 mil and I’d never have to work again.' They also admit uncertainty about their future yet emphasize monetary gain, noting 'I'm 28 and still don’t f‘in know what I wanna do but it’s better money than a lot of other jobs.' Their occasional strategic musings about AI, like 'Can we first get beyond the point of AI making itself dumber by learning off AI made content online?' show a cunning, resource‑focused mindset. This combination of ambition, self‑interest, and calculated thinking aligns with Slytherin values. Additionally, their cynical worldview expressed in 'I’m 100% convinced that bad people are happier in live' reinforces a pragmatic, self‑preserving attitude typical of Slytherins.

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The user’s bio says "Staying sane is like a full time hobby," and many tweets reveal a feeling of emotional numbness, such as "Am I really just an awful human being?" and "Humanity is doomed and no it’s not cuz of AI." The lyric "I’m tired of being what you want me to be" mirrors the frustration in tweets like "Nothing worse than someone who once was dear to you suddenly behaves like hell" and "I’m 28 and still don’t f‘in know what I wanna do." Their repeated expressions of hopelessness and yearning for a quick fix, like "I just need to convince 1 rich person to give me 3 million €," align with the chorus’s sense of being stuck and numb. Overall, the song captures the user’s sense of being overwhelmed, disconnected, and searching for meaning while feeling emotionally deadened.

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