Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on their behavior and potential, like wondering what would happen if they took things more seriously in “sometimes I wonder what would happen if I was actually serious about the stuff I do”.
- Caring: Warns others about safety, such as telling moots not to click a harmful link in “if you guys received like a link from me in dms pls dont click it it's not safe!!”.
- Honest: Openly shares struggles and intrusive thoughts, like “I wanna relapse so bad but I'm so tired rn omgg” and “aaaaa I wanna diieeee”.
- Playful: Uses kaomojis and lighthearted phrasing, as in “apparently my friends think it's weird that I use kaomojis.. is it? ＞︿＜” and “teehee :3”.
- Grateful: Expresses appreciation for support, like thanking followers in “holy fuck thank you guys for 100 followerd”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harming: Talks about cleaning wounds and ER visits in “the worst part of the day's when you have to clean up your wounds before going to sleep so you don't end up in the ER for it again” and asks about treating deep wounds in “is it safe to use 90% rubbing alcohol on deep beans/hypodermis wounds?”.
- Suicidal-ideation: Expresses wanting to die in multiple tweets, such as “aaaaa I wanna diieeee” and “I wanna diiieeee!! (×_×)•°”.
- Social-anxiety: Wants to interact but fears doing so, saying “I want to interact with my moots and be friends with them but then I'm terrified of doing it so I just like their stuff and do nothing”.
- Low-motivation: Mentions tiredness and lack of drive, like “might try to get another fascia tonight, idrk tho.. feeling pretty tired rn so eh” and “I'm so bored I hate everything”.
- Risky-coping: Hints at using substances and harmful behavior to cope, such as wanting to get high to sleep in “I wanna get high and sleep but I have to go out later... aaaaa..” and contemplating relapse in “I wanna relapse so bad”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s introspective, sensitive, and often feels isolated even while wanting connection, much like the user who says they “want to interact with my moots and be friends… but then I'm terrified of doing it” “am I the only one that wants to interact with my moots and be friends with them but then I'm terrified of doing it so I just like their stuff and do nothing”. Lisa spends a lot of time in her own head, overthinking and struggling emotionally, which parallels the user’s posts about exhaustion, self-harm, and wanting to “relapse so bad” “I wanna relapse so bad but I'm so tired rn omgg” and “the worst part of the day's when you have to clean up your wounds before going to sleep so you don't end up in the ER for it again”. The user’s curiosity and analytical streak (e.g., asking detailed questions about fasting and wound care) “do protein drinks cound as food/eating during a fast?? since it's high in calories but still liquid I'm not sure what to do tbh” and “is it safe to use 90% rubbing alcohol on deep beans/hypodermis wounds? (I dont have any other option atm)” also mirrors Lisa’s tendency to research and intellectualize her problems. Finally, their use of expressive language and kaomojis “apparently my friends think it's weird that I use kaomojis.. is it? ＞︿＜” feels similar to Lisa’s dramatic, heartfelt way of expressing herself when she’s overwhelmed or trying to be understood.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they describe themselves as "more active on priv" in their bio and mention wanting to interact but being too scared, e.g. "am I the only one that wants to interact with my moots and be friends with them but then I'm terrified of doing it so I just like their stuff and do nothing", which shows social anxiety and a preference for quieter interaction. Their tweets mix concrete things with emotional/inner-world focus, leaning toward intuition (N): they wonder about abstract, meta ideas like "sometimes I wonder what would happen if I was actually serious about the stuff I do, like how cool would it be if I worked on my profile on something else than discord.." and "I wish I could see my stats IRL, like how cool would it be if I knew what was wrong with me??", which is more conceptual than purely practical. They strongly prioritize feelings and emotional expression over detached logic, indicating feeling (F): they talk openly about wanting to relapse and wanting to die, e.g. "I wanna relapse so bad but I'm so tired rn omgg" and "aaaaa I wanna diieeee", and worry about relationships with moots, showing sensitivity to emotional connection. Their lifestyle comes off as spontaneous and unstructured, suggesting perceiving (P): they say things like "might try to get another fascia tonight, idrk tho.. feeling pretty tired rn so eh" and mention "monthly posting" in a casual way in "also hi everyone its time for my monthly posting", showing a lack of rigid planning. Overall, their introspective, emotional, slightly chaotic and imaginative tone fits INFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘more active on priv,’ but considering how you ‘came twice when we did this,’ I’m starting to think I should be applying for close-friends status very seriously.
- You wondered if protein drinks count as breaking a fast—if we ever go out, I promise I’ll be the solid food to your liquid diet: high in emotional calories, zero side effects.
- You joke about cleaning up your wounds before bed so you ‘don’t end up in the ER again’… if you ever need someone to sit with you during the not-fun parts, I’d rather be your IRL buff than just another Twitter circle dot.
- You asked if kaomojis are weird—personally, I think you’re the human version of (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧, and I’d like to subscribe to your monthly posting newsletter, preferably with bonus cute DMs.
- You said you want to interact with moots but get too scared, so here’s me shooting my shot: if this gets a like, I’ll consider it official medical confirmation that flirting with you is, in fact, good for my stats IRL.
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Occasional poster, frequent overthinker. Once celebrated 100 followers like a national holiday. Here for experiments, rambling, and oddly specific questions.– @asaaslits
Your signature cocktail
The Kaomoji Relapse Fizz
This cocktail is a jittery mix of white rum and espresso for their exhausted, slightly chaotic vibes and late-night thoughts about being "serious" about things like their profile (“sometimes I wonder what would happen if I was actually serious about the stuff I do”). Sour cherry juice adds a tart, self-destructive edge, echoing their struggle with relapse and wounds (“I wanna relapse so bad but I'm so tired rn omgg”, “the worst part of the day's when you have to clean up your wounds before going to sleep”). Tonic water with extra bubbles represents their anxious but friendly social energy, wanting to interact with moots but being scared (“am I the only one that wants to interact with my moots and be friends with them but then I'm terrified of doing it”). A dash of absinthe/anise nods to their desire to get high and escape (“I wanna get high and sleep but I have to go out later... aaaaa.. I wanna diiieeee!!”). Finally, the edible glitter/sugar rim is for their cute kaomojis and slightly silly, celebratory side as they hit milestones and reclaim their account (“holy fuck thank you guys for 100 followerd”, “I finally got my acc back omfg”, “apparently my friends think it's weird that I use kaomojis.. is it? ＞︿＜”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong social sensitivity, wanting to be close to others but feeling shy and anxious about it, as in “am I the only one that wants to interact with my moots and be friends with them but then I'm terrified of doing it so I just like their stuff and do nothing”. This mix of wanting connection and worrying about others’ comfort leans toward Hufflepuff’s emphasis on kindness and social harmony. Their concern for others’ safety shows up when they warn mutuals about a hacked link: “if you guys received like a link from me in dms pls dont click it it's not safe!!”, which reflects a protective, considerate nature. Even when asking practical questions, like “is it safe to use 90% rubbing alcohol on deep beans/hypodermis wounds? (I dont have any other option atm)”, they show a grounded, responsible side rather than reckless impulsiveness. Overall, the focus on relationships, care for others’ well-being, and low-ego, self-deprecating tone fits Hufflepuff more than the ambition of Slytherin, the bravado of Gryffindor, or the cerebral pride of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-known song that fits asa is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which captures a mix of dark humor, self-destructive urges, and exhaustion with being alive. Their timeline has repeated expressions of wanting to die or relapse, like “aaaaa I wanna diieeee” and “I wanna relapse so bad but I'm so tired rn omgg”, echoing the song’s themes of intrusive, morbid thoughts. The song’s imagery of pain and bodily harm parallels tweets about cleaning wounds and risky behavior, such as “the worst part of the day's when you have to clean up your wounds before going to sleep so you don't end up in the ER for it again” and “might try to get another fascia tonight, idrk tho.. feeling pretty tired rn so eh”. At the same time, asa’s use of kaomojis and joking tone, like “apparently my friends think it's weird that I use kaomojis.. is it? ＞︿＜” and “sometimes I wonder what would happen if I was actually serious about the stuff I do”, matches the song’s eerie but playful energy. Overall, Bury a Friend reflects their blend of vulnerability, dark thoughts, and oddly casual, online-native way of expressing it.
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