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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, loud, affectionate in their own way, and always chasing some new bit of silliness. Their timeline is full of exaggerated threats and over-the-top reactions like “im bombing texas. I. CANT. BUY. SHIT.” and “play video games that make you want to break your skill open”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, dramatic humor. They’re also a goofball who loves colorful outfits and theater, bragging “the silly colorful fits are and have been my specialty” and stressing over getting a big stage role like Sweeney, very much in line with Bart’s craving for attention and performing. At the same time, they show a softer, loyal side in tweets like “i hate seeing him get upset and sad and i literally cant do anything about it i just wanna make him happy so badly”, which mirrors how Bart quietly cares about people even while clowning around. Overall, they’re mischievous, dramatic, and heartfelt underneath the jokes—classic Bart energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, want more friends, and care about shared experiences, e.g. lamenting that their friends aren’t on Twitter: “i wish more of my friends were on twitter bc most of my tweets are like” and craving more goofy, non-bigoted friends: “need more friends who are silly and goofy and arent people who are probably racist, homophobic, transphobic, and ableist”. Their interests and humor show Intuition: they riff on concepts, fandoms, and hypotheticals (e.g. “what if i came to school dressed as batman and started beating people up” and “what if…. neru but ssj3…”) rather than focusing mainly on concrete sensory details. They’re strongly Feeling-oriented and values-driven, emphasizing emotional care for others and social issues: “i hate seeing him get upset and sad and i literally cant do anything about it i just wanna make him happy so badly its killing me :(” and “need more friends who are silly and goofy and arent people who are probably racist, homophobic, transphobic, and ableist”. Finally, their spontaneity and tendency to react in the moment indicate Perceiving: they complain about boredom and unstructured time (“yk as much as i hated school now this shit is just boring af ive been playing dbd for the past 2 days all day im gonna kms”) and their timeline is full of impulsive, stream-of-consciousness reactions rather than evidence of strict planning, fitting an ENFP’s flexible, emotionally expressive style.

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18 • Salvadoran artist + theater kid yelling about Goku, Neru & DBFZ. Once slept through the eclipse, still hasn’t recovered. Commissions in DMs.– @asbestos12506

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, fizzy, and a little chaotic, just like their timeline swinging from Dragon Ball hype to theater stress and back again, so it needs a strong base with some kick. The silver tequila with jalapeño heat channels their explosive posts like “im bombing texas. I. CANT. BUY. SHIT.” and the way they yell at games in “me when i yell obscenities at my monitor when playing dbd and fortnite”. Mango nectar and a sparkling lime soda keep it bright and fun, reflecting their love of colorful fits in “the silly colorful fits are and have been my specialty” and how happy they are about being Hispanic in “RAAAHHHHH THIS IS WHY WE ARE GOATED 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 I LOVE BEING HIPSANIC”. The chamoy and Tajín rim is a direct nod to their culture and to the slightly mean-spirited but loving humor they describe in “so many hispanic traditions just boil down to fucking with people… why are we such assholes to each other for shits and giggles”. Finally, the tiny blue curaçao float is the anime/vocaloid sparkle on top, inspired by their Goku and Neru devotion in their bio and tweets like “what if…. neru but ssj3…”, turning the drink into a little Super Saiyan transformation in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
Eros shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and emotional intensity, often reacting loudly and impulsively to situations, like when they say “im bombing texas. I. CANT. BUY. SHIT.” and “i think we need to bring back waterboarding for these people”. Their willingness to dream big and throw themselves into high-stakes goals—such as “if there is one thing i accomplish in this life it better be playing sweeney todd on a professional stage” and stressing over the cast list in “i have never been so stressed out over a cast list i want sweeney so badly… this is my shot please for the love of god”—reflects a classic Gryffindor drive for dramatic achievement. They also show a protective, heart-on-sleeve concern for others, e.g. “i hate seeing him get upset and sad and i literally cant do anything about it i just wanna make him happy so badly its killing me :(” and “god what do i do i wanna keep him happy but nothing is working what am i doing wrong”. Their outspoken stance on wanting friends who aren’t bigoted—“need more friends who are silly and goofy and arent people who are probably racist, homophobic, transphobic, and ableist”—shows they’re willing to draw firm moral lines. While there’s creativity and humor (artist, theatre, Vocaloid/UTAU fandom), the overriding impression is of someone fiery, dramatic, and values-driven, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor rather than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff or the strategic calculation of Slytherin.

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A song that suits them well is Me!Me!Me! by TeddyLoid feat. daoko, because it blends high-energy electronic chaos with anime/otaku aesthetics and emotional intensity, just like their timeline. They’re deeply into Vocaloid/UTAU and internet culture, calling themselves an artist and a “retweet warrior,” and tweeting things like “i need to become active on vocaloidtwt again” and “the utau of legend (this took me way too long PLEASE KILL ME)”, which fits the hyper-stylized, fandom-heavy vibe of the song. Their humor is loud and dramatic — “tl boring as hell some funny shit gotta happen soon” and “play video games that make you want to break your skill open” — matching the over-the-top intensity of Me!Me!Me!. At the same time, there’s a sensitive, emotional side under the chaos, like when they say “i hate seeing him get upset and sad and i literally cant do anything about it i just wanna make him happy so badly its killing me :(”, which fits the song’s underlying themes of obsession, vulnerability, and emotional overload hidden beneath flashy visuals. Their love of bright, silly aesthetics and colorful fits — “the silly colorful fits are and have been my specialty” — also mirrors the intensely colorful, maximalist style of Me!Me!Me!.

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