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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: politically engaged, analytical, and a little terminally online about their interests. Like Lisa, they’re very outspoken about social justice and structural issues, e.g. calling out white feminism in “white 'feminists' and their refusal to engage with intersectionality will get us all killed” and critiquing respectability politics in “you have GOT to get over respectability politics 😭😭😭…”. They show reflective, principled views on punishment and rehabilitation, as in “I really don't like the vibe of people being permacancelled… Like atp just kill everyone in jail 🤷 since you don't think ppl can become better as people”, which fits Lisa’s moral-philosophical streak. At the same time, they’re nerdy and high-achieving in niche domains (NYT crosswords in “I solved the New York Times Daily Crossword in 38:13!” and esports analysis in “The underfunding of this esports is crazy”), mirroring Lisa’s gifted-kid energy. Their self-awareness about autism in “yeah so i guess i have autism huh” and the mix of sincere care with dry, sometimes dark humor (e.g. “Should I try onetricking mei this szn I mean i've got nothing left to live for anyway”) also matches Lisa’s combination of vulnerability, wit, and intensity about the things she cares about.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: they stream, duo with friends, and clearly enjoy being in the middle of social/online dynamics, e.g. hyping their own streams and tournaments like “YVES X UNDERSCORE OUT NOW (tank era) im live link in desc” and joking about being a niche microcelebrity in “Egoboost of being a niche microcelebrity on owtwt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> throwing oomfs game”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they often jump from concrete events to broader concepts like intersectionality and cancel culture, as in “white 'feminists' and their refusal to engage with intersectionality will get us all killed” and “I really don't like the vibe of people being permacancelled… Like atp just kill everyone in jail 🤷 since you don't think ppl can become better as people”. They are clearly Feeling‑oriented: their arguments center on harm, fairness, and marginalized people more than impersonal logic, for instance critiquing doxxing in “ik their whole schtik is being a controversial dickhead for likes but i think doxxing someone over something thats legit nobodys business is maybe MAYBE crossing the line” and calling out mixed‑age NSFW audiences in “Big accounts that have mixed aged audiences with no 18+/MDNI signifier posting nsfw”. Their lifestyle looks strongly Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they joke about impulsive gaming and lack of strict self‑control or planning (e.g. “Ok no PC until the new year 😅” immediately undercut by many later gaming posts, or “Im not allowed 🚫 to play overwatch until I get medicated. Dont ask me to play… im choosing peace ok ? 🤗” but still obsessing over OW). Taken together—social, expressive, systems‑and‑meaning‑oriented, values‑driven, and spontaneous—the profile fits ENFP best.

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Overwatch tank enjoyer, part-time coder, full-time loudmouth. Once did 4 gravs in 4 minutes and still complains about the meta in two languages.– @asbo_ow

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This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged, mirroring their chaotic queue energy and esports grind—see the proud tank arc in “In my tank era ngl” and the unhinged OW devotion in “Meta better change with midseason patch or else im playing crusader kings 3 for the next 5 years”. The overproof rum and espresso shot capture their late-night, slightly feral gamer/streamer vibe, like “THE FOURSTACK OF DOOM (LIVE ON TWITCH)” and “Overwatch posting cyphers (one of my all time fave things ever) but im hopped up on sedatives so idrc about that rn 💔💔”. Yuzu soju nods to their ENG/한 bilingual identity and Korea life references in “I don't think I've ever been to karaoke in Korea and not sund Bang Bang Bang LMFAOO”. The black sesame-honey syrup reflects a mix of softness and bite, like their blend of political sharpness in “white 'feminists' and their refusal to engage with intersectionality will get us all killed” and their willingness to be vulnerable about diagnosis and mental health in “yeah so i guess i have autism huh”. Cold brew green tea keeps it caffeinated yet grounded, suiting someone who solves NYT crosswords in “I solved the Saturday 1/3/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 38:13!” and spends off-time vibe-coding cursed games like “Vibe coding a dark evil twisted version of cooking mama also called cooking mama but you cook heroin and crack and meth instead. With mama”. Finally, the charcoal salt and chili rim brings drama and a little danger, matching their sharp tongue in posts like “Is Vietnam fucking stupid” and their gleeful affection for messy, camp aesthetics in “Its camp i kind of dont care”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a very cerebral, analytical orientation that fits Ravenclaw. They openly enjoy puzzles and intellectual challenges, as seen in “I solved the Saturday 1/3/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 38:13!”, and they treat complex problems like mysteries to decode, e.g. “Trying to solve the pitt like a murder mystery show except the mystery is medical diagnoses”. They also love meta‑discussion and critique of systems and discourse, using nuanced political and social analysis in posts like “white 'feminists' and their refusal to engage with intersectionality will get us all killed” and “I love the mentality of caring about overwatch so much you'd co opt language used to talk about sexual abuse to criticise smurfing LIKE LOL”. There is a strong thread of self‑reflection and identity analysis, such as “yeah so i guess i have autism huh” and joking about personality typing in “it thinks im a bisexual nonbinary”, which suggests a mind that likes to categorize and understand. Even their gaming enthusiasm often takes a theory/optimization angle, e.g. “Meta better change with midseason patch or else im playing crusader kings 3 for the next 5 years”, pointing to someone who enjoys deep systems and strategy over pure bravado or sentiment. While they care about justice (a Hufflepuff/Gryffindor trait), the dominant throughline is curiosity, wit, and analysis, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A chaotic, self-aware song like bad idea right? suits them because they clearly thrive on messy fun and impulsive decisions, from joking about locking into heroes like Mei with “Should I try onetricking mei this szn I mean i've got nothing left to live for anyway” to playing Overwatch on no sleep and sedatives with “Overwatch posting cyphers (one of my all time fave things ever) but im hopped up on sedatives so idrc about that rn 💔💔”. The song’s blend of self-deprecation and swagger mirrors how they joke about their life and body, like “Got fat so i had to buy new pants lost weight now the pants dont fit (falling tf off) but i cant into my old pants either ggez” and “day 2 of trying not to hate my haircut”. They lean into problematic, guilty-pleasure vibes with a wink, such as “Its camp i kind of dont care” and “Vibe coding a dark evil twisted version of cooking mama also called cooking mama but you cook heroin and crack and meth instead.”. There’s also that parasocial, messy-online-life angle in tweets like “Egoboost of being a niche microcelebrity on owtwt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> throwing oomfs game”, which fits the song’s drama-soaked, extremely terminally-online energy. Overall, the track’s combination of humor, bad decisions, and self-awareness lines up with their mix of political takes, queer identity, and chaotic gaming/streaming life.

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