Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated, absurd scenarios for jokes, like the pearly gates and fanfiction bit in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God God: Hey girl so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read two seperate johndave fat fetish fanfictions Me: Ok Listen 🤦♀️”.
- Self-aware: Openly critiques their own interests and identity, e.g. complaining about their classpect in “i HATE my classpect i HATE THAT TOOLY PAGE OUTFIT and THE COLOUR IS BORING (space) pages amirite ↓”.
- Playful: Leans into silly, casual phrasing and dramatic reactions like “ARE YOU SERIOUS” and “dude okay”.
- Engaged: Regularly interacts with friends and quoted tweets, tagging @maidsofheir to react and discuss shared fandom drama in posts like “Ok. Listen up @maidsofheir . I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense.”.
- Creative: Shows personal projects and aesthetic experimentation, such as “i made a strawpage” and “my new image”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-critical: Uses strong negative language toward ships and content, e.g. “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL” and “im sorry not sorry johndave is so so incredibly mid and boring”.
- Judgmental: Publicly calls out friends in a severe tone, as in “Ok. Listen up @maidsofheir . I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense.”.
- Negative-leaning: Focuses on dislike and frustration in multiple posts, e.g. “i HATE my classpect i HATE THAT TOOLY PAGE OUTFIT” and repeated complaints about johndave in “im trying to like johndave so bad i can’t dude it’s genuine slop”.
- Confrontational: Expresses grievances in a direct, combative way, like “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL” and calling out behavior in “STOP YOU USED TO SHIT ON HER SO BAD BECLAWS YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS UGLY IM SICK OF YOU”.
- Fandom-fixated: Timeline is heavily dominated by Homestuck ships and classpects, from multiple johndave/bropa posts like “why she got all that johndave”, which may limit broader range of topics.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because this user mixes sharp critical takes with niche, slightly obsessive interests, much like Lisa does with her causes and fandoms. They openly rant about things they dislike, e.g. calling Johndave “genuine slop” in “im trying to like johndave so bad i can’t dude it’s genuine slop” and declaring “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to passionately denounce whatever offends her sensibilities. At the same time, they engage thoughtfully with fandom/meta, like critiquing their own Homestuck classpect in “i HATE my classpect i HATE THAT TOOLY PAGE OUTFIT and THE COLOUR IS BORING (space)” and defending boundaries in “Ok. Listen up @maidsofheir . I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense…”, which recalls Lisa’s moral and analytical streak. Their bio and interests (Homestuck, poly ships, manga like in “reading frieren”) show a somewhat nerdy, introspective, and specific aesthetic, again very Lisa-coded. Even the self-aware, slightly dramatic humor in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God… Me: Ok Listen 🤦♀️” matches Lisa’s blend of self-critique and wit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their tweets center on niche fandom interests, gaming, and reading (Tomodachi Life, Frieren), and their location/bio humor ("sleeping in the refrigerator") suggests a self-contained, online-focused life rather than IRL social events. Their humor and identity are strongly abstract and fandom/meta-oriented, pointing to Intuition over Sensing: they talk about "derse page of space" and classpects, and riff on oddly specific scenarios like the pearly gates and Johndave fat-fic morality, e.g. “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God God: Hey girl so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read two seperate johndave fat fetish fanfictions Me: Ok Listen 🤦♀️”. Their reactions are value-laden and emotionally charged, showing Feeling: they say “im sorry not sorry johndave is so so incredibly mid and boring” and “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL”, and call out a friend’s behavior on a moral/emotional basis: “I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense… Having a thought doesn't mean you're a bad person, but come on???”. Their timeline feels spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they jump from complaining about their classpect “i HATE my classpect i HATE THAT TOOLY PAGE OUTFIT and THE COLOUR IS BORING (space)” to random visual jokes like “dude okay” and “why she got all that johndave” without any clear plan or structure. Overall, the mix of introspective fandom identity, abstract classpect talk, strong value judgments, and loose, in-the-moment posting fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Page of Space who hates their classpect outfit… if you ever want to reroll into Page of My DMs, I promise the color palette is anything but boring.
- You’re ‘sleeping in the refrigerator,’ huh? Because every time you tweet about Tomodachi Life or Frieren, I get brain freeze from how cool you are.
- If God’s one rule is ‘no reading two separate johndave fat fetish fics,’ then I volunteer as your spiritual advisor—strictly here to guide you toward healthier ships and maybe a date.
- You keep calling johndave mid and slop, but I’m confident we could be the one pairing on your TL you’d never subtweet in disgust.
- You made a strawpage on 2026-01-08—mind making a new one titled ‘Reasons I’d Go Out With You,’ so I can help you fill it with more content than your timeline has johndave slander?
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Homestuck analyst, frieren enjoyer, and reluctant Johndave critic. Once read two cursed fics in a row and is still waiting at the pearly gates.– @ascarosepion
Your signature cocktail
Refrigerated Derse Fizz
The Refrigerated Derse Fizz starts with white rum dyed midnight purple with butterfly pea flower, a nod to their "derse page of space" vibe and the moody Homestuck brainrot in posts like “im trying to like johndave so bad i can’t dude it’s genuine slop”. Sweet-tart lychee juice captures the deceptively cute, chatty energy of stuff like “i got tomodachi life”, softening the edge without making it boring. Dry tonic water keeps things sharp and just a little bitter, matching their blunt takes in “im sorry not sorry johndave is so so incredibly mid and boring” and “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL”. A light absinthe mist adds weird, slightly unhinged energy, like walking into heaven and immediately confessing in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God … Ok Listen 🤦♀️”. Finally, a black cherry pop rocks rim represents their chaotic mutuals dynamic with @maidsofheir in tweets like “Ok. Listen up @maidsofheir . I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense.” and their overall noisy, sparkling timeline even while “sleeping in the refrigerator.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a bold, confrontational streak that fits Gryffindor’s tendency to loudly stand up for what they think is right, even in petty fandom contexts. For example, they call out a friend publicly with mock-serious moral outrage in “Ok. Listen up @maidsofheir . I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense.”, which reads like someone playing the crusading hero. The way they aggressively dismiss ships they dislike, as in “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL” and “im sorry not sorry johndave is so so incredibly mid and boring”, shows impulsive, outspoken conviction rather than diplomatic restraint. Even their exaggerated self-defense at the ‘pearly gates’ in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God… Ok Listen 🤦♀️” has the dramatic flair and shamelessness common in Gryffindors. Overall, their personality reads as loud, performatively principled, and unafraid of conflict, which aligns more with Gryffindor than the subtler tactics of Slytherin or the gentleness of Hufflepuff.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The chaotic, irreverent energy of Teenagers fits them perfectly: they’re snarky, hyper-online, and loudly opinionated about fandom discourse. Their irritation with certain ships, like saying “im sorry not sorry johndave is so so incredibly mid and boring” and “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL”, matches the song’s defiant, fed‑up tone. The way they clown on themselves and others, joking about reading cursed fanfic at the pearly gates in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God… Ok Listen 🤦♀️”, has the same darkly comic edge as the lyrics. Their bio and posts, like calling themselves the “derse page of space” and yelling “i HATE my classpect i HATE THAT TOOLY PAGE OUTFIT”, suggest a mix of self-awareness and theatrical angst that MCR captures well. Overall, the song’s rebellious mood, sarcastic bite, and slightly melodramatic vibe line up neatly with their Homestuck-brainrot, poly-ship-loving, terminally-online persona.
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