
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because this user mixes sharp critical takes with niche, slightly obsessive interests, much like Lisa does with her causes and fandoms. They openly rant about things they dislike, e.g. calling Johndave “genuine slop” in “im trying to like johndave so bad i can’t dude it’s genuine slop” and declaring “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to passionately denounce whatever offends her sensibilities. At the same time, they engage thoughtfully with fandom/meta, like critiquing their own Homestuck classpect in “i HATE my classpect i HATE THAT TOOLY PAGE OUTFIT and THE COLOUR IS BORING (space)” and defending boundaries in “Ok. Listen up @maidsofheir . I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense…”, which recalls Lisa’s moral and analytical streak. Their bio and interests (Homestuck, poly ships, manga like in “reading frieren”) show a somewhat nerdy, introspective, and specific aesthetic, again very Lisa-coded. Even the self-aware, slightly dramatic humor in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God… Me: Ok Listen 🤦♀️” matches Lisa’s blend of self-critique and wit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: their tweets center on niche fandom interests, gaming, and reading (Tomodachi Life, Frieren), and their location/bio humor ("sleeping in the refrigerator") suggests a self-contained, online-focused life rather than IRL social events. Their humor and identity are strongly abstract and fandom/meta-oriented, pointing to Intuition over Sensing: they talk about "derse page of space" and classpects, and riff on oddly specific scenarios like the pearly gates and Johndave fat-fic morality, e.g. “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God God: Hey girl so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read two seperate johndave fat fetish fanfictions Me: Ok Listen 🤦♀️”. Their reactions are value-laden and emotionally charged, showing Feeling: they say “im sorry not sorry johndave is so so incredibly mid and boring” and “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL”, and call out a friend’s behavior on a moral/emotional basis: “I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense… Having a thought doesn't mean you're a bad person, but come on???”. Their timeline feels spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they jump from complaining about their classpect “i HATE my classpect i HATE THAT TOOLY PAGE OUTFIT and THE COLOUR IS BORING (space)” to random visual jokes like “dude okay” and “why she got all that johndave” without any clear plan or structure. Overall, the mix of introspective fandom identity, abstract classpect talk, strong value judgments, and loose, in-the-moment posting fits INFP best.

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Homestuck analyst, frieren enjoyer, and reluctant Johndave critic. Once read two cursed fics in a row and is still waiting at the pearly gates.– @ascarosepion

Your signature cocktail
The Refrigerated Derse Fizz starts with white rum dyed midnight purple with butterfly pea flower, a nod to their "derse page of space" vibe and the moody Homestuck brainrot in posts like “im trying to like johndave so bad i can’t dude it’s genuine slop”. Sweet-tart lychee juice captures the deceptively cute, chatty energy of stuff like “i got tomodachi life”, softening the edge without making it boring. Dry tonic water keeps things sharp and just a little bitter, matching their blunt takes in “im sorry not sorry johndave is so so incredibly mid and boring” and “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL”. A light absinthe mist adds weird, slightly unhinged energy, like walking into heaven and immediately confessing in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God … Ok Listen 🤦♀️”. Finally, a black cherry pop rocks rim represents their chaotic mutuals dynamic with @maidsofheir in tweets like “Ok. Listen up @maidsofheir . I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense.” and their overall noisy, sparkling timeline even while “sleeping in the refrigerator.”

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a bold, confrontational streak that fits Gryffindor’s tendency to loudly stand up for what they think is right, even in petty fandom contexts. For example, they call out a friend publicly with mock-serious moral outrage in “Ok. Listen up @maidsofheir . I'm tired of this degenerate nonsense.”, which reads like someone playing the crusading hero. The way they aggressively dismiss ships they dislike, as in “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL” and “im sorry not sorry johndave is so so incredibly mid and boring”, shows impulsive, outspoken conviction rather than diplomatic restraint. Even their exaggerated self-defense at the ‘pearly gates’ in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God… Ok Listen 🤦♀️” has the dramatic flair and shamelessness common in Gryffindors. Overall, their personality reads as loud, performatively principled, and unafraid of conflict, which aligns more with Gryffindor than the subtler tactics of Slytherin or the gentleness of Hufflepuff.

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The chaotic, irreverent energy of Teenagers fits them perfectly: they’re snarky, hyper-online, and loudly opinionated about fandom discourse. Their irritation with certain ships, like saying “im sorry not sorry johndave is so so incredibly mid and boring” and “BROPA SUCKS ASS GET IT OFF MY TL”, matches the song’s defiant, fed‑up tone. The way they clown on themselves and others, joking about reading cursed fanfic at the pearly gates in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God… Ok Listen 🤦♀️”, has the same darkly comic edge as the lyrics. Their bio and posts, like calling themselves the “derse page of space” and yelling “i HATE my classpect i HATE THAT TOOLY PAGE OUTFIT”, suggest a mix of self-awareness and theatrical angst that MCR captures well. Overall, the song’s rebellious mood, sarcastic bite, and slightly melodramatic vibe line up neatly with their Homestuck-brainrot, poly-ship-loving, terminally-online persona.

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