Ascendid_1
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Nelson Muntz, the bully from The Simpsons, is the perfect match for Ascendid_1. Both are known for their mischievous behavior, their love of pranks, and their tendency to get into trouble. Nelson's iconic catchphrase, 'Ha ha!', perfectly encapsulates Ascendid_1's frequent use of laughter and humor, even when discussing dark topics. Both are also known for their lack of seriousness and their tendency to live in the moment, often prioritizing immediate gratification over long-term goals.

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Gamer, stoner, dreamer. I'm here to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even think a little. Don't take life too seriously, it's just a game. Hit me up if you want to talk about video games, porn, or the meaning of life. #gamer #stoner #dreamer #lifeisagame– @Ascendid_1

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Ascendid_1's personality aligns with Slytherin's traits of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. His ambition is evident in his desire to 'kill himself in a big way' and his constant pursuit of 'good video games' and 'porn'. His cunning is displayed in his ability to manipulate situations to his advantage, like when he tricked his father into thinking he was watching Rick and Morty while actually watching porn. Finally, his resourcefulness is evident in his ability to find ways to get high, even when he's broke, as seen in his tweet about diversifying his portfolio and becoming gay. Although he may not be the most conventionally 'evil' Slytherin, his ambition and cunning make him a perfect fit for the house.

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The Killers' song 'Mr. Brightside' perfectly captures Ascendid_1's emotional rollercoaster. The song's lyrics, which describe feelings of jealousy, paranoia, and the fear of losing someone you love, resonate with Ascendid_1's own struggles with addiction, self-destruction, and the search for connection. The song's upbeat tempo and catchy melody also contrast with the song's dark lyrics, creating a sense of irony that mirrors Ascendid_1's own personality, which is both funny and disturbing.

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