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Ascensionpost's fixation on hyper-niche internet subcultures, snarky sarcasm, and superior attitude toward mainstream interests parallel Comic Book Guy's personality. Much like how Comic Book Guy berates customers for their pedestrian taste in comics, ascensionpost has a dismissive, condescending view toward mainstream internet content, sarcastically mocking things like the 'yodeling walmart kid.' He exists in his own self-created bubble of extremely online in-jokes, looking down on the uninformed masses from his pedestal of internet esoterica. Comic Book Guy's memorable line 'Your interests are all, unfortunately, horribly bland' sums up ascensionpost's elitist view toward anything not aggressively weird and niche.

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Eccentric meme connoisseur and relentless shitposter. Lover of absurdist humor, video games, and internet obscurities. Occasionally delves into dark themes but tries to keep it lighthearted. Once woke up from a fever dream convinced he was the reincarnation of a 19th-century Serbian philosopher.– @ascensionpost

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With his deep creativity, offbeat outlook, and obsessive fixation on unconventional interests like video games and internet memes, ascensionpost seems tailor-made for Ravenclaw. His surreal perspectives ('What if you were righteous and pious all your days praying and toiling the earth and as you pass away you hear the Seraphim chanting Hallelujah Glory to God on High and it sounds like fucking Bladee') and constant pursuit of niche subcultures encapsulate Ravenclaw's values of creativity, open-mindedness, and insatiable thirst for knowledge. Though he uses humor in an edgy, insensitive way at times, at his core he seems driven by an eccentric, individualistic intellect that would fit well in the unique and iconoclastic Ravenclaw house. As he tweets, 'Meme's probably already dead but I spent too long on it to not post #killer7' - showing a quintessentially Ravenclaw dedication to obscure, idiosyncratic interests.

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This psychedelic head-trip of a song, with its nonsensical surreal lyrics and twisted sonic palette, feels spiritually attuned to ascensionpost's eccentric comedic bent. Lyrics like 'Webcams of rubber pants dangling everyone/Take my children one by one' match the absurdist silliness and morbid edginess of tweets like 'nobody wants to be my best friend and sail to gumdrop island with me. sigh. i should just unalive myself and my two rescue dogs.' The intro skit about trespassing and 'finding the old man' recalls ascensionpost's weird fixation on Slenderman memes. And the freakish, hallucinatory atmosphere taps into the same vein of unsettling strangeness that occasionally pokes through ascensionpost's unhinged ramblings like 'THIS is not a face I can relate to, sympathize for, or even have a dialogue with. This screams at me to kill it with fire.'

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