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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson: emotional, affectionate, sometimes insecure, but deeply loyal to the people he loves. Like Homer obsessing over Marge, he constantly centers his partner, saying things like “Despedirme de mi princesa 👑💯 and pedir por un día más…” and “Viajes a todo el mundo (: Me llevo a Mónica mi esposa…”. He’s simple and honest about what makes him happy – “El ejercisio” and “Hacer ejercisio y jugar videojuegos y escuchar música 🎵” – just like Homer loving food, TV, and the couch. There’s also a streak of melancholy and self‑doubt, as in “La verdad no , Pero que puede pedir uno” and “pues ahorita nadie y no creo que vuelva a pasar nadie llega jamás 💔”, echoing Homer’s occasional sadness beneath the jokes. At the same time, he shows a surprisingly reflective, caring side with nature and others, as in “Que Insignificantes somos nosotros los humanos al maltratar y destuir nuestra querida madre la tierra” and “Los Humanos Sin Humildad 💪”, much like Homer’s rare but genuine moments of wisdom.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: although friendly, they mention not going out much and liking quiet, nature and cold places, e.g. describing paradise as “the places in nature and with cold” in “Los lugares en la naturaleza y con frío :3” and saying they don’t really go to parties in “Casi no salgo a fiestas 🎈 😞”. They show a Sensing (S) preference in focusing on concrete activities (exercise, cycling, athletics, specific foods, specific shows like The Walking Dead) as in “Hacer ejercisio y jugar videojuegos y escuchar música 🎵” and the detailed list of sports in “Ciclismo Atletismo”. Their decision style is clearly Feeling (F): they repeatedly talk about love, nervousness, affection, and emotional pain, for example “Que la Amo… había muerto ese se…” and “La Amo muchsisisima… Mi Pequeña hermosisisma linda”, and even define happiness as emotional connection and exercise in “El ejercisio”. They lean Judging (J) because they idealize stable, long‑term relationships and clear life plans, talking about future family and commitment as in “Tener familia con ella cuidarla cuando estuviera …” and “Una vida hermosa a su lado nos espera estar juntos …”. Overall this combination of quiet, loyal, service‑oriented affection and concrete, emotional language best fits ISFJ.

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Cyclist & runner who’d rather be in cold mountain air. Gamer, nature lover, and future iPhone owner—once had to pull the bus emergency brake by accident.– @Asessiinoo

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with silver tequila infused with chamomile, for the soft, nervous romantic who says that to show love he gets shy and shaky, “me pongo nervioso”, yet still believes in grand gestures like “Darle un beso y un abrazo grandisisisiismo”. The lime and grapefruit over crushed ice capture his love of cold, natural spaces, “Los lugares en la naturaleza y con frío :3”, and his fresh, outdoorsy side from cycling and athletics, “Ciclismo Atletismo”. A splash of cold-brew coffee nods to his late-night gamer and exerciser energy, “Hacer ejercisio y jugar videojuegos y escuchar música 🎵”, giving the cocktail a mellow but steady kick rather than a wild buzz. Agave syrup keeps it gently sweet, reflecting how he admires people who keep going despite everything, “a pesar de todo no q…”, while still hinting at the bittersweet loneliness of celebrating Christmas with “Nadie :c”. Finally, the sea-salt and chili rim represents his frustration with humans who lack humility, “Los Humanos Sin Humildad 💪”, and his environmental angst about how we treat the planet, “Que Insignificantes somos nosotros los humanos al maltratar y destuir nuestra querida madre la tierra”, adding a necessary edge to an otherwise tender, chilled drink.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in Andres’s tweets is loyalty and affection toward people and animals, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. He repeatedly centers his happiness and sense of security on caring for and being with loved ones, for example saying that what makes him sleep better is “Hablar con ella todo el dia & Saber que esta bien” and that his dream is “Tener familia con ella cuidarla cuando estuviera …”. His devotion to his partner is expressed over and over in very steady, non-dramatic terms – “La Amo muchsisisima… Mi Pequeña hermosisisma” in this declaration and “La Amo La Amo La Amo…” in another, showing a patient, enduring kind of love rather than a flashy or strategic one. He also shows a fair-minded, humble view of people, calling out cruelty as what he finds repulsive in “Los Humanos Sin Humildad 💪” and criticizing how humans mistreat the Earth in “Que Insignificantes somos nosotros los humanos al maltratar y destuir nuestra querida madre la tierra…”. His affection for his dogs as true companions in “mi camila y Perla siempre me fueron leales” reinforces that he deeply values loyalty itself. While he enjoys exercise and has some personal preferences, he doesn’t display the sharp ambition of Slytherin, the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw, or the bold, risk-taking heroics of Gryffindor; instead, his timeline reads as consistently kind, loyal, and relationship‑oriented, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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A song about resilience and growing stronger after emotional pain fits Andres very well. He hints at past heartbreak and difficulty trusting love again, saying “pues ahorita nadie y no creo que vuelva a pasar nadie llega jamás 💔” and “Amaba más bien :c”, which matches the song’s theme of recovering from hurt. At the same time, he’s deeply romantic and intense when he is in love, writing long declarations like “Te amo muchsisisisiismo mas mi amor” and dreaming of a future together. He balances that sensitivity with a love for self-improvement and discipline, saying “El ejercisio” makes him happy and that he enjoys sports like cycling and athletics. This combination of vulnerability, determination, and growth closely mirrors the emotional arc and empowering message of Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You).

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