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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: a smart, anxious, politically aware teen who mixes jokes with genuine intensity. Like Lisa, they’re openly progressive and draw firm moral lines, seen in “if youre racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, polyphobic, a zoophile, a pedo, a nazi, anything like that, fuck right off”. Their introspective, insecure side shows in “dude i never know how to respond to people without sounding weird or unfunny or smth i wasnt built to run a parody account”, echoing Lisa’s social awkwardness and self-doubt. They also balance dark humor and genuine distress, as in “someone remind me to schedule more deltarune tomorrow tweets later ive been too busy contemplating killing myself to schedule more” and “they should let me kill myself once a year to see what its like”, similar to Lisa’s occasional depressive, overwhelmed moments. Their fixation on niche interests and being “chronically online,” like the endless “deltarune tomorrow” stream of posts, parallels Lisa’s obsessive dives into causes or fandoms. Finally, their queer identity and thoughtful, critical engagement with media fit Lisa’s role as the emotionally intelligent, socially conscious heart of the show.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they talk about feeling awkward running a public parody account ("dude i never know how to respond to people without sounding weird or unfunny or smth i wasnt built to run a parody account") and repeatedly reference using priv alts for their real self and closer friends ("all my best tweets are on my priv but theyre lwk too freaky to go on this account"). They are strongly iNtuitive, obsessing over fandom concepts, theories, and hypotheticals rather than concrete daily life, e.g. extended Deltarune speculation and meta-design talk ("//dude, i just realized something about chapter rewritten. so the replacement for flashback is called immenent truth, what if that means...") and absurd what-if jokes like government-mandated skirts ("they should give out government mandated skirts to all boys and enbies"). They come off as a Feeling type: they foreground identity, queer topics, and values ("//oh yeah bio update because i forgot earlier" + DNI for bigotry) and express dark emotions very openly ("someone remind me to schedule more deltarune tomorrow tweets later ive been too busy contemplating killing myself to schedule more"; "they should let me kill myself once a year to see what its like"). Their humor and boundaries are value-driven more than logically structured, as seen in playful moral stances like cereal-before-milk DNI ("if you put cereal before milk dni") and strong ship preferences framed emotionally ("FINALLY someone agrees that its hetslop"). Finally, they lean Perceiving: despite sometimes scheduling tweets, their timeline is chaotic and reactive (e.g. sudden breaks and account repurposing: "//okay yeah i forgot to earlier so im gonna post this im gonna take a break from parodytwt for now, mainly to focus on college"; "//okay i cant be bothered to make YET ANOTHER account so im just gonna turn the half life parody acc into a priv"), and they frequently describe themselves as disorganized or overwhelmed rather than structured. Putting this together, their mix of introspection, abstract fandom focus, emotionally driven values, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle best fits INFP.

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Part-time flower king, full-time UT/DR & Terraria nerd. Once found a used condom on the way to class and decided the internet should suffer with me.– @AsgoreDr202X

Your signature cocktail
A vodka shot with chili heat captures their sudden, intense swings between shitposty confidence and dark intrusive thoughts, like when they say “someone remind me to schedule more deltarune tomorrow tweets later ive been too busy contemplating killing myself to schedule more” and “they should let me kill myself once a year to see what its like”. Blue curaçao represents the endless loop of Deltarune hype and UTDR brainrot that defines their feed, from the ritualistic “deltarune tomorrow” spam to screaming “deltarune coming out in 3 motherfucking seconds”. The cherry soda or grenadine adds a playful, queer sweetness for their horny, goofy posts like “im kbitty” and “imagine if gay people were real and you got kissed by one,,,,, mmmmmppghhhgj🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤”. Finally, a cloud of cotton candy or marshmallow foam on top mirrors the soft, silly cosplay of a flower king catboy parodist who still worries “dude i never know how to respond to people without sounding weird or unfunny or smth i wasnt built to run a parody account”, turning their chaotic online persona into something bright, sugary, and a little bit overwhelming.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very analytical, theory-brain style of thinking that leans Ravenclaw. For example, they dig into Deltarune mechanics and narrative structure in a detailed way, as in “//dude, i just realized something about chapter rewritten. so the replacement for flashback is called immenent truth, what if that means flashback swapped with the dark truth, and that means the replacement for the dark truth will be a flashback to deltarune’s roaring since we”, which is classic pattern-spotting and speculation. They also enjoy playing with oddly specific memes and number patterns such as “37905172907152757 IS THE NEXT 67 #37905172907152757NewMeme”, suggesting a delight in abstract, almost puzzle-like humor. Their frequent scheduling and meta-awareness of their own posting, like “someone remind me to schedule more deltarune tomorrow tweets later…”, shows a cerebral, self-referential approach to their online persona rather than purely impulsive behavior. While they do express strong opinions and dark humor, their most consistent through-line is obsessive engagement with ideas, theories, and intricate fandom discourse, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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Their blend of sincere emotion, dark humor, and theatrical fandom energy fits Welcome to the Black Parade almost perfectly. They joke intensely about death and suicidal ideation, like in “they should let me kill myself once a year to see what its like” and “someone remind me to schedule more deltarune tomorrow tweets later ive been too busy contemplating killing myself to schedule more”, mirroring the song’s fixation on mortality and pain but from a heightened, dramatic angle. At the same time, they present a strong sense of identity and queer pride—calling themselves “gay as fuuuuuck” in “8 things about the person behind this acc” and posts like “three gay furry boyfriends and a crush on a fourth im on a roll”—which resonates with the song’s themes of defiance and selfhood. Their obsession with Deltarune hype, constantly tweeting variations of “deltarune tomorrow”, matches the dramatic, almost apocalyptic anticipation in the track. Altogether, their mix of angst, humor, and dramatic online persona feels very in line with the spirit and emotional arc of Welcome to the Black Parade.

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