ash_asterS2
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative worldbuilder: Plans character Instagrams, chats, and bios for a detailed Destiel AU, e.g. “instagram dos personagens de spn da minha AU #destiel | uma thread bobinha pq quero me motivar a reescrever tudo dnv” and “#destiel au | onde Castiel esta cansado de sofrer por Dean e arranja um namorado idêntico ao caçador”.
- Self-aware humor: Frequently jokes about their own behavior and fandom, like “Eu nao sirvo pra fazer au de twt EU NAO SOU CRIATIVA E ICÔNICA Q SERVE CUNT A CADA FRASE” and “E humilhante eu saber mexer no ao3 mas ser um fracasso no twitter”.
- Persistent writer: Keeps returning to rewrite and reorganize the AU despite setbacks, e.g. “Criando coragem pra continuar a rescrever a au” and “Ainda bem q eu decidi fazer a au inteira antes de postar pq eu tive uma ideia e vou mudar tudo”.
- Critical thinker: Calls out toxic fandom behavior and online culture, like “I hate when someone criticizes fandom culture and a sucker appears to say 'b but they're n not all like that'” and “A cultura do kpop e tao pro ana/pro mia q assusta”.
- Politically engaged: Shows clear political stance and concern about elections, e.g. “Pois tem q juntar mesmo pra matar a direita de vez Tamo em ano de eleição galera n podemos deixar esse povo ganhar n” and criticism of the platform owner in “o dono dessa rede e um nazista”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-talk: Uses extreme language against themselves, such as “Eu sou um fracasso quando o assunto e thread inacreditável” and “Eu nao sirvo pra fazer au de twt”.
- Impulsive posting: Often posts then regrets or deletes, e.g. “Mds mal postei e ja quero apagar essa thread scrr” and “Eu apagando o post dps de ser refutado pq aceito a derrota mas não aceito a humilhação publica”.
- Catastrophic reactions: Responds to problems with extreme statements, like “Caralho meu eu vou me matar” and “Porra eu vou me matar o app so me deixa postar 20 fotos”.
- Technology frustration: Gets very stressed by tools and apps, which affects mood and output, e.g. “Porra elon musk me ajuda caralho para de travar cacete”, “Tava fazendo uma thread lindo... mas a thread INTEIRA apagou”.
- Privacy anxiety: Struggles with creating freely due to fear of their mother checking their phone, as in “É difícil fazer au tendo uma mãe que sempre fuça o seu telefone” and searching for hiding apps in “Tenho q achar um app bom que esconda os apps da au”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They combine obsessive fandom/nerd energy with bursts of sharp political and ethical awareness, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa ranting about injustices while still being a huge nerd for her interests, this user can go from detailed AU planning and self‑critique (“Eu nao sirvo pra fazer au de twt EU NAO SOU CRIATIVA E ICÔNICA Q SERVE CUNT A CADA FRASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, “Nossa quem diria que organizar e planejar a sua au direitinho iria fazer as coisas fluírem ne... quem diria...”) to serious commentary about fandom and the platform itself (“As vezes penso em falar coisa seria aqui mas sempre volto atras e apago pq lembro que o dono dessa rede e um nazista que fez uma ia que faz CSAM a rodo”). The frustration with people being shallow or parasocial echoes Lisa’s exasperation with other Springfield residents (“Nao adianta tentar ser inteligente na internet aqui e o lugar de gente burra mal caráter ignorante e preconceituosa”, “Se vc e tão insegura ao ponto de querer validação e atenção de um famoso... Amor, desista.”). Their progressive politics and desire to “kill the right wing” in elections lines up with Lisa’s leftist, activist streak (“Pois tem q juntar mesmo pra matar a direita de vez Tamo em ano de eleição galera n podemos deixar esse povo ganhar n”). And beneath the sarcasm and dramatic flair (“Caralho meu eu vou me matar”), you can see someone very emotionally invested in their creative world and values—exactly the kind of intense, idealistic, slightly overwhelmed energy Lisa has when she cares about something too much.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly live-think on the timeline, oversharing and reacting to others, e.g. joking about their own lack of filter in “Eu nao deixo nada descansar a sombra do onipotente tudo tem q ser revelado ao olhar demôniaco graças a minha boca sem juízo” and calling themselves “boca de sacola” in “Mds eu sou mt boca de sacola quero falar tudo e por isso q tudo da errado na minha vida”. Their imagination‑heavy fandom talk and AU building show clear Intuition: they spin ideas about Dean’s anonymous geek blog in “Indigo mais se algum dia o dean parar de ter todo esse estigma... ele ate fazer um blog/perfil inteiro dedicado pra isso” and conceptual jokes like Cas being a fan of CAS in “Na au o castiel vai ser fã de cigarettes after sex so pela piadoca do cas ser fã de cas”. Their judgments are value‑laden and emotional, pointing to Feeling: they rant about parasociality and insecurity in “Se vc e tão insegura ao ponto de querer validação e atenção de um famoso...” and frame fandom defenses as politically analogous to "not all men" in “I hate when someone criticizes fandom culture and a sucker appears to say 'b but they're n not all like that'...”. They show classic Perceiving traits: procrastinating on actually writing vs just planning in “escrever ideias de twts e chats no docs pra minha au / realmente fazer os twts e chats”, repeatedly changing the AU mid‑process in “Criando coragem pra mudar a au inteira” and “Ainda bem q eu decidi fazer a au inteira antes de postar pq eu tive uma ideia e vou mudar tudo”. The combination of outward, chaotic energy, emotionally charged moral stances, and highly imaginative, ever‑evolving fandom concepts fits ENFP especially well.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if Castiel in your AU gets a Nintendo Switch because you ‘project all your desires on him’, does that mean if we date you’ll have to project a healthy relationship onto me too? I’m very willing to be your canonically improved Dean Winchester.
- You losing ‘more than 100 messages between the characters’ hurt my soul, but if you ever need new chat screenshots for the AU, we can start a DM thread so chaotic Elon Musk himself wouldn’t dare let it crash.
- You said Dean would secretly have an anonymous blog reviewing albums and movies… if you were my Dean, I’d be your favorite five‑star review: great character development, impeccable taste, and zero pixelated photos.
- Your mom deleting all your AU apps but not your Docs was the most Supernatural thing I’ve ever seen: tragic, dramatic, but somehow the lore survived. If you ever need somewhere safer to store ideas, I volunteer as your living, breathing backup drive.
- You: ‘I’m a guilty ficwriter who’s not creative and iconic enough for Twitter AUs.’ Also you: designing full Instagram feeds, fake notifications, and emoji-accurate Castiel. I don’t need Led Zeppelin to tell me you’re already rockstar‑tier; I just want a front row seat.
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Your new Twitter bio
Multifandom fic gremlin upgrading to organized AU architect. Currently rebuilding a Supernatural/Destiel universe and backing up everything twice.– @ash_asterS2
Your signature cocktail
Destiel Disaster Thread
Overproof spiced rum stands in for the intense, sometimes overwhelming feelings and dramatic flair of tweets like “Caralho meu eu vou me matar” and “Porra eu vou me matar o app so me deixa postar 20 fotos”. Blue curaçao brings Supernatural’s moody, otherworldly vibe and Castiel’s angelic blue, echoing their bio obsession with “supernatural & destiel” and the AU planning chaos in “Fudeu galera vou ter q fazer o insta dos personagens”. A cherry cola reduction nods to their pop-culture snark and soda takes in “E é por isso que a pepsi é melhor”, adding sweetness under the bite. The smoked salt & lime rim reflects their sharp, salty commentary on fandom and platforms in “As vezes penso em falar coisa seria aqui mas sempre volto atras e apago pq lembro que o dono dessa rede e um nazista…” and “VSFD ELON MUSK DO CARALHO”. A dash of espresso keeps the drink wired and overcaffeinated, just like the late-night AU overthinking in “Tava escrevendo a conversa inicial da au e seila.. Parece q ta muito arrastado” and the self-drag of “Eu nao sirvo pra fazer au de twt EU NAO SOU CRIATIVA E ICÔNICA”. Overall it’s strong, chaotic, a little bitter, surprisingly sweet, and absolutely fueled by fandom drama—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Based on their tweets.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it mixes melodramatic humor, self‑deprecation, and online-culture angst in a way that mirrors their tweets. They constantly joke about wanting to die in exaggerated, dramatic ways tied to fandom and tech mishaps, like “Caralho meu eu vou me matar” and “Porra eu vou me matar o app so me deixa postar 20 fotos”, which echoes the song’s theatrical despair. Their identity as a multifandom, slightly chaotic ficwriter obsessed with Supernatural and Destiel — seen in tweets like “Obsessão atual: supernatural & destiel” and “#destiel au | onde Castiel esta cansado de sofrer por Dean” — matches the song’s themes of yearning, romanticizing pain, and being a misfit. They’re also very online and disillusioned with platforms and fandom culture, e.g. “Pensando seriamente em deletar o twt” and “Nao adianta tentar ser inteligente na internet aqui e o lugar de gente burra”, which fits the song’s critique of shallow youth culture and empty validation. Overall, Teen Idle captures their blend of irony, emotional intensity, and terminally online vibes.
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