ash_asterS2
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative worldbuilder: Plans character Instagrams, chats, and bios for a detailed Destiel AU, e.g. âinstagram dos personagens de spn da minha AU #destiel | uma thread bobinha pq quero me motivar a reescrever tudo dnvâ and â#destiel au | onde Castiel esta cansado de sofrer por Dean e arranja um namorado idĂŞntico ao caçadorâ.
- Self-aware humor: Frequently jokes about their own behavior and fandom, like âEu nao sirvo pra fazer au de twt EU NAO SOU CRIATIVA E ICĂNICA Q SERVE CUNT A CADA FRASEâ and âE humilhante eu saber mexer no ao3 mas ser um fracasso no twitterâ.
- Persistent writer: Keeps returning to rewrite and reorganize the AU despite setbacks, e.g. âCriando coragem pra continuar a rescrever a auâ and âAinda bem q eu decidi fazer a au inteira antes de postar pq eu tive uma ideia e vou mudar tudoâ.
- Critical thinker: Calls out toxic fandom behavior and online culture, like âI hate when someone criticizes fandom culture and a sucker appears to say 'b but they're n not all like that'â and âA cultura do kpop e tao pro ana/pro mia q assustaâ.
- Politically engaged: Shows clear political stance and concern about elections, e.g. âPois tem q juntar mesmo pra matar a direita de vez Tamo em ano de eleição galera n podemos deixar esse povo ganhar nâ and criticism of the platform owner in âo dono dessa rede e um nazistaâ.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-talk: Uses extreme language against themselves, such as âEu sou um fracasso quando o assunto e thread inacreditĂĄvelâ and âEu nao sirvo pra fazer au de twtâ.
- Impulsive posting: Often posts then regrets or deletes, e.g. âMds mal postei e ja quero apagar essa thread scrrâ and âEu apagando o post dps de ser refutado pq aceito a derrota mas nĂŁo aceito a humilhação publicaâ.
- Catastrophic reactions: Responds to problems with extreme statements, like âCaralho meu eu vou me matarâ and âPorra eu vou me matar o app so me deixa postar 20 fotosâ.
- Technology frustration: Gets very stressed by tools and apps, which affects mood and output, e.g. âPorra elon musk me ajuda caralho para de travar caceteâ, âTava fazendo uma thread lindo... mas a thread INTEIRA apagouâ.
- Privacy anxiety: Struggles with creating freely due to fear of their mother checking their phone, as in âĂ difĂcil fazer au tendo uma mĂŁe que sempre fuça o seu telefoneâ and searching for hiding apps in âTenho q achar um app bom que esconda os apps da auâ.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They combine obsessive fandom/nerd energy with bursts of sharp political and ethical awareness, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa ranting about injustices while still being a huge nerd for her interests, this user can go from detailed AU planning and selfâcritique (âEu nao sirvo pra fazer au de twt EU NAO SOU CRIATIVA E ICĂNICA Q SERVE CUNT A CADA FRASEđđđđđđđâ, âNossa quem diria que organizar e planejar a sua au direitinho iria fazer as coisas fluĂrem ne... quem diria...â) to serious commentary about fandom and the platform itself (âAs vezes penso em falar coisa seria aqui mas sempre volto atras e apago pq lembro que o dono dessa rede e um nazista que fez uma ia que faz CSAM a rodoâ). The frustration with people being shallow or parasocial echoes Lisaâs exasperation with other Springfield residents (âNao adianta tentar ser inteligente na internet aqui e o lugar de gente burra mal carĂĄter ignorante e preconceituosaâ, âSe vc e tĂŁo insegura ao ponto de querer validação e atenção de um famoso... Amor, desista.â). Their progressive politics and desire to âkill the right wingâ in elections lines up with Lisaâs leftist, activist streak (âPois tem q juntar mesmo pra matar a direita de vez Tamo em ano de eleição galera n podemos deixar esse povo ganhar nâ). And beneath the sarcasm and dramatic flair (âCaralho meu eu vou me matarâ), you can see someone very emotionally invested in their creative world and valuesâexactly the kind of intense, idealistic, slightly overwhelmed energy Lisa has when she cares about something too much.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly live-think on the timeline, oversharing and reacting to others, e.g. joking about their own lack of filter in âEu nao deixo nada descansar a sombra do onipotente tudo tem q ser revelado ao olhar demĂ´niaco graças a minha boca sem juĂzoâ and calling themselves âboca de sacolaâ in âMds eu sou mt boca de sacola quero falar tudo e por isso q tudo da errado na minha vidaâ. Their imaginationâheavy fandom talk and AU building show clear Intuition: they spin ideas about Deanâs anonymous geek blog in âIndigo mais se algum dia o dean parar de ter todo esse estigma... ele ate fazer um blog/perfil inteiro dedicado pra issoâ and conceptual jokes like Cas being a fan of CAS in âNa au o castiel vai ser fĂŁ de cigarettes after sex so pela piadoca do cas ser fĂŁ de casâ. Their judgments are valueâladen and emotional, pointing to Feeling: they rant about parasociality and insecurity in âSe vc e tĂŁo insegura ao ponto de querer validação e atenção de um famoso...â and frame fandom defenses as politically analogous to "not all men" in âI hate when someone criticizes fandom culture and a sucker appears to say 'b but they're n not all like that'...â. They show classic Perceiving traits: procrastinating on actually writing vs just planning in âescrever ideias de twts e chats no docs pra minha au / realmente fazer os twts e chatsâ, repeatedly changing the AU midâprocess in âCriando coragem pra mudar a au inteiraâ and âAinda bem q eu decidi fazer a au inteira antes de postar pq eu tive uma ideia e vou mudar tudoâ. The combination of outward, chaotic energy, emotionally charged moral stances, and highly imaginative, everâevolving fandom concepts fits ENFP especially well.
Some pickup lines for you
- So⌠if Castiel in your AU gets a Nintendo Switch because you âproject all your desires on himâ, does that mean if we date youâll have to project a healthy relationship onto me too? Iâm very willing to be your canonically improved Dean Winchester.
- You losing âmore than 100 messages between the charactersâ hurt my soul, but if you ever need new chat screenshots for the AU, we can start a DM thread so chaotic Elon Musk himself wouldnât dare let it crash.
- You said Dean would secretly have an anonymous blog reviewing albums and movies⌠if you were my Dean, Iâd be your favorite fiveâstar review: great character development, impeccable taste, and zero pixelated photos.
- Your mom deleting all your AU apps but not your Docs was the most Supernatural thing Iâve ever seen: tragic, dramatic, but somehow the lore survived. If you ever need somewhere safer to store ideas, I volunteer as your living, breathing backup drive.
- You: âIâm a guilty ficwriter whoâs not creative and iconic enough for Twitter AUs.â Also you: designing full Instagram feeds, fake notifications, and emoji-accurate Castiel. I donât need Led Zeppelin to tell me youâre already rockstarâtier; I just want a front row seat.
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Multifandom fic gremlin upgrading to organized AU architect. Currently rebuilding a Supernatural/Destiel universe and backing up everything twice.â @ash_asterS2
Your signature cocktail
Destiel Disaster Thread
Overproof spiced rum stands in for the intense, sometimes overwhelming feelings and dramatic flair of tweets like âCaralho meu eu vou me matarâ and âPorra eu vou me matar o app so me deixa postar 20 fotosâ. Blue curaçao brings Supernaturalâs moody, otherworldly vibe and Castielâs angelic blue, echoing their bio obsession with âsupernatural & destielâ and the AU planning chaos in âFudeu galera vou ter q fazer o insta dos personagensâ. A cherry cola reduction nods to their pop-culture snark and soda takes in âE ĂŠ por isso que a pepsi ĂŠ melhorâ, adding sweetness under the bite. The smoked salt & lime rim reflects their sharp, salty commentary on fandom and platforms in âAs vezes penso em falar coisa seria aqui mas sempre volto atras e apago pq lembro que o dono dessa rede e um nazistaâŚâ and âVSFD ELON MUSK DO CARALHOâ. A dash of espresso keeps the drink wired and overcaffeinated, just like the late-night AU overthinking in âTava escrevendo a conversa inicial da au e seila.. Parece q ta muito arrastadoâ and the self-drag of âEu nao sirvo pra fazer au de twt EU NAO SOU CRIATIVA E ICĂNICAâ. Overall itâs strong, chaotic, a little bitter, surprisingly sweet, and absolutely fueled by fandom dramaâjust like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Based on their tweets.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A wellâknown song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it mixes melodramatic humor, selfâdeprecation, and online-culture angst in a way that mirrors their tweets. They constantly joke about wanting to die in exaggerated, dramatic ways tied to fandom and tech mishaps, like âCaralho meu eu vou me matarâ and âPorra eu vou me matar o app so me deixa postar 20 fotosâ, which echoes the songâs theatrical despair. Their identity as a multifandom, slightly chaotic ficwriter obsessed with Supernatural and Destiel â seen in tweets like âObsessĂŁo atual: supernatural & destielâ and â#destiel au | onde Castiel esta cansado de sofrer por Deanâ â matches the songâs themes of yearning, romanticizing pain, and being a misfit. Theyâre also very online and disillusioned with platforms and fandom culture, e.g. âPensando seriamente em deletar o twtâ and âNao adianta tentar ser inteligente na internet aqui e o lugar de gente burraâ, which fits the songâs critique of shallow youth culture and empty validation. Overall, Teen Idle captures their blend of irony, emotional intensity, and terminally online vibes.
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