Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows strong concern for victims of abuse and exploitation, calling out trivialization of the Epstein files in tweets like “people who 'make jokes' to 'cope' with the Epstein files are walking jokes.”
- Principled: Holds firm moral stances, e.g. condemning grooming in “you're 25 and have been grooming this kid since they were 10, you need serious help” and criticizing Australia Day in “anyone who celebrates Australia day is a stupid cunt”
- Creative: Frequently creates and discusses art, AUs, and self‑ship content, such as “later, trust me !! more bite & bullet (ash lynx selfship) fanart coming up 😋” and asking if people would pay for their art in “would anyone pay for my art .. 😓”
- Community‑oriented: Actively engages with fandom communities, promotes intros and servers, e.g. “𓂃৬ৎ⠀#promotwt #intro ⠀⠀⠀𐂯⠀⠀ash⠀⠀!!” and “quoting to push interest, i promise you it's really fun 😭😭 just keep in mind that the server is +16!!”
- Self‑aware: Open about mental health and insecurities with humor and reflection, as in “I'm like ash lynx if he was made of sugar and spice and everything nice, sprinkled with a side of chronic mental illness” and “taking my thoughts off priv i need someone to care about my absence, i can't stand being lonely”
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Uses very aggressive language toward others, for example “anyone who celebrates Australia day is a stupid cunt” and “stupid cunts on tiktok treat the Epstein files as moral superiority”
- Emotional volatility: Mood shifts quickly between excitement and despair, e.g. joyful fandom tweets like “HOLY SHIT, 2 of my interests combined???” contrasted with distressed posts like “i need someone to care about my absence, i can't stand being lonely”
- Negativity: Frequently frames topics through what they hate—heated rivalry fans, tiktok fandom, AI, etc.—as in “banana fish fans are so boring” and “it's so bad, i hope amazon prime dies”
- Validation‑seeking: Openly craves attention and external approval, shown by posts like “if this flops im gonna cry” and “i need someone to care about my absence, i can't stand being lonely”
- Online overexposure: Shares intense personal feelings and conflicts on main, such as “idec im putting this on main bro” and venting about work and mental health publicly in tweets like “i hate my job (not really) so I'm going draw ash working in retail as therapy”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: principled, political, and emotionally intense, while still being very online and fandom-focused. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about injustice and exploitation, calling out people who treat the Epstein files as clout, e.g. “stupid cunts on tiktok treat the Epstein files as moral superiority… women and children suffered and ppl on tiktok act like this, be so fucking for real.” and “people who 'make jokes' to 'cope' with the Epstein files are walking jokes. i don't want to hear shit from you if you weren't sex trafficked or sexually exploited.”. They show a strong moral compass around colonialism and politics, as in “anyone who celebrates Australia day is a stupid cunt” and their criticism of AI dubbing and exploitation in media, which mirrors Lisa’s activism and ethical rigidity. At the same time, they have a tender, lonely, and sensitive side, admitting “i need someone to care about my absence, i can't stand being lonely”, much like Lisa’s recurring struggle with feeling isolated. Their intense fandom brain (Banana Fish, Detroit: Become Human, self-shipping) and nerdy enthusiasm, such as “dear detroit become human fixation, please don't overtake my banana fish interest....”, also fit Lisa’s passionate, obsessive interest patterns more than any other Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) rather than Extrovert: they talk about loneliness and wanting someone to notice their absence ("taking my thoughts off priv i need someone to care about my absence, i can't stand being lonely"), and rely heavily on online mutuals and fandom spaces instead of describing big social events ("i love my twitter mutuals, i want to kiss everyones foreheads"). Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N): they constantly connect media to larger themes—e.g., insisting that Banana Fish is about real-world child trafficking and not just a sad BL ("banana fish did not predict the Epstein files, banana fish did not create the concept of child sex trafficking rings, banana fish is a depiction of what HAS BEEN going on"), and building imaginative AUs like zom!Ash with worldbuilding detail ("in my zom!ash au, his hair would realistically be an extremely dirty and unkept shag"). Their values-driven, emotionally charged language points to Feeling (F) over Thinking: they call out moral issues around exploitation and trafficking with strong emotional framing ("people who 'make jokes' to 'cope' with the Epstein files are walking jokes. i don't want to hear shit from you if you weren't sex trafficked or sexually exploited"), and they care deeply about how media is respected, not just about its technical quality ("breaks my heart when banana fish is reduced to 'a sad bl!! noooo don't watch it, it's too sad!'" ). They seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous—jumping between art commissions, fixations, and rants ("would anyone pay for my art .. 😓", "detroit become human is added to my fixations list .. now how can i make it about banana fish")—and they openly admit being overtaken by new interests rather than sticking to a structured plan ("dear detroit become human fixation, please don't overtake my banana fish interest.... IAUGHAHAUH"). Altogether, the combination of introspective loneliness, strong moral compass, heavy idealization of fictional characters/self-ships, and spontaneous, fandom-centered creativity best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re like Ash Lynx if he was made of sugar and spice with chronic mental illness—does that mean if I self‑ship with you, I get the best parts of Banana Fish without the trauma arc?
- You’re over there projecting your period cramps onto Ash and plotting zombie!Ash AUs, and I’m just wondering when you’ll start writing the AU where we survive together and your ‘dirty, unkept shag’ is just bedhead from staying over.
- You fell for the Connor propaganda and added him to your list—how do I apply to be ranked somewhere between ‘deviant Nick’ and ‘my beautiful wife Ash’ in your roster of blorbo priorities?
- You said you need someone to care about your absence because you can’t stand being lonely; I can’t promise to fix everything, but I can promise your notifs will never have to wonder where I went.
- You hate that people reduce Banana Fish to ‘just a sad BL,’ but if we watched it together, I’d be the one ugly‑crying while you infodump lore and show off your collection—and honestly, that sounds like the perfect date.
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Your new Twitter bio
Ash • he/him • 19 • illustrator + Banana Fish & DBH enthusiast. Once cried over an AI dub and turned it into a 3-hour art session.– @AsherLynxz
Your signature cocktail
Ash Lynx Devotea
A smoky mezcal shot captures their sharp, unfiltered bite and willingness to call out abuse and exploitation, like when they say “people who 'make jokes' to 'cope' with the Epstein files are walking jokes” and “you're 25 and have been grooming this kid since they were 10, you need serious help”. Blackberry liqueur adds dark sweetness for their soft, devoted selfship and fandom side, reflected in “later, trust me !! more bite & bullet (ash lynx selfship) fanart coming up 😋” and “my beautiful wife ash..”. A splash of espresso stands in for their late-night fixation energy, live-tweeting and hyperfocus in “live tweeting my dbh experience currently on chapter: public enemy” and “detroit become human is added to my fixations list .. now how can i make it about banana fish”. Grapefruit tonic brings a bitter-citrus edge, echoing their frustration with fandom and AI, like “watching my favourite anime get an english dub, only for it to be ai slop generated by amazon prime is absolutely devastating” and “banana fish fans are so boring”. Finally, edible gold shimmer swirls through the drink to represent their longing for connection and a bit of glam, shining through lines like “i need someone to care about my absence, i can't stand being lonely” and the tender affection in “i love my twitter mutuals, i want to kiss everyones foreheads 😓🩷”. This cocktail is strong but nuanced: bitter on the first sip, sweet and warm once you stay a while—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Asher consistently shows a Gryffindor-like tendency to confront injustice head-on and in very direct language. They call out people joking about the Epstein files with zero hesitation, saying “people who 'make jokes' to 'cope' with the Epstein files are walking jokes. i don't want to hear shit from you if you weren't sex trafficked or sexually exploited”, and criticize TikTok users who treat the case as moral clout in “women and children suffered and ppl on tiktok act like this, be so fucking for real”. They’re also outspoken about colonial politics, bluntly stating “anyone who celebrates Australia day is a stupid cunt”, which shows a willingness to take unpopular, confrontational stances for what they think is right. Even in fandom discourse, they charge in rather than avoid conflict, e.g. “banana fish fans are so boring they would hate the multitude of completely legal in the fandom” and “i will forever spread my ash lynx hates ai propoganda and i stand by my point”. This pattern of moral indignation, bold language, and jumping into arguments aligns most strongly with Gryffindor’s courage and confrontational idealism, more than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff, the detached analysis of Ravenclaw, or the strategic self-advancement of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
A dramatic, emo-leaning song with theatrical flair fits Asher’s mix of dark humor, self-aware angst, and fandom intensity. They describe themself as “like ash lynx if he was made of sugar and spice and everything nice, sprinkled with a side of chronic mental illness” “I'm like ash lynx if he was made of sugar and spice and everything nice, sprinkled with a side of chronic mental illness”, which resonates with the song’s balance of bitterness and playfulness. Their fixation on Banana Fish and emo-fying media—“never let an emo touch media because he will emo ify it” “pushing my ptv x ash lynx bullshit again, never let an emo touch media because he will emo ify it”—matches the melodramatic storytelling vibe of the track. The song’s themes of messy relationships and moral hypocrisy also align with their blunt disdain for people who trivialize abuse or exploitation, as seen in their reactions to Epstein file discourse “people who 'make jokes' to 'cope' with the Epstein files are walking jokes”. And their nostalgic, scene-adjacent energy—gushing over fixations like Detroit: Become Human and Banana Fish “dear detroit become human fixation, please don't overtake my banana fish interest.... IAUGHAHAUH”—fits perfectly with a mid-2000s alt classic that thrives on obsessive passion and theatrical angst.
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