Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Passion: Ashisbees expresses deep dedication to hobbyist crafts, from “styling wigs” to her “A2 cosplay”.
- Boundaries Advocate: She actively protects her personal safety by “warning followers” against sending inappropriate messages regarding her body.
- Appreciative Nature: She finds joy in small things, such as when “people address me as fully ashisbees” or finding “cute pokemon cards”.
- Resilient Authenticity: Despite dealing with “catfish accounts”, she continues to post for the “love of the game”.
- Professional Endurance: Even when a “party of 15” arrives right before closing, she fulfills her work duties despite her frustrations.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Procrastination: She admits to avoiding chores, stating she needs to “clean my room but don’t feel like it”.
- Workplace Dissatisfaction: She vocalizes intense dislike for her current employment, even “looking at Indeed” while in the breakroom.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: Ashisbees stays up until “2am” despite having early shifts, leading to waking up “5 minutes before” work.
- Financial Stress: She describes herself as “so broke”, suggesting a struggle with managing her personal finances.
- Unhealthy Habits: She encourages others to “smoke many cigarettes” and eat fruit rollups to find happiness.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Ashisbees matches Bart Simpson through their shared rebellious streak, casual attitude toward work, and deep love for pop culture. Like Bart’s frequent pranks and disdain for authority, the user openly complains about the grind of their service job, noting how they “hate my job so much hopped on indeed in yhe breakroom” and find themselves “so broke im excited to go to work they got me fucked upp”. Their hobbies align with Bart’s collector spirit, whether it's showing off a “new figure” or being “really into pokemon cards lately”. Finally, their impulsive and playful nature is captured in tweets where they admit they “lay in bed with my boyfriend and sometimes bite him”, echoing Bart’s chaotic but ultimately spirited energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Ashisbeess exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary hobbies like gaming and collecting, noting that “being too active on twitter will make u want to kill uself”. Their Sensing (S) trait is clear in their focus on aesthetic, tangible items, such as when they describe “gasping when i open a pokemon pack... then i put it in a sleeve”. The Feeling (F) dimension shows in their emotionally-driven reactions to daily life, like how a “random memory photo... will ruin my day”. Finally, they align with Perceiving (P) due to a spontaneous and somewhat disorganized lifestyle, admitted when they “deadass woke up 5 minutes before my shift” or choose to “play on the computer” instead of styling wigs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Pokémon pack? Because even if you think you’re worth nothing, I’d still gasp at the pull and put you in a sleeve to keep you safe.
- Forget Indeed, you should come work for me—the pay is terrible, but I promise a much better tip than $10 on a $150 ticket.
- I promise I’m way better than a random phone memory: I’ll never ruin your day, and I'm definitely worth the 2 AM sleep deprivation.
- I’m no Dovahkiin, but for the world’s biggest Skyrim fan, I’d gladly take an arrow to the knee just to stay by your side.
- You don't need to style a wig to impress me; you could be in a messy room eating fruit roll-ups and I'd still think you're the best cosplay of my favorite person.
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Your new Twitter bio
Cosplayer and collector of cute Pokémon cards & figures. When I'm not styling wigs or gaming, I’m probably surviving another hectic shift in the service industry.– @ashisbeess
Your signature cocktail
The High-Stakes Server’s Stamina
This drink captures Ash’s life as the “world’s biggest skyrim fan” with a smoky Mezcal base, paired with sweet honey to match her “mew” energy. The bitter grapefruit reflects her service industry burnout, specifically when a “party of 15 pulled up in the last hour before close” or when she gets “barley a 10$ tip on a 150$+ ticket”. Despite the stress, the edible glitter honors her love for dressing up and her “pretty dress”, while the apple juice keeps it youthful for the 19-year-old cosplayer. It’s a high-energy, experimental blend for someone who might “deadass woke up 5 minutes before my shift” but still stays “locked in”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Despite her frustrations with the service industry, ashisbeess demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of hard work and loyalty. She pushes through exhaustion, noting “its 2am and i have work in the morning”, and stays late to handle a “party of 15 pulled up in the last hour before close”. Her appreciation for the simple things, like finding a card that is “actually its a lame ass card thats really cute then i put it in a sleeve”, reflects the Hufflepuff trait of finding joy in the modest and unpretentious. Furthermore, her protective and fair nature is evident when she warns followers that “you are allowed to hold babies but only if their momma say yes first☝🏻”, emphasizing respect and boundaries.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
This song perfectly captures the duality of Ash’s life, oscillating between the glamour of being a popular cosplayer and the exhausting reality of working a service job where she feels unappreciated. She frequently vents about the disconnect between her online persona and her shifts, noting how she goes home to “play dress up” after dealing with customers who “straight play in my face.” The song’s theme of being 'too much' for some while finding solace in oneself resonates with her struggles, such as when she expresses that “being too active on twitter will make u want to kill uself,” yet she continues for the “love of the game.” Ultimately, Liability reflects the vulnerability she shows when admitting she “hate(s) my job so much” while trying to maintain her creative spark.
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