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The user constantly voices deep self‑hatred and suicidal thoughts, e.g., "I'm the most miserable troon You Will ever know and i hope You can laugh at My suicide some day" and "Yeah I'm killing myself," which mirrors Moe's reputation as Springfield's most miserable bartender who often laments his life and even contemplates ending it. Their bitter, angry tone is evident in tweets like "I'm starting to genuinely hate all of you" and "Why I'm so sad," reflecting Moe's frequent complaints about his bar, his loneliness, and his low self‑esteem. Like Moe, who is depicted as a disillusioned, self‑destructive figure stuck in a cycle of despair, the user expresses a hopeless acceptance of their situation: "I already accepted a long time ago that i Will never be a woman, and at this point i'm just waiting to get worse and rot." This combination of chronic depression, self‑destructive rhetoric, and a consistently negative worldview aligns closely with Moe Szyslak's character.

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Introversion: The user frequently reflects on inner turmoil, e.g., "I'm a dysphoric autogynephilic male and this is my account" and "I want someone to hug me while I'm crying in their shoulders". Intuition: Their language is dominated by abstract concepts about gender and identity, such as "2 genders, transgender and c1sgender, 2 sexes, woman and men… is not that difficult" and "Being trans is a genetic grief". Feeling: Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like "I hate Tenderqueers" and "I genuinely think that no one actually enjoys being a man". Perceiving: The posting pattern is spontaneous and unstructured, with bursts like "I'm starting to genuinely hate all of you" and "Why I'm so sad", showing a preference for flexibility over planning.

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Latinx trans man, mental health advocate, gamer & artist. Collects obscure game soundtracks & writes poetry from the abyss. Bilingual (ES/EN).– @ashisintheabyss

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The Abyssal Troon Elixir mirrors Ash's dark, bitter self‑perception and yearning for an escape, using black vodka and activated charcoal to give the drink a void‑like blackness reminiscent of the abyss in their handle. A splash of blood orange juice adds a sour, bleeding edge that reflects the tweet "#imAFuckingPieceOfShitTroonAndINeedToDie" and the constant feeling of being "the most miserable troon". Grapefruit bitters and a dash of absinthe give a bitter, unsettling finish that echoes their self‑hating line "I'm a dysphoric autogynephilic male" and the horror‑filled vibe of Silent Hill references. The drink’s layers of darkness, sourness, and bitter aftertaste capture the chaotic mix of self‑loathing, meme culture, and occasional flickers of ironic humor found in tweets like "Deltarune is spiritually troon, good".

Your Hogwarts House
Although @ashisintheabyss often expresses deep despair, the dominant tone of their tweets is a ruthless self‑directed aggression and a fierce desire to assert a particular identity, traits that align with Slytherin’s ambition and cunning. The user declares "I'm AGP and I fucking hate it" and repeatedly attacks others (e.g., "I hate Tenderqueers", "Fuck you"), showing a willingness to confront and dominate rather than seek harmony. Their self‑preservation is evident in lines like "#imAFuckingPieceOfShitTroonAndINeedToDie" and "I'm the most miserable troon you will ever know", reflecting a dark, self‑focused determination typical of Slytherin. This combination of relentless self‑assertion, defiant hostility, and a drive to define themselves on their own terms points to Slytherin as the best fit.

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The song 'Hurt' captures the deep self‑destruction and hopelessness expressed in their timeline, such as the tweet 'I'm the most miserable troon You Will ever know and i hope You can laugh at My suicide some day' and 'I already accepted a long time ago that i Will never be a woman, and at this point i'm just waiting to get worse and rot'. Its opening line 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel' mirrors the repeated mentions of self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, like 'I want someone to hug me while I'm crying in their shoulders and they just tell me that I'm enough for them'. The refrain 'What have I become?' echoes their constant questioning of identity and despair, as seen in 'Sometimes i ask myself if it's just a phase and I'm not actually trans ...', while the bleak, stripped‑down instrumentation reflects the isolation described in 'How i feel everyday' and 'Why I'm so sad'.

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