Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and conflicts, e.g. “im nevrr being honest about my feelings everfucking ahain i told him he wont understand it but when i finally did he quickly saod 'thats becauseyyou dont cate'”.
- Supportive partner: Buys games and sacrifices things for boyfriend, e.g. “i did something very risky (bought boyfriend few games)” and “today i sacrificed pink kai razors for bayonetta and the witcher saga on steam (only because husband wanted me to recover)”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses dark/ironic humor about own struggles, e.g. “2025 eve plans: cut self read umineko i dont know what else” and “my birthday is soon and i need to loxk in”.
- Fandom passion: Shows strong enthusiasm for media/games, e.g. “i deadass started playong the game just for label she is so cute and relatable” and “IM CRYINF IN ONE 10 PULL?... I LOEV SHIZUKU”.
- Social growth: Recognizes progress in social life, e.g. “I MADE A FRIEND IN SXHOOL?????” and “and befriended her sister #nolongerasocialreject”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive ideation: Frequent references to suicide and harming self, e.g. “suicide in 12 minutes not so happy birthday to me” and “i will not forget this day nezt time something like that will happen and i might rtry to strike the artery this time🩷”.
- Self-harm fixation: Detailed focus on cutting and tools, e.g. “thank god my kai razors will arrive today,fuck you adam go kill yourself”, “i bougjht the pink kai razors♡ i will no longer have to deal with the safety♡”, and “I CAN SLIT”.
- Relationship insecurity: Often assumes partner hates or will leave them, e.g. “im so tired life is stupid... anyway i think he hates me”, “HHE HATES ME HR HATES ME HE HATES ME WHY IS HE LYING THAR HES BUSY”, and “im this fucking close to breakup with him and reveal tjat im agender”.
- Body-image obsession: Links worth and relationship to weight, e.g. “i actually need to get into some kind of retarded mindset to get back on ftrack because i want to be skinny for him”, “WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO SPEEDRIN TO BMI 17 ATLEAST UNTUL MY BRITHDAY HELP”, and “im so scared ill go for 3 days fast because what if ill gain weight and he will fond me ugly and fat”.
- Aggressive communication: Uses hostile language toward self and others, e.g. “nobody will care snywya just kill yourslf”, “wszysxy jestesxie zjebani i sie zabijcie japierdole”, and “we should start hanging ai supporters by their balls and cut them off and sell rheir balls for ram”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s hyper-introspective, depressed, and constantly overthinking relationships and her own worth, much like this user. The tweets swing between dark self-harm ideation and suicidal thoughts, like “nobody will care snywya just kill yourslf” and “suicide in 12 minutes not so happy birthday to me”, which parallels Lisa’s canon struggles with feeling unseen and hopeless, just taken to a much more extreme, shtwt-coded level. They’re also very online, media-focused, and nerdy about niche games/visual novels, e.g. “i deadass started playong the game just for label she is so cute and relatable oh i love jer so nuch probsbly one of my highest kins” and “im eating a hot dog from żabka and reading umineko hell yeah peak new years eve awaiting”, which echoes Lisa’s obsessive interests (jazz, books, causes). Their frustration with people and moral disgust at others’ behavior, like “the amount of people in the commmrnts defending that guy is terrifying... people are just outing themselves for being rapists” and “i fucking hate posers and larpers,its not that hard to consume the media jesus”, fits Lisa’s judgmental, ethically-charged side. Finally, the sense of being too self-aware, hating themselves, yet still chasing connection (e.g. relationship anxiety in “im so scared ill go for 3 days fast because what if ill gain weight and he will fond me ugly and fat”) feels like a highly-online, more unstable version of Lisa’s mix of sensitivity, intellect, and emotional volatility.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they repeatedly talk about solitary media (Umineko, Higurashi, games) and very internal experiences rather than social events, e.g. planning New Year’s as “cut self read umineko i dont know what else”, and treat even school socializing as a big, rare event in “I MADE A FRIEND IN SXHOOL?????”. Their focus on inner meanings, identity, and projections onto fiction points to Intuition (N): they invest heavily in characters and kinning like “i deadass started playong the game just for label she is so cute and relatable… probably one of my highest kins”, and dramatize emotional states in abstract, exaggerated ways rather than concrete problem‑solving. They are clearly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are driven by hurt, validation, and relational tension rather than detached logic, as in “im nevrr being honest about my feelings everfucking ahain… go fuck yoursself fuck you fuck you” and their intense worry about being loved and found attractive in “im so scared ill go for 3 days fast because what if ill gain weight and he will fond me ugly and fat”. Their life appears impulsive and emotionally reactive rather than structured or planned, suggesting Perceiving (P): they talk about "locking in" but don’t show real follow‑through, e.g. “i need to lock in” contrasted with many chaotic, spur‑of‑the‑moment choices like self‑harm urges and spontaneous gaming/gacha pulls such as “IM CRYINF IN ONE 10 PULL? ITS MY 4TH 4 STAR TODAY”. Overall, the intense inner emotional world, identity struggle (including “im this fucking close to breakup with him and reveal tjat im agender”), reliance on fiction/kin to articulate feelings, and lack of consistent structure fit best with INFP rather than a more externally oriented or highly organized type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You started Umineko on New Year’s Eve with a Żabka hot dog and self-destruct plans—if I show up with volume 2 and better snacks, can we rewrite that night into a weird little date instead?
- You said you only started the game for Label because she’s cute and relatable… bold of you to assume I’m not trying to pull you the same way your kins pulled you in.
- You sacrificed pink Kai razors for Bayonetta and The Witcher because your husband wanted you to recover—if I tell you I’d rather have you unscarred and ranting about Triss/Shani yuri, is that enough to earn a spot in your top 4 kins IRL?
- You locked in for birthday BMI speedrun and top 1000 rankings, but honestly the most impressive grind is you surviving a boyfriend whose first text is just “mwah” every morning—can I apply to be the upgrade patch with actual conversation?
- You joke about cutting on New Year’s, infection from wool in the wound, and ‘one more seen and y’all will have to stitch me back’—counter-offer: I don’t want to see you slit, I want to see you in Sims with me, where the only damage we take is from setting the kitchen on fire.
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Wiktor | he/they • Media/games enjoyer (Umineko, Witcher, rhythm gacha) • Occasionally overinvested in my Sims relationships and Steam library.– @asmokcals
Your signature cocktail
Top 1 Junkorexic Oatmartini
The Top 1 Junkorexic Oatmartini is a jittery, glittery, slightly unhinged vodka espresso with oat milk foam, nodding to their bio flex as “top 1 junkorexic oat” and the manic gaming grinds in posts like “i need to lock in”. Ruby grapefruit juice adds a sharp bitterness for the volatile relationship drama and emotional whiplash of “IM GOING TO VOMMIT WHY IS HE LYING” and “HHE HATES ME HR HATES ME HE HATES ME”. Blackcurrant liqueur brings a dark, sweet undertone that matches their softer moments of obsession and fandom joy, like “i deadass started playong the game just for label she is so cute and relatable” and the gleeful gacha wins in “IM CRYINF IN ONE 10 PULL?”. A dash of saline solution represents the tears and self-destructive edge threading through posts like “I CAN SLIT” and “one more 'seen' and yall will have to stitch me back”, making the drink emotionally heavy despite its playful surface. Finally, edible glitter and a razor-thin lemon peel capture their shtwt aesthetic and dramatic flair, echoing the performative self-sabotage of “thank god my kai razors will arrive today” and the chaotic freedom scream of “FRREEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMM”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The most consistent through-line in their tweets is intense self‑preservation mixed with a sharp, often ruthless edge, which fits Slytherin. They repeatedly talk about manipulating their own behavior and body to achieve goals or maintain relationships, e.g. “i actually need to get into some kind of retarded mindset to get back on ftrack because i want to be skinny for him” and “IM GOING TO VOMMIT WHY IS HE LYING”, showing obsession with control, image, and outcome. There’s also a streak of calculated cruelty or vengefulness, like “oskar zostanie ukamieniowany ceglami i na sam koniec spalony w piecu.” and “we should start hanging ai supporters by their balls and cut them off and sell rheir balls for ram”, which reflects Slytherin’s capacity for aggression when they feel wronged. Even their relationship dynamics are framed in terms of power and risk: “we both will either fix eachother or we both will make eachother 69 times worse” and “i did something very risky (bought boyfriend few games) (im scared he will breka up with me after ngl)” show a strategic, almost transactional view of emotional investment. While there are flashes of vulnerability and humor, the dominant pattern is ambitious self-shaping, bitterness, and a willingness to use cutting language, all of which align more with Slytherin than the other houses.
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Your song
Teen Idle - Marina (and the Diamonds)
A well-known song that best suits them is Teen Idle by Marina, because it captures self-destructive ideation, body image issues, and that mix of irony and genuine despair that runs through their posts. They openly tie their worth to being thin for their boyfriend, writing things like “i actually need to get into some kind of retarded mindset to get back on ftrack because i want to be skinny for him” and “WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO SPEEDRIN TO BMI 17 ATLEAST UNTUL MY BRITHDAY HELP”, which echoes the song’s obsession with appearance and perfection. Their constant suicidal ideation and self-harm references, such as “suicide in 12 minutes not so happy birthday to me” and “i will not forget this day nezt time something like that will happen and i might rtry to strike the artery this time🩷”, align with the song’s fixation on death, wasted youth, and wanting to feel something. The way they mix dark humor and self-loathing, like “next year ill be worse” and “2025 eve plans: cut self read umineko i dont know what else”, fits Marina’s melodramatic, theatrical tone. Even their chaotic relationship posts, such as “im this fucking close to breakup with him and reveal tjat im agender im so done”, mirror the song’s themes of identity confusion, romantic disillusionment, and feeling fundamentally out of place while still being hyper-aware and self-referential.
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