aspdfyozai
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Posts fan‑headcanons (#BSD HEADCANNONS) and uses threaded threads to share original content.
- Engaging: Invites followers to interact, shares Discord link, asks for frqs, and calls followers “OOMFIES.”
- Expressive: Uses emoticons and raw emotional language, openly sharing feelings such as wanting to be hurt.
- Supportive: Compliments others’ art and posts, e.g., “sweetest oomf, i love seeing their posts.”
- Passionate: Consistently references Dazai, DDLC, BSD, showing deep involvement in multiple fandoms.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm: Explicitly wishes for someone to hurt them and links love to self‑injury.
- Emotional volatility: Fluctuates between happiness about relapse and physical discomfort, indicating unstable moods.
- Validation seeking: Needs external affirmation tied to self‑harm, e.g., wanting others to love their cuts.
- Impulsivity: Admits to relapse and engages in risky coping without apparent planning.
- Oversharing: Publicly discloses personal distress and self‑harm thoughts, blurring privacy boundaries.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user's explicit yearning for external pain ("i wish someone would hurt me. i dont think hurting myself is enough. i need someone to do it for me.") mirrors Homer's occasional depressive moments and his reliance on alcohol to numb feelings. They also brag about a relapse in a matter‑of‑fact way ("i had relapsed last night and im actually pretty happy about it but now my thighs hurt everytime they rub against my shorts"), which is reminiscent of Homer's binge‑drinking episodes. Their dark comedic claim of being evil ("im evil 😈") aligns with Homer's self‑deprecating humor. The need for validation through extreme expressions ("i think ill only feel loved if someone tells me that they love my cuts tbh") parallels Homer's constant search for love and approval through food, drink, and attention. Finally, the repetitive posting of fandom threads ("➛⠀#BSD⠀HEADCANONS,⠀ADA EDITION") reflects Homer's obsessive focus on a single interest, such as his love for donuts or TV, highlighting a similar pattern of fixation.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introverted: Their tweets focus on inner feelings and personal struggles, such as 'i wish someone would hurt me. i dont think hurting myself is enough. i need someone to do it for me.' and 'i think ill only feel loved if someone tells me that they love my cuts tbh.' which show an inward focus. Intuitive: They often discuss abstract concepts and imaginative visions, e.g., 'wait no i see the vision ....shibusawa sigma fyodor dazai ....' and the recurring '#BSD HEADCANONS, ADA EDITION — a 🧵 for #bsdtwt' thread. Feeling: The user’s language is driven by emotion and personal values, evident in 'sweetest oomf, i love seeing their posts' and 'i love the ring tbh.' Perceiving: Their posting style is spontaneous and flexible, with impulsive statements like 'i had relapsed last night and im actually pretty happy about it' and the repeated, unstructured headcanon threads. These patterns align with the INFP personality, which is introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey December, if we were in the world of #BSD, I’d be Dazai writing a headcanon where we share a soulbond—because I can’t resist a mysterious girl who lives in a shipping container.
- Are you a DDLC glitch? Every time I see your big brown eyes, my heart does a Monika-style reboot and tries to write a love scene just for us.
- I may look like an evil 😈, but I promise I’ll only steal your ring if it means I get to keep it on the finger that’ll be holding yours.
- Your ‘colour is for the weak’ vibe is so cool, but I’d love to wrap you up like the sweetest bunny, sharing hot chocolate under a blanket while we plot world-domination together.
- If you ever need a FYOVET, I’m your OOMF—ready to DM you my Discord frqs and co-author the ultimate Ada-edition headcanon where we’re the protagonists of our own story.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Fandom writer & headcanon curator (DDLC, Bungo Stray Dogs). I turned a shipping container into a cozy reading nook. Fueled by coffee & art. #selfcare– @aspdfyozai
Your signature cocktail
Dazai's Dark Rabbit
The Dazai's Dark Rabbit cocktail blends smoky mezcal with dark black cherry liqueur, echoing the user's yearning for a painful, intense experience: 'i wish someone would hurt me... i need someone to do it for me.' A swirl of vanilla syrup and a velvety splash of heavy cream bring out the softer side that adores 'the ABSOLUTE SWEETEST absolute bunny' and greets the world with 'GOOD MORNING OOMFIES ‹333 i actually have time today, heyyy!!!'. A few drops of absinthe add a mischievous, 'im evil 😈' twist, reflecting the darker, headcanon‑loving vibe of the #BSD ADA edition threads. A hint of blood orange zest mirrors the 'yuri is so hot yeah pls be scarily into my own blood' line, adding a bright, almost painful sting to the drink. Together, the cocktail captures the contrast between the user's edgy, self‑harm flirtation and their tender, anime‑infused affection, making it a perfect embodiment of their December‑time, Dazai‑obsessed soul.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows a strong drive to outshine others, as seen in “MOVE OVER FYODOR, its MY turn go back to cerys,” which reflects Slytherin’s ambition and desire for personal supremacy. Their disdain for conformity appears in the tweet “colour is for the weak,” echoing the house’s tendency to view conventional norms as inferior. They also embrace a self‑styled “evil” persona (“im evil 😈”), a classic Slytherin trait of reveling in cunning and self‑assertion. While occasional supportive posts appear, the dominant pattern of competitive, self‑promoting language aligns best with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (covered by Johnny Cash)
The song 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash) captures the user's blend of self‑destructive longing and yearning for emotional validation. Their tweet 'i wish someone would hurt me. i dont think hurting myself is enough. i need someone to do it for me.' directly mirrors the lyric 'I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel.' The line 'i think ill only feel loved if someone tells me that they love my cuts tbh' echoes the song’s themes of pain as a source of truth and connection. Their self‑identification as 'im evil 😈' and references to relapsing and physical discomfort ('my thighs hurt everytime they rub against my shorts') further align with the melancholy and introspection of 'Hurt.' The track’s somber tone also fits the user's aesthetic of dark, gothic and '#BSD HEADCANONS, ADA EDITION' vibe, making it a fitting anthem.
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