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Your Simpsons character
The user’s profile reads like a troubled, attention‑seeking teen who constantly seeks validation, repeats self‑promotional posts, and oscillates between craving food and wanting to starve themselves. This mirrors Bart Simpson’s rebellious, self‑centered personality and his habit of demanding attention, as shown by tweets like "me me me !!! my brandnew intro !!! #... (a thread 🧵 !!!)" and "i hate when i talk about my interests and everyone jusy does quiet". The user’s school‑related anxiety ("school starts in 7 minutes.. i just left the house… i’m so dead…") and frequent profanity also echo Bart’s typical school‑yard angst and brash speech. Additionally, the love for biscuits and fast‑food references ("got my biscuits lifes good", "my dad just told me hes bringing mcdonalds home.. i’m gonna throw up") align with Bart’s love for snacks and impulsive reactions. Overall, the combination of teenage rebellion, attention‑seeking behavior, and emotional volatility best fits Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently addresses the audience, e.g., "follow my super awesome oomfie guys" and "guys please", showing an extraverted need for external interaction. They focus on immediate, sensory details such as "coughing and choking so bad yet not throwing up gives me a headache" and "i want biscuits", indicating a concrete Sensing style. Their statements are driven by strong emotions, evident in "this fucking sucks i hate living… i have to live in this fat fat body forever" and "i saw myself naked… i need to die actually", reflecting a Feeling preference. Their posting pattern is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive updates like "im so bored" and "im gonna try throw up now but ill be super brave", demonstrating a Perceiving approach. These traits together align best with the ESFP personality type.

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14‑year‑old content creator, meme lover & biscuit enthusiast. Once turned a biscuit into a crown. Learning German & Chinese. #SHTWT #EDTWT– @aspetamedust

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The Apple Biscuits Blitz captures the chaotic energy of @sliced__apples, mixing bright apple vodka with fizzy ginger beer to echo their constant excitement like in "GAGSGAGAGGAGAGA YAYAYAYAYYY AAH IM SO HAPPYYYYY". A splash of lime adds a sour edge reflecting their moments of self‑doubt and pain, as seen in "i cant do it? all im doing is drooling over my fucking fingers". The sweet biscuit garnish and a hint of vanilla nod to their obsession with biscuits, quoted in "i want biscuits.." and "got my biscuits lifes good". The drink’s bittersweet finish, courtesy of a dash of herbal liqueur, mirrors their struggle with body image and dark thoughts, echoed in "i saw myself naked for the first time in a year... i need to die actually". Overall, the cocktail is a vibrant, slightly chaotic, yet comforting mix that feels like a burst of color on a gloomy day, just like their tweets about "OMG im not doomed i made it with 2 minutes".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes self‑promotion and a desire to be recognized as "super cool", for example "me me me !!! my brandnew intro !!! #moothunt #promotwt #shtwt #shedtwt #edtwt" and "i’m 14 AND I’M ALSO SUPER COOL I SWEAR…". They actively seek attention and status, urging others to "follow my super awesome oomfie guys" and posting multiple promotional threads. This focus on personal ambition, gaining influence, and achieving notoriety aligns with Slytherin’s core traits of ambition and resourcefulness. While the tweets also reveal vulnerability, the dominant drive for recognition points most strongly to Slytherin.

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The song "Hurt" captures the intense self‑destructive pain and numbness expressed by @sliced__apples. In tweets they write, "coughing and choking so bad yet not throwing up gives me a headache + the tears alongside all that makes me so fucking tired," and "i hate living i cant do it all… i have to live in this fat fat body forever fuck my life," echoing the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." Their repeated pleas like "i want to starve myself for so long i end up in hospital" and "i saw myself naked for the first time in a year… i need to die actually" mirror the song’s raw confession of self‑harm and emptiness. Even the manic outburst "GAGSGAGAGGAGAGA YAYAYAYAYYY AAH IM SO HAPPYYYYY KILLING MYSELF POSTPONEDDDD" reflects the conflicted urge to both feel alive and self‑destruct, which is central to the song’s haunting chorus. The overall tone of hopelessness, body dysmorphia, and yearning for relief makes "Hurt" the best match.

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