Asphodeluz
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The user's constant anxiety, procrastination, and being the target of bullying matches Milhouse's insecure, nerdy personality. For example, they tweet 'I hate doing homework so much Oh my god' and 'I keep forgetting how big Chance is', reflecting the school‑age struggles Milhouse often faces. Their obsession with fandoms and games, such as 'I need more people to draw Chance as a beautiful fat man...' and 'I hate Chance so much I don't know how I got to milestone IV with him', is reminiscent of Milhouse's love for video games and comics. The frequent mentions of being bullied ('Why is Elliot always getting targetted', 'oomf keeps bullying me fml') line up with Milhouse being the perpetual butt of jokes at school. Their self‑deprecating humor and occasional dramatic outbursts ('I need to be shot', 'I feel sick, I'm never watching brokeback mountain ever again') echo Milhouse's tendency to overreact and feel insecure.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user often reflects on personal feelings, e.g., 'I hate doing homework so much Oh my god' and 'I keep forgetting how big Chance is', suggesting introversion. Their imagination and focus on abstract ideas such as 'The chance multiverse (and guest)' and the dream of a 'limited edition Chance skin' indicate intuition. They prioritize emotions over logic, as shown by 'I love too many men (& Chance)' and the statement about getting attached to artists' characters, reflecting feeling. Their tendency to procrastinate and embrace spontaneity, evident in 'I should finish my Carrd, I keep remaking it but I never actually finish it' and 'I should do my homework but I think it's too late to start now... I could do it at 1am though', points to perceiving. These traits together align with an INFP personality type.

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16‑yr‑old gamer, art fan & creator. He/him. I once spent 2 AM hunting a Chance plushie. Obsessed with moles, memes & midnight gaming. 🎮✨– @Asphodeluz

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The cocktail's chocolate liqueur captures the tweet 'I love moles I think they are so cute', reflecting their affection for cute critters. The spicy chili-infused tequila mirrors the excitement of 'freakbruary' and their love for the weird, as they say 'I love too many men (& Chance) I had to use one of those choice wheels'. The bright strawberry puree adds a sweet Valentine’s vibe, echoing 'Happy Valentine's' and their desire for love. The tart lime juice represents the frustration they feel when they say 'I hate doing homework so much' and 'What the hell is geogebra'. Finally, a smoky mezcal adds the mysterious, foggy feel of 'Forsaken' and the line 'The fog got oomf', giving the drink a layered, chaotic multiverse feel. This blend captures the whimsical, chaotic, and heartfelt nature of @Asphodeluz.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows ambition and a desire for personal gain, such as saying "I'm about to reach level 100 with Chance oh my days" and "I swear to God if I don't get that Chance plushie". They also display a willingness to take risks for reward, evident in the shout "NEVER STOP GAMBLING!!!!!!". Their focus on influencing others, like "I need more people to draw Chance as a beautiful fat man instead of making him a twink," reflects the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and manipulation. Overall, these patterns of ambition, cunning, and self‑interest align most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user repeatedly labels themselves a 'freak' and expresses deep self‑criticism, as seen in tweets like 'Call me a Freak all you want, but I always try to not make really weird comments…' and the alarming 'I need to be shot'. Their constant anxiety about schoolwork ('I hate doing homework so much Oh my god') and feeling out of place ('I keep forgetting how big Chance is') mirror the song’s refrain, 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?'. The lyric 'I don't belong here' captures the sense of alienation that runs through many of their posts, including the frustration with grades and social interactions. Overall, Radiohead’s 'Creep' encapsulates the mixture of self‑doubt, outsider status, and emotional turmoil that defines their timeline.

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