Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on identity and feelings, e.g. questioning gender in “how does me tell if me transgender” and “Very seriously considered being transfem”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares mental health struggles directly, like “I fucking hate being mentally ill” and “Going through a pretty bad period in my life rn, am getting better though”.
- Supportive: Celebrates others’ successes and shows care, e.g. “Congratulations to Martyn”, praising players and teams like “Happy for the girls”.
- Socially-conscious: Engages critically with politics and injustice, such as condemning Israel’s actions in “Netanyahu is a war criminal, and Israel is a horrid state” and calling out racism discourse in “Not everyone is racist ffs”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for football and games, e.g. detailed match reactions like “How have we not scored more?” and excitement over Silksong in “SILKSONG SILKSONG”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults and swearing, e.g. “THATS A FUCKING DISGRACE”, “Cash is shit”, and calling people “idiot” in “this person is an idiot”.
- Pessimistic: Leans into negative outlooks, such as “It’s so over” and frequent frustrated reactions like “Fuck off man”.
- Impulsive-posting: Posts strong reactions in the moment, especially about football and politics, e.g. “Starmers genuinly shit inne” and quick rage at VAR in “Var is a fucking joke man”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about themselves in a downbeat way, like describing being mentally ill in “I fucking hate being mentally ill” and posting about a “pretty bad period” in “Going through a pretty bad period in my life rn”.
- Confrontational: Engages arguments with strong wording, e.g. “Any person using the racist Liverpool fan to score a point is a disgrace” and “People saying that FC is boring rn are fucking whining idiots”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re introspective, politically aware, and often self-questioning in a way that strongly resembles Lisa. Like Lisa’s early grappling with identity and morality, they openly wrestle with gender and queerness, calling themself a “potential egg” in their bio and asking “how does me tell if me transgender”, later adding that they’ve “very seriously considered being transfem”. They show a moral and political conscience, sharply criticizing Netanyahu and shifting from pro-Israel to pro-Palestine in “Netanyahu is a war criminal, and Israel is a horrid state”, and venting about UK politics with “Starmers genuinly shit inne. Just want a competent PM for once.” That mix of activism and frustration mirrors Lisa’s constant disappointment with unjust adults and institutions. At the same time, they’re a huge nerd about games and sports, listing favorite games in “Top 9 favourite games of mine 1. Eu4 2. Hollow Knight 3. Civ 6…” and overanalyzing football matches, which fits Lisa’s brainy, obsessive side. Even their mental health honesty in “I fucking hate being mentally ill” echoes Lisa’s more melancholic episodes where she feels isolated yet still hopeful about improving things.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: although they interact online, their focus is on internal states, identity, and niche interests rather than socializing or clout; for instance, they openly discuss mental health and feeling overwhelmed in “I fucking hate being mentally ill” and hint at privacy/inner life with “It’s so over. Going through a pretty bad period in my life rn, am getting better though,” rather than posting about parties or large friend groups. They appear Intuitive: they frequently zoom out to broader meanings and implications instead of just surface facts, such as reflecting on geopolitics and changing views in “Says a lot about Israel that myself and my family, who used to lean pro Israel, no support Palestine.” and speculating about future narratives in media with “Is it just me who thinks that Past Life will be the longest of the series’s?”. Their values-first, emotionally charged style points to Feeling: they talk about being trans/questioning and support with clear emotional weight in “Very seriously considered being transfem. Still do on occasion.” and “my dad just said hed support me if i was trans yippee”, and they judge politics and football decisions in moral terms, as in “UEFA are disgusting for kicking Palace out. Hope they win the uecl, will do them some justice.”. They read as Perceiving: their life and interests are presented in a spontaneous, in-the-moment way—jumping from football to politics to gender feelings to memes (e.g. “Boobs.” right next to serious commentary) and admitting uncertainty in identity exploration with “how does me tell if me transgender” instead of projecting a fixed, organized plan. Taken together—introspective, value-driven, identity-focused, emotionally expressive, and somewhat chaotic/spontaneous—the pattern fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Silksong would join your top games once you beat it — how about we co‑op life instead: Hollow Knight in the streets, yuri manga in the sheets, and FC sessions in between?
- You’re an Aston Villa fan who rates Bizot, hates VAR, and still believes in Sunderland doing a Leicester — can I be the improbable miracle that somehow goes your way for once?
- You called yourself a ‘potential egg’ and said you’ve seriously considered being transfem; no matter what you hatch into, I’m already cheering from the stands like you just scored at Villa Park.
- You’re 14, autistic, atheist, French‑speaking, mentally ill, pro‑Palestine, and a yuri enjoyer — statistically speaking, there is a 100% chance I’d rather spend an evening listening to you rant about politics and football than anyone else on this app.
- You hate DAZN ads, Twitter’s text limit, and biased co‑commentators — so how about this: no ads, no limits, no bias, just me in your replies yelling ‘I LOVE MY CAPTAINNN’ every time you appear on my timeline.
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Football brain in Bordeaux. Part-time Silksong enjoyer, full-time overthinker. Once met a nice mango on a bus in Geneva and never recovered.– @aspid_primal
Your signature cocktail
The Yuri Offside Mango Fizz
Mango juice is the heart of this drink, a nod to their whole fruity persona and bio as “i am a mango” and posts like “Merry mangomas everyone”. A solid shot of dry gin represents the sharpened, sometimes cutting honesty in their football and political takes, like “Starmers genuinly shit inne. Just want a competent PM for once.” and “Any person using the racist Liverpool fan to score a point is a disgrace, btw.”. Pink grapefruit soda adds a sparkling, slightly tart sweetness for their chaotic but cute online energy, reflected in posts such as “Boobs.” and “Met a nice mango on the bus in Geneva today. Name’s Simon. #BeLikeSimon”. The bitter aperitif stands for their mental-health lows and heavier moments like “I fucking hate being mentally ill” and the conflicted egg/identity vibes of “Very seriously considered being transfem. Still do on occasion.” and “how does me tell if me transgender”. Finally, the lemon twist and mint garnish capture cautious optimism and support around their gender journey and family, especially “my dad just said hed support me if i was trans yippee” and the playful self-questioning in “is it bad for a man (maybe idk) to like yuri”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a strong pattern of bluntly standing up for their beliefs and calling things out, even when it’s confrontational. Politically and morally, they’re willing to condemn what they see as injustice in very direct terms, e.g. “Netanyahu is a war criminal, and Israel is a horrid state.” and “Starmers genuinly shit inne. Just want a competent PM for once.”. They also publicly take stances within football discourse even when it goes against their own interests as a fan, like “As a Villa fan i’m happy. As a football fan i’m disgusted.” and “Any person using the racist Liverpool fan to score a point is a disgrace, btw.”, which shows moral courage and a sense of fairness. There’s personal bravery and vulnerability too in exploring gender identity openly, as in “Very seriously considered being transfem. Still do on occasion.” and “my dad just said hed support me if i was trans yippee”. Their frequent impulsive, emotionally charged reactions — “Fulham robbed. Var is a fucking joke man.”, “I fucking hate being mentally ill”, “Cash is shit.” — fit Gryffindor’s hot‑blooded, speak-first-think-later temperament more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the studious detachment of Ravenclaw. Overall, the mix of moral outspokenness, willingness to confront controversy, and emotional impulsiveness aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Gender Reveal Party - Thaiboy Digital
A fitting song for them is Gender Reveal Party by Thaiboy Digital, because it captures questioning, fluidity, and a mix of vulnerability and bravado. They openly wonder about their gender and call themself a "potential egg," asking “how does me tell if me transgender” and sharing that they’ve “Very seriously considered being transfem. Still do on occasion.” The song’s themes of identity and transformation align with their relief when they say “my dad just said hed support me if i was trans yippee”, highlighting the importance of acceptance during self-discovery. At the same time, they cope with mental health struggles like “I fucking hate being mentally ill” while still joking, loving yuri, football, and memes, which fits the song’s mix of emotional depth and playful aesthetic. Overall, Gender Reveal Party suits their blend of introspection, queer vibes, and online terminally-online humor.
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