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Like Lisa, Assertive is a dedicated and highly skilled musician who balances technical mastery as a “Hardcore producer/DJ” with a deep, passionate obsession for their favorite interests. This intellectual drive is evident in their excitement for niche technology, such as when they promoted an event to “touch and try vintage DJ equipment”. Assertive also shares Lisa's tendency to become emotionally moved by art and performance, frequently tweeting things like “I cried so much” after a concert or describing a new music video as “so peak holy shit”. Ultimately, their life revolves around a disciplined pursuit of musical excellence and a sincere, almost scholarly devotion to the Umamusume franchise.

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Assertive demonstrates Extroversion (E) through a highly active social life and constant participation in large-scale events, expressing immense gratitude for “many encounters, events, and fun times” spent with others. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their creative musical bootlegs and the way they find deeper meaning in their hobbies, noting how “everything comes full circle” regarding their history with idol franchises. As a Feeling (F) type, their tweets are intensely emotive and celebratory, frequently using phrases like “I love her so much i'm so happy” and “cried so much” to describe their experiences. Finally, they lean toward Perceiving (P), showing a spontaneous and adaptable nature, such as when they “somehow managed to bring back 6 suitcases worth of stuff LMAO” or admit to a “lack of preparation” for competitions.

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Hardcore DJ & producer blending Tokyo rave culture with Uma Musume obsession. Ask how I accidentally hauled 6 suitcases of merch across the Pacific. 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇯🇵– @AssertiveF

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This cocktail is a high-energy, 'experimental' fusion of the DJ's three worlds, combining the depth of Tokyo with the kick of North America. The bold base reflects a year spent on a working holiday, which they commemorated by tweeting, “日本で過ごしたこの1年は最高でした!” before packing “6 suitcases worth of stuff LMAO”. The vibrant blue color honors their 'Tokai Teio Guy' persona and the “absolute best christmas gifts ever” they received, while the gold flakes represent the “CM A finals” victory. Finally, the sparkling sake floater captures the carbonated fizz of a peak-time hardcore set at ZEROTOKYO, ensuring every sip is “absolute peak”.

Your Hogwarts House
Assertive demonstrates the core Hufflepuff value of hard work and dedication through his tireless output as a producer, specifically noting when he “finally won CM A finals on jp umamusume😭” after significant effort. His loyalty to his community and friends is paramount, as seen when he expresses deep gratitude for his time in Japan, writing, “I'm truly grateful for the many encounters, events, and fun times!”. He consistently celebrates the success of others, enthusiastically tweeting, “omg @k_katuobushi you are a genius this is so good”, and frequently highlighting his fellow DJs' performances. This blend of modesty, kindness, and a persistent work ethic makes him a quintessential Hufflepuff.

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As a hardcore producer and DJ deeply immersed in anime and idol culture, AssertiveF's life revolves around the intersection of high-energy music and emotional fandom. Their bio identifies them as “The DJ Tokai Teio Guy”, and their feed is a constant stream of Umamusume content, such as celebrating a win by saying, “LETS GOOOOOOOO i finally won CM A finals on jp umamusume😭”. The song Giraffe Blues—a staple of the Macross franchise—perfectly captures the “emoi” (emotional/nostalgic) feelings AssertiveF describes when reflecting on their journey from Love Live to their current career, noting that “everything comes full circle”. Whether they are performing in Tokyo or saying “1月末でアメリカに帰国します🥲” after a working holiday, the song mirrors their bittersweet, passionate connection to the music and characters they love.

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