Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: They draw recurring boognish doodles and turn them into a bit, like “drawing boogs in random places day 7” and the earlier “day” posts.
- Passionate: They show intense enthusiasm for music and media, e.g. repeatedly praising Ween and Z Rock Hawaii in tweets like “Z ROCK HAWAII IS FUCKING AWESOME ACTUALLY”.
- Expressive: They openly share feelings about family, exes, crushes, and daily life, such as “the guy i like looks better than he did before like fuck im blushing from looking at him fuuck”.
- Community‑oriented: They try to connect with others and hype shared projects, as in “READ THE MAGAZINE ME AND MY FRIENDS DID ITS RADICAL COME ON DO IT” and sharing their comic link.
- Humorous: They use absurdity and self‑deprecating jokes, like “im eating paper” and getting their grandma to react to Ween in “i played pollo asado and my grandma laughed”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly‑confrontational: They address conflicts with aggressive language in public, such as “COME ON YOU BITCH YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TO ME” toward their ex.
- Public oversharing: They disclose detailed personal drama online, like describing cheating, threats, and TikTok warnings in this thread about their ex.
- Volatile: Their reactions can be intense and impulsive, e.g. “one day out of rage i just threw it on the toilet and flushed it down” about the Tavros pin.
- Self‑destructive: They post about actions that harm themselves or possessions, such as “KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL” and casually mentioning “im eating paper”.
- Family‑strained: They describe serious tension with family, including homophobia and threats to throw away their records, as in “my whole family is homofobic no way bro 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️✌️” and “he saw the ween vinyl… ‘it better not say bastard on it or im throwing it away’”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: rebellious, chaotic, and funny but ultimately sensitive. They constantly act out in small, mischievous ways, like their "drawing boogs" bit across multiple days, e.g. “drawing boogs in random places day 7” and “they erased the one from yesterday so i did a bigger one”, which feels very much like Bart’s graffiti and prank streak. Their loud, irreverent tone in their bio, “IM FUCKING RADICAL IM MOTHERFUCKING RADICAL”, and posts like “KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL” echo Bart’s anti-authority attitude. At the same time, they have a vulnerable side, talking openly about relationship drama and family issues, such as “my whole family is homofobic no way bro 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️✌️” and long threads about their ex, which fits Bart’s mix of bravado and real emotional hurt. Their pop‑culture obsessions (Ween, Tyler, the Creator, Homestuck, school magazines) and using school as a stage for their antics, like “LMFAOOOO I GOT THEM TO PLAY IF YOU COULD SAVE YOURSELF ON MY MUSIC CLASS”, also mirror Bart’s tendency to turn every environment into a personal playground.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reach out for interaction and visibility, e.g. posting their Discord because they “need friends” in “this is my discord if someone wants it i need friends”, openly addressing their ex and friend group drama in “LMFAOOOOO MY EX SAW MY TWEETS ABOUT HER…”, and trying to influence their music class playlist in “LMFAOOOOO I GOT THEM TO PLAY IF YOU COULD SAVE YOURSELF ON MY MUSIC CLASS”. Their interests and expression are highly intuitive and idea-driven: they obsess over bands and concepts (Ween, Z Rock Hawaii, Homestuck) and spin playful hypotheticals like “DUDE IMAGINE PURE GUAVA 2” and making custom mixes like “the brown side but my version or somethin someone asked for it so here it is”, focusing more on meanings and aesthetics than concrete practicality. They are strongly Feeling-oriented: their tweets are emotionally raw and value-heavy, from calling out homophobia in “my whole family is homofobic no way bro 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️✌️” to detailed emotional processing of their breakup in “ima tell yall that my ex had a friend that basically cheated on me with…” and “i dumped her cause she was mad and just told me that i was watching porn…”. Their style is very Perceiving: impulsive, spontaneous, and unstructured—jumping from drawing “boogs” everywhere in “drawing boogs in random places day 2”, to eating paper in “im eating paper”, to staying up instead of planning sleep in “i want to sleep but i just started to listen to z rock hawaii for the first time and now i want to finish it”. Taken together—outward, socially expressive energy; imaginative fandom and humor; emotionally charged, value-based reactions; and loose, go-with-the-flow behavior—ENFP fits their online persona best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if you can convince your music class to play Transdermal Celebration and Birthday Boy, think you could help me orchestrate a date playlist where track 1 is us, and the encore is Pure Guava on repeat?
- You’re out here drawing Boogs in random places every day—wanna upgrade and draw one on a pork roll egg and cheese we split together, or is that too powerful of a Jersey–Mexico crossover event?
- You fell asleep to The OF Tape Vol. 2, listen to Ween 2024 times, and made your school magazine cover into a Ween shrine—if musical obsession was a love language, I’d be fluent enough to ask you out.
- You got your grandma laughing at Pollo Asado and your whole school listening to Ween; I’m just saying, if you can convert a Mexican classroom and a grandma’s car, converting me into your partner in crime should be easy mode.
- You changed your name so your dad wouldn’t find your TikTok, survived a bitchass ex, and still yell VALLEEEEEJOOOO with your whole chest—if that isn’t main character energy, I don’t know what is, but I’d like a supporting role as your date.
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Your new Twitter bio
Ween, comics & Boognish on school IDs. Once got my grandma to laugh at Pollo Asado. From chocolate town, scrobbling too much and drawing even more.– @assmilk182
Your signature cocktail
Pure Guava Gerber Punch
This drink starts with guava nectar for their lifelong guava lore and baby-to-adult obsession, inspired by “they feed me guava gerber to me as a baby and when i have a child im feeding him guava gerber” and their joy at “I FINALLY GOT PURE GUAVA OOOOHHHHH IM SO FUCKING HAPPY GODDAMINT I LOVE PURE GUAVA”. Silver tequila makes it loud, messy, and very Mexican, reflecting their chaotic, radical energy from “IM FUCKING RADICAL IM MOTHERFUCKING RADICAL” and blasting Ween everywhere like “playing ween on my grandmas car while im late for school”. The spicy chamoy + chili rim is for the bite and drama of their ex situation and family issues, echoing “LMFAOOOOO MY EX SAW MY TWEETS ABOUT HER…” and “my whole family is homofobic no way bro 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️✌️”. A splash of orange soda nods to their playful, kidlike side sipping “orange juice” and drawing boognishes everywhere like “drawing boogs in random places day 7”. Finally, the paper-thin lime wheel is a wink to “im eating paper” and their DIY, zine-making, comic-drawing creativity shown in “me and some friends are making a magazine and they let me do the cover and backcover so i just put ween on it”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their defining traits are loud bravery, confrontational honesty, and impulsive emotional expression, all very Gryffindor-coded. They publicly call out their ex repeatedly, e.g. “LMFAOOOOO MY EX SAW MY TWEETS ABOUT HER AND SHE TEXTED MY FRIEND TO TELL ME THAT I WAS INMATURE COME ON YOU BITCH YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TO ME IF U WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO ME TELL ME WE WILL TALK” and “btw if my ex sees this dont fucking go and talk to my friends about this talk directly to me if you want to 'solve' anything”, which shows a willingness to confront conflict head‑on rather than avoid it. They also openly challenge family prejudice in a very blunt way with “my whole family is homofobic no way bro 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️✌️”, signaling boldness in the face of social discomfort. Their bio, “IM FUCKING RADICAL IM MOTHERFUCKING RADICAL,” and posts like “KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL” and “GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY” show a dramatic, reckless, performatively fearless persona typical of Gryffindors. While they clearly have creativity (their comic, magazine work, and constant doodling of Boognish), that inventiveness is an extension of their loud, passionate identity rather than quiet Ravenclaw-style intellectualism, reinforcing Gryffindor as the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Transdermal Celebration - Ween
The song Transdermal Celebration fits them because it’s euphoric, emotional, and deeply Ween-coded, just like their whole online vibe. They’re loudly and unapologetically into Ween, trying to spread the gospel everywhere, like when they said they were “going to try to get them to play transdermal celebration and birthday boy” in music class and later celebrated, “LMFAOOOO I GOT THEM TO PLAY IF YOU COULD SAVE YOURSELF ON MY MUSIC CLASS”. The song’s mix of vulnerability and triumph mirrors how they talk about their ex and hurt feelings while still clowning on the situation and moving forward, like in “LMFAOOOOO MY EX SAW MY TWEETS ABOUT HER AND SHE TEXTED MY FRIEND TO TELL ME THAT I WAS INMATURE…”. It also matches their dramatic, emotional, but still hopeful tone—someone who can tweet “IM FUCKING RADICAL IM MOTHERFUCKING RADICAL” and then admit that “mononucleosis kinda makes me want to cry”. Finally, the fact that they literally tried to play it on their ‘ween tar’—“tried to play transdermal celebration on the ween tar and it sounds like ass or maybe i just suck idk”—makes it feel like a personal theme song they’re actively trying to live inside.
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