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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Astarothis_ is an intellectually inclined, socially conscious individual who often feels disillusioned by the world around them, as seen in their bio stating “Not dead yet because even that is too expensive.” They share Lisa's passion for justice and critical view of society, calling out “the rise of fascism in our society” and criticizing those with “racist biases.” Despite their cynical edge and work-related boredom, they possess a deep appreciation for art and niche culture, ranging from the film Everything Everywhere All At Once to literature like The Picture of Dorian Gray, where they defend queer subtext against those who “read the book while being part of 'Manif pour tous'.” Ultimately, their blend of activism, high-brow interests, and frequent exasperation with the status quo makes them a perfect match for the Springfield elementary saxophonist.

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Milkorazón exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary hobbies like gaming, anime, and late-night scrolling, often tweeting “I'm bored at work” or about his cat rather than social outings. His Intuition (N) is seen in his focus on storytelling, lore, and aesthetics in media, such as his deep emotional reaction to the “lore” of games and the “soul bond” between games and players. He lean towards Feeling (F), expressed through strong emotional reactions to media like “chills” and vocal stances on social issues like “pinkwashing”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in a chaotic schedule and lack of planning, frequently mentioning “forgetting to turn off alarms” or struggling with “34 hours without sleep.”

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Passionate gamer and anime enthusiast with a weakness for League of Legends and Fate. Once lost a battle against my cat for control of my keyboard’s ZQSD keys.– @Astarothis_

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This cocktail captures the chaotic, sleep-deprived energy of a man who claims “Pas encore mort car même ça c'est trop cher”. The heavy caffeine base is essential for someone constantly tweeting “J'espère la fin de ces 34h sans sommeil” or struggling through work because “J'ai pas dormi lol”. The smoky notes mirror his morning mood, specifically “La tension sexuelle que j'ai avec mon paquet de clopes”, while the shimmering finish pays homage to his “De nouveau dans ma phase fate” obsession. It is a bitter, high-proof drink designed for a gamer who would jokingly “Vend photo pied pour acheter skin reverse” just to stay in the meta.

Your Hogwarts House
Astarothis_ exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a 'DILLIGAF' attitude, often prioritizing personal comfort and survival over idealism, as seen in his bio: “Pas encore mort car même ça c'est trop cher”. His resourcefulness and cunning are displayed in his humorous approach to financial gain, such as jokingly offering “photo pied pour acheter skin reverse” or demanding money during “PriDEMONth donc filer moi de la thune pour prouver que vous êtes pas Homophobe”. He is fiercely unapologetic about his niche interests, stating “J'emmerde le front rational et je suis fan de FE7”, which aligns with the Slytherin trait of standing firmly by one's own group or preferences. This blend of dry wit, ambition for luxury items, and a focus on the self makes him a clear fit for the house of the serpent.

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The user's timeline is a mix of vibrant pop culture enthusiasm and a deeply cynical, exhausted outlook on daily life, perfectly mirroring the 'happy music, sad lyrics' vibe of Hard Times. They frequently express extreme frustration with work and sleep deprivation, tweeting “Me réveiller pour me dire que je reprends en horaire de canicule ( Je vais me tuer)” and “J'espère la fin de ces 34h sans sommeil”. Their bio, “Pas encore mort car même ça c'est trop cher”, aligns with the song's themes of surviving personal and financial struggle with a dark sense of humor. Despite the constant stress of being “libéré de ma mère” or dealing with technical failures like “Le téléphone de mon poste qui n'est toujours pas réparé”, they maintain an active interest in gaming and anime, embodying the resilient yet weary spirit of the track.

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