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Your Simpsons character
Aster most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, nerdy, and idealistic. Like Lisa, he mixes big-picture curiosity with everyday fandom, shown in posts like “I LOVE SPACE SCIENCE RAHHHH” and “hi everyone i hope u dont mind me posting about space alot in the coming days or week artemis is goanna launch soon enough 😭”, which echo Lisa’s love of science and exploration. His bio, “I know one thing, that is that I know nothing,” and the fact he’s proud of a feature paper even if it doesn’t get accepted (“even if this feature paper submission doesnt make it, im still very proud and happy for making this🥹”) show a reflective, intellectually inclined personality. The way he sets goals like “this year i swear i will try my best to learn spanish and japanese” and worries about the future (“man im so excited and nervous at the same time on which college/uni ill land in”) also fits Lisa’s conscientious, slightly anxious overachiever vibe. At the same time, his emotional attachment to fiction and games (“thank you genshin for introducing me formally to the world of doomed yuri, i really really love but i hate you so much for it”) mirrors how Lisa throws herself wholeheartedly into her passions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-identify as INTP in their promo tweets, e.g. “𖤓⠀he / him | 17 | read strawpage byf!! ⠀cosplayer, space enthusiast ⠀ INTP, filo/eng, hsr & genshin”, which strongly suggests an introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving style. Their introversion shows in often feeling a bit out of place socially and needing time away, like “sorry everyone for being a bit ia i just dk what to say and im a bit busy totally not because im grinding on a game 😔” and “being this social really is out of my comfort zone”, even though they enjoy interacting online. Intuition appears in their love of space and big-picture ideas, for example “I LOVE SPACE SCIENCE RAHHHH” and the philosophical bio line “I know one thing, that is that I know nothing.” Thinking is reflected in their analytical, slightly detached tone when they talk about games or events, like breaking down pulls and probabilities in “if anyone wants to help break the 818910733'rd cycle of me not getting columbina … any donations are absolutely welcome”, mixing frustration with a rational framing of the situation. Their perceiving side shows in the spontaneous, go-with-the-flow daily updates—oversleeping, last-minute grinding, and lack of firm structure—such as “totally did not wake up late, good morning!!” and “intentionally made myself sleep deprived so i get 8 or more hours of sleep for tomorrow, stupidest decision i ever made but im close to the finish line”. Overall, the combination of open-ended curiosity, love of theories and science, self-described INTP label, and laid-back yet brainy online presence fits INTP best.

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17 • he/him • cosplayer & space nerd. Balancing college apps, doomed gacha pulls, and Artemis hype—once stayed up till 3am fixing my own strawpage.– @asterionomos

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with calamansi gin, a bright Filipino citrus base for a filo/eng cosplayer who greets the timeline with sunny energy in tweets like “good morning everyone!!” and “good morning everyoomf!!!”. Blue curaçao adds a deep spacey hue for the space enthusiast yelling “I LOVE SPACE SCIENCE RAHHHH” and counting down to Artemis in “hi everyone i hope u dont mind me posting about space alot… artemis is goanna launch soon enough 😭”. A soft layer of honey chrysanthemum tea brings gentle sweetness and burnout-soothing calm for the tired student in “a few more months and ill be out of this mdni hellhole istg” and the one saying “疲れた”. The tonic water makes it a fizzy, slightly bitter late-night gamer drink for the one grinding games in “help im actually addicted to the manufacturing mechanic in endfield 😭 (ive been playing for over 12 hours now)” and proudly declaring “i am overtimeboo, and overtimeboo is me”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture nods to the chaos of “made the honest and best mistake of adding the two hottest sauces in the pantry and now i drank half a jug of water 😭” and the intense gacha pain of “i got sethos and only sethos 3 times fucking day ruined man i hate this game”, giving the drink a playful, masochistic kick worthy of someone who cries over pulls but still shouts “SHE CAME HOMEEEEEEEE” when Laevatain finally arrives.

Your Hogwarts House
Aster consistently shows a strong love of learning and abstract thinking, which points squarely to Ravenclaw. Their bio literally quotes Socrates, "I know one thing, that is that I know nothing," signaling philosophical curiosity and comfort with intellectual humility. They get excited about space and space science, writing things like “I LOVE SPACE SCIENCE RAHHHH” and describing themself as a “space enthusiast” in their promo post “cosplayer, space enthusiast… INTP”, which fits the thoughtful, cerebral Ravenclaw archetype. Their commitment to learning languages — “this year i swear i will try my best to learn spanish and japanese” — shows a genuine drive for knowledge rather than purely practical ambition, tilting more Ravenclaw than Slytherin. Even their pride in finishing a feature paper despite uncertainty about success — “even if this feature paper submission doesnt make it, im still very proud and happy for making this” — reflects valuing the intellectual process itself, another classic Ravenclaw trait.

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Aster blends softness, introspection, and a quiet cosmic obsession, which fits the dreamy melancholy of Space Song. Their bio, “I know one thing, that is that I know nothing,” and their INTP tag in “#promotwt . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. #moothunt ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀𖤓⠀⠀aster⠀⠀𖤓 ⠀⠀ he / him⠀|⠀17⠀| read strawpage byf!! ⠀cosplayer, space enthusiast ⠀ INTP, filo/eng, hsr & genshin” match the song’s reflective, slightly distant tone. Their fascination with the cosmos, like “hi everyone i hope u dont mind me posting about space alot in the coming days or week artemis is goanna launch soon enough 😭” and “I LOVE SPACE SCIENCE RAHHHH”, echoes the song’s starry, drifting atmosphere. At the same time, their emotional highs and lows in gacha and games — from “i swear this sucks ass i dont know anymore i dont want to play this stupid game” to “SHE CAME HOMEEEEEEEE” — parallel the bittersweet push-and-pull in the lyrics. Their frequent “good morning” and “good night” check-ins, like “good morning everyone!!” and “off to sleep, good night everyone!!”, also fit the song’s vibe of quietly orbiting around others’ lives with gentle affection. Overall, Space Song captures their mix of cosmic wonder, emotional intensity, and soft, wistful connection to their oomfs.

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