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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Aware: Aster openly acknowledges their mental health struggles and quirks, as seen in 'my bpd makes me a beautiful fireball and goddamn it i like it that way.'
- Creative: Their sketch journal and unique ideas, like 'THE TRANNY SKETCH,' show a strong creative streak.
- Humorous: Their tweets, such as 'fellas is it gay to consume the entrails of ur homies asking for a friend,' highlight their absurd and sharp humor.
- Authentic: Aster is unafraid to be vulnerable and share their true self, as seen in 'was crying a lot today can u bully me all better thx.'
- Passionate: Their intensity in relationships and interests, like 'do u wanna be best friends it will require that u excise everyone else from ur life and dedicate it entirely to me,' shows their deep commitment.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Their tweet 'i am a d1 fumbler bitch no one will ghost an otherwise pleasant and promising conversation for no reason like i can' reflects their tendency to act on impulse.
- Codependent: Aster admits to being toxically codependent, as noted in 'my best friend (and ex bf) yelled at me and called me toxically codependent.'
- Dark Humor: Their humor, such as 'grindr man wants to pour warm milk on me sexually and to my horror i am faggy enough to not say no,' might not resonate with everyone.
- Overly Intense: Their tweet 'do u wanna be best friends it will require that u excise everyone else from ur life and dedicate it entirely to me' shows a tendency to demand too much from relationships.
- Over-Reliant on Coping Mechanisms: Their reliance on weed and dating apps, as seen in 'i wish i had a cool drug addiction instead i’m dependent on weed and dating apps :(',' indicates a struggle with healthier coping strategies.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Aster's chaotic energy and penchant for mischief align with Bart Simpson. Their tweet 'grindr man wants to pour warm milk on me sexually and to my horror i am faggy enough to not say no' reflects Bart's knack for absurd humor. Both are impulsive and thrive on pushing boundaries, as seen in Aster's 'i am a d1 fumbler bitch no one will ghost an otherwise pleasant and promising conversation for no reason like i can.' They share a rebellious, unpredictable spirit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Aster's extraversion and passion for connection shine through in tweets like 'do u wanna be best friends it will require that u excise everyone else from ur life and dedicate it entirely to me.' Their creativity and humor, as seen in 'my sketch ideas journal is usually pretty incoherent but ‘THE TRANNY SKETCH’ is easily my favorite idea in there,' reflect an intuitive and feeling personality. Their impulsive, chaotic energy ('i am a d1 fumbler bitch no one will ghost an otherwise pleasant and promising conversation for no reason like i can') aligns with the perceiving trait.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a car? Because I think I just fell head over wheels for you.
- Do you believe in love at first woof, or should I bark again?
- Are you Grindr? Because I keep swiping right on you in my mind.
- Is your name BPD? Because you’ve got my emotions all over the place, and I kinda like it.
- Are you a sketchbook? Because I want to fill all my best ideas with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Aster | 21 | chaotic yeen 🏳️⚧️ | kink-positive, meme-obsessed, and romantically into my car | navigating BPD, furrydom, and the absurdity of life | woof 🐶– @asterpup_
Your signature cocktail
Feral Woof
The 'Feral Woof' captures Aster's chaotic and bold personality. Tequila reflects their fiery side ('feeling feral'), while Red Bull adds the energy to match their intensity. Cherry Syrup gives a sweet touch, nodding to their vulnerable moments ('was crying a lot today can u bully me all better thx'), and Tabasco Sauce adds a spicy kick to represent their edgy humor ('grindr man wants to pour warm milk on me sexually'). It's a cocktail as wild and unique as they are.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Aster's loyalty and passion for intense relationships, seen in 'do u wanna be best friends it will require that u excise everyone else from ur life and dedicate it entirely to me,' align with Hufflepuff traits. Their humor and openness about mental health ('my bpd makes me a beautiful fireball and goddamn it i like it that way') also reflect a grounded, authentic personality. While they have chaotic tendencies, their deep care for connection and community fits Hufflepuff's ethos of hard work and loyalty.
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Born This Way - Lady Gaga
This anthem of self-acceptance and queer pride suits Aster's unapologetic personality. Their tweet 'my old main twt feed was still very furfaggy and had lots of paws' reflects their comfort in their unique identity. The song's celebration of individuality mirrors Aster's candid self-expression, such as 'my bpd makes me a beautiful fireball and goddamn it i like it that way.'
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