Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Book‑passionate: Frequently shares hauls, wrap‑ups, and rereads, e.g. “little early xmas book haul!” and “august wrap up! we'll ignore my drop the last week 🤭”.
- Community‑oriented: Asks followers for input and recommendations, like “someone please make a classic literature tbr list, I want to be pretentious” and “does anyone have any short sapphic book recs for a girl in need?”.
- Humorously‑critical: Uses sharp but playful criticism, as in “the only horrifying thing about frankenstein(2025) is how much milk victor was drinking” and “this is my calling to be the top wuthering heights hater”.
- Sapphic‑affirming: Openly celebrates sapphic books and relationships, e.g. “here is but a few of my fav sapphic books (it's too bad I can't fit them all)” and “every month is sapphic september for me”.
- Reflective‑reader: Thinks critically about reading habits and classics, like “how do you all feel about reading very short books to fulfill your wrap ups or reading goals?” and “was anyone else questioning the quote from lord byron at the end of frankenstein?”.
Weaknesses:
- Reading‑perfectionism: Beats herself up over pace and goals, e.g. “the fact I can't get through a 300 page book sickens me” and mourning the end of reading‑a‑book‑a‑day in “after 18 days of reading one book a day … rip 🕊️ it'll never happen again”.
- Goal‑obsession: Frames reading as target‑driven—“I'm one book late but goal met! 🥳” and using very short books for wrap‑ups in “how do you all feel about reading very short books to fulfill your wrap ups or reading goals?”.
- Self‑deprecating: Talks about her own habits harshly, like “booktwt doesn't read right? so this is fine.. right?” and calling her slump “very depressing” in “it's actually very depressing to fall into a reading slump”.
- TBR‑overloaded: Struggles with an overwhelming to‑be‑read pile, as seen in “do you ever go through your tbr and remove some of the books that have been on there for way too long or do you keep hope that you'll read them some day?” and “someone help me, I'm desperate 😭”.
- Time‑stressed: Reading competes with work and life, shown by “I'm trying to see something, if you work 40 hours a week, how often do you read?” and being swamped by work in “work has been swamping me so I appreciate everyone’s patience with me getting to replies”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is bookish, introspective, socially aware, and just a bit dramatic in a funny, self-aware way. Daisy’s whole account is built around reading and classics—asking for “a classic literature tbr list, I want to be pretentious” “someone please make a classic literature tbr list, I want to be pretentious” and celebrating Jane Eyre and Dickens—very Lisa-coded intellectual enthusiasm. Like Lisa, she has strong opinions but expresses them with humor, such as calling out Wuthering Heights with “this is my calling to be the top wuthering heights hater” “this is my calling to be the top wuthering heights hater” and joking that “the only horrifying thing about frankenstein(2025) is how much milk victor was drinking” “the only horrifying thing about frankenstein(2025) is how much milk victor was drinking”. She’s also reflective and a bit anxious about productivity and reading slumps, as seen in “the fact I can't get through a 300 page book sickens me” “the fact I can't get through a 300 page book sickens me”, which fits Lisa’s perfectionist streak. Her love of indie bookstores and secondhand annotations “I love finding small independent bookstores” and “there's something about finding someone's notes in a secondhand book that's just so” also reflects Lisa’s sentimental, artistic side. Finally, her thoughtful questions to book Twitter about reading habits and goals “how do you all feel about reading very short books to fulfill your wrap ups or reading goals?” show the same curious, community-minded energy Lisa brings to everything she cares about.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their world revolves around solitary, inward-focused activities like reading and bookish reflection rather than social events, e.g. talking about rereads and wrap-ups instead of parties in tweets like “it's officially autumn so that means it's carmilla and rebecca reread time 🍂” and asking low‑key questions such as “I'm trying to see something, if you work 40 hours a week, how often do you read?”. They seem Intuitive: they frequently move from specific books to broader, interpretive thoughts, like questioning themes and choices in classics in “was anyone else questioning the quote from lord byron at the end of frankenstein? was it just me? like I get it but also” and wanting a list so they can be “pretentious” in “someone please make a classic literature tbr list, I want to be pretentious”, showing love of concepts, aesthetics, and meta‑discussion. Their tone and priorities are strongly Feeling-oriented: they center emotional responses (“this little series has my entire heart in its fist I swear to god” in this tweet) and relational warmth (e.g. “I know my gf loves me bc I have trauma from popcorn so I can't eat it but when I do (I'm so brave) I leave the kernel ends for her to eat”), and even their literary criticism is phrased in an expressive, not analytical, way (like hating Wuthering Heights in “this is my calling to be the top wuthering heights hater”). They read as more Perceiving than Judging: their relationship with goals is flexible and self‑deprecating—see “after 18 days of reading one book a day, my plan to finish one for the entirety of august, has unfortunately had to end 😔”, “the fact I can't get through a 300 page book sickens me”, and the way they crowdsource decisions like in “when do I make my comeback to booktwt? someone recommend me books to talk about”. Altogether, this points most strongly to INFP: a reflective, emotionally expressive reader who focuses on meaning and feelings in stories, gently idealistic about books and aesthetics while flexible and slightly chaotic about plans and productivity.
Some pickup lines for you
- You wanting a classic lit TBR to be ‘pretentious’ is cute, but if we read Jane Eyre together I promise to be your Mr. Rochester redemption arc… minus the wife in the attic and plus snack breaks between chapters.
- You called Wuthering Heights your ‘calling to be a top hater,’ so how about we go to the moors together, complain about Heathcliff, and then I’ll buy you that Folio Society Jane Austen set you sighed over… emotionally, if not financially.
- You finished an almost 600-page book in about 8 hours and still struggle with a 300-pager sometimes—clearly you just need a reading buddy. I volunteer as tribute for scrolling ‘booktwt like it’s the morning newspaper’ with you and doing chaotic wrap-ups.
- Since every month is Sapphic September for you and your bookshelf is basically a shrine to sapphic stories, would you consider adding one more slow-burn, heavy-angst f/f plotline… starring us in a tiny independent bookshop you ‘love finding’?
- You said the only horrifying thing about Frankenstein (2025) was how much milk Victor was drinking; personally I think the real horror is that I’m not sitting next to you in the cinema, sharing trauma-free snacks and loudly judging every adaptation choice.
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Your new Twitter bio
25 | she/her | classics apologist except Wuthering Heights. Sapphics, secondhand margins, and bookshop hunting. Once choked on popcorn during Hannah Montana.– @astersbookshelf
Your signature cocktail
The Sapphic Slump Spritz
The Earl Grey–infused gin reflects their classic-loving, mildly pretentious reader era, inspired by the plea to be given a canon list in “someone please make a classic literature tbr list, I want to be pretentious” and their surprise love for Jane in “I actually didn't think I'd like this book at all and there she goes.. surprising me”. Blood orange aperitivo brings a bittersweet, slightly angsty kick, mirroring their gothic moods and rereads in “it's officially autumn so that means it's carmilla and rebecca reread time 🍂” and their desire to be the “top wuthering heights hater”. A Carmilla & cream sherry float nods to the lush, sapphic focus of their reading and recs in “every month is sapphic september for me” and “let's go with some recs for #SapphicSeptember 🙂↕️”. The rosemary smoke or mist evokes used-bookstore dust and moors, tying into “I love finding small independent bookstores” and the melancholy landscape of “driving through the peak district and the moors just makes you realise why the brontës were so depressed”. Finally, the cinnamon-sugar dusted orange peel is their cozy, festive layer—equal parts grumpy and merry—echoing the whiplash of “merry christmas! 🎄 (happy november 1st)” and their own self-declared holiday mood in “bah humbug!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their feed centers on reading, analysis, and literary curiosity in a way that strongly signals Ravenclaw. They frequently seek out more challenging or "pretentious" reading, as in “someone please make a classic literature tbr list, I want to be pretentious” and their celebration of Jane Eyre in “I actually didn't think I'd like this book at all and there she goes.. surprising me”, showing an openness to re‑evaluating complex texts. They enjoy interrogating literature rather than just consuming it, e.g. “was anyone else questioning the quote from lord byron at the end of frankenstein? was it just me? like I get it but also”, which shows an analytical bent. Their delight in niche concepts like “a book series about the brontë sisters being amateur detectives? okay I'm sold” and their focus on specific subgenres such as “here is but a few of my fav sapphic books (it's too bad I can't fit them all)” reflect a mind that loves categorizing and exploring ideas. Even their concern about reading slumps and page counts, like “the fact I can't get through a 300 page book sickens me” and pride in reading a 600‑page book in 8 hours in “this is a plea for everyone to read the end crowns all”, points to someone who measures themselves by intellectual stamina and engagement with texts, which is very Ravenclaw-coded.
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Your song
champagne problems - Taylor Swift
A song steeped in literary sadness and reflective melancholy fits Daisy’s whole vibe of cozy, slightly cynical bookishness and sapphic angst. Her bio literally says “bah humbug!”, and she jokes about wanting to be pretentious with classics: “someone please make a classic literature tbr list, I want to be pretentious”, which mirrors the introspective, novelistic tone of champagne problems. She gravitates toward tragic, emotionally heavy stories, like her rereads of gothics and sapphic classics: “it's officially autumn so that means it's carmilla and rebecca reread time 🍂” and her love for angst and character death. Even her humor is tinged with morbid drama: “this is my calling to be the top wuthering heights hater” and “the only horrifying thing about frankenstein(2025) is how much milk victor was drinking”, which matches the song’s mix of wit and heartbreak. And beneath the sarcasm, she’s sentimental and romantic—seen in her sapphic recs like “here is but a few of my fav sapphic books (it's too bad I can't fit them all)”—the exact emotional core that champagne problems lives in.
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