Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, sustained dedication to Ella Purnell and her characters, e.g. “Sou uma comentarista dedicada a uma celebridade, Ella Purnell, e inspeciono seus projetos diariamente” and “eu amo muitoo a ella purnell nao sei se ja notaram”.
- Empathetic defender: Stands up for people and animals, criticizing harmful behavior and bigotry, like “Comparar qualquer pessoa com aquele ditador doente... ainda mais alguém judeu” and “Como conseguem machucar um ser indefeso... #JustiçaPorOrelha”.
- Humorous creative: Uses jokes, memes, and imaginative scenarios (Hunger Games AUs, government pun, HC theories), e.g. “the three main branches of the government legiSLAYtive exeCUNTive judiciYASS” and the arena idea in “vou misturar meus dois mundos jogos vorazes e Ella Purnell”.
- Analytical observer: Notices subtle character details and narrative patterns, like reading scenes and props in depth in “Nessa cena a Jackie parece que tá tentando pegar o colar dela... mas o colar tá no pescoço da Shauna” and criticizing fandom misinterpretations in “A Ella NUNCA disse que achou ruim a Lucy ter ficado famosa...”.
- Supportive encourager: Offers reassurance to others about studies and life, as in “É importante que você aceite isso sim, entrar pro IF foi uma das melhores coisas que eu fiz... no final vai valer a pena sim”, and appreciates friends who support their interests in “meus amigos realmente se viram pra me escutar pq eles me apoiam muito nessa obsessão”.
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive attachment: Frames their fandom as a consuming fixation, e.g. “Estou no tédio então vou misturar meus dois mundos jogos vorazes e Ella Purnell” and “Espero que não seja só eu pq eu tô tão doente pela Ella que sempre que eu vou escrever o pronome 'ela' eu acabo colocando dois Ls”.
- Self-destructive humor: Uses jokes about death and suicide casually, like “Eu indo sentar no 3... e no dia seguinte sendo encontrada morta por suicídio com 30 facadas nas costas” and the “top momentos suicidas” in “Jackie Taylor top momentos suicidas”.
- Sexualized language: Makes intense sexual or violent-fetish jokes toward a real person, e.g. “Papai Noella por favor me dê de presente um mata leão da Ella Purnell pfvr eu preciso desses braços me enforcando” and envy of objects in “Quando você começa a invejar COPOS...”, despite also criticizing “nojeira” in others.
- High emotional volatility: Oscillates between euphoria and frustration, expressing being “doente” over fandom and jokes about burning the house: “Tô surtando acabei de colocar fogo na minha casa inteira por causa desse vídeo” and strong jealousy in “morrendo de ciumes desses quotes”.
- Harsh aggressiveness: Uses very aggressive fantasies toward people they dislike, e.g. “Queria que esse protesto... fosse tipo um the long walk sem ganhador pq nem na metade do caminho ia estar todo mundo morto” and “eles precisam levar porrada pra aprenderem a ser gente”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: highly emotional, articulate, politically aware, and deeply obsessive about their special interests. Like Lisa with jazz or horses, this user has an intense, almost scholarly stan focus on Ella Purnell and her characters, calling themselves a “commentarista dedicada” in “'Você faz o que da vida?' 'Sou uma comentarista dedicada a uma celebridade, Ella Purnell, e inspeciono seus projetos diariamente'” and analyzing character depth in posts like “Pode ser mentira por agora mas se a Ella saber desse hc ela se encanta pq ela AMA qualquer coisa que aumente a profundidade de um personagem”. They show strong moral and political opinions, similar to Lisa’s activism, e.g. criticizing trivialization of Nazism in “Comparar qualquer pessoa com aquele ditador doente em forma de 'brincadeira' já é algo super problemático, ainda mais alguém judeu” and mocking far-right protests in “Queria que esse protesto aí dos desocupados andando até brasilia fosse tipo um the long walk sem ganhador”. Their empathy and concern for injustice (toward both people and animals), shown in “Como conseguem machucar um ser indefeso que só queria BRINCAR. A justiça PRECISA ser feita”, also fit Lisa’s compassionate side. At the same time, they’re very online, witty, and self-aware, turning their hyperfixations into long meta threads like “Fazendo a thread mais sem noção da minha vida pqp”, which is exactly the sort of overthinking, fandom-brained energy Lisa would have if she had Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their life is mostly online fandom and solitary media consumption, joking that their role is just to comment on Ella Purnell (“'Sou uma comentarista dedicada a uma celebridade, Ella Purnell, e inspeciono seus projetos diariamente'”) and describing intense internal experiences like insomnia and overthinking (“É inacreditável essa insônia que eu tô tendo to pensando em entrar em coma”). They lean strongly intuitive (N), constantly spinning headcanons, symbolism, and hypotheticals instead of just reacting to surface details, such as imagining Lucy after years in a vault exploring her sexuality (“EBA! Ella Purnell confirma que sua personagem de Fallout, Lucy MacLean, é BISSEXUAL!”) and turning a simple friendship into a whole homoerotic backstory (“Ela tem uma carinha de Maria Eduarda que mora em São Paulo cursa odontologia tem 3 gatos e vive uma amizade homoerotica”). Their values-first, emotionally charged language is very feeling (F): they get protective of people and animals (“Como conseguem machucar um ser indefeso... #JustiçaPorOrelha”), rail against homophobia in a fandom (“Nossa mas ser fã de Fallout e ser homofóbico ao mesmo tempo não dá”), and want justice rather than just logical debate. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: they frequently describe themselves as chaotic, obsessive, and unstructured—editing and tweeting on impulse without caring about charts or metrics (“Sempre que edito a Ella flopa muito mas não ligo pois sou uma conta pequena sem intenções de charts e eu amo editar ela”) and fantasizing dramatically instead of talking about goals or schedules (“Tô surtando acabei de colocar fogo na minha casa inteira por causa desse vídeo”). The intense inner emotional world, idealization of relationships, and imaginative fandom engagement all align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Lucy MacLean is your princess and Jackie Taylor is your emotional damage, can I be the little NPC who walks you safely from Fallout’s wasteland to the Yellowjackets cabin and makes sure you actually sleep instead of tweeting about insomnia at 3 a.m.?
- You said you’d answer ‘red’ if someone asked your favorite color… so if I show up in a red hoodie, quoting Jackie’s ‘sunshine/midnight rain’ energy, does that give me a crit chance of +10 to steal your heart?
- You call yourself a ‘commentator dedicated to a celebrity’ and inspect Ella’s projects daily, but I’m here submitting a new application: full‑time analyst of your tweets, benefits included—healthcare, emotional support during Yellowjackets finale, and unlimited compliments about how funny you are.
- Since you’re mixing your two worlds—Hunger Games and Ella Purnell—picture this: arena setting, cornucopia filled with Yellowjackets DVDs and Fallout merch… I ignore all the weapons and run straight to you, because frankly, you’re the only prize I’m interested in surviving for.
- You know how you joked about teaching Ella that ‘rebuceteio’ means ‘congratulations’ in Portuguese? If we ever meet, I hope the first thing your friends say to us is ‘rebuceteio’—purely because they’re congratulating us on being disgustingly cute together, obviously.
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Part-time IF student, full-time Ella Purnell archivist. Once almost spoiled Yellowjackets in class because I mistyped “ela” as “ella” mid-essay.– @astertwc
Your signature cocktail
Bitter Sweet Lucybeam
This cocktail mixes bitter and sweet on purpose, nodding to their bio “Bitter Sweet, Celebrate (2022)” and the way they swing from feral stan mode to soft protector energy. The cachaça base represents their very Brazilian, chaotic humor and the desire to literally fight people over Ella’s honor, like when they say they want to do this to creeps in her comments: “Queria tá fazendo isso aqui em cada pessoa que fica comentando nojeira…”. Hibiscus and red grapefruit bring the sharp, emotional sting of obsessing over doomed girls like Jackie and Shauna, who live rent-free in their head: “Todas as yellowjackets tiveram crush na jackie taylor e eu posso provar” and “O tanto que a ella tá chique diva elegante aqui é um absurdo”. Guava nectar and sparkling rosé embody the soft, glittery fangirl who wants to be Ella’s pub crush and lifelong stage‑door supporter: “queria encontrar ela em um pub tocando com a banda dela e flertar com ela a noite toda” and “'Sou uma comentarista dedicada a uma celebridade, Ella Purnell…'”. The smoked salt rim is their dark, dramatic edge, the person who jokes about entering a facção criminosa for jackieshauna and comparing protests to The Long Walk: “Odioo quando um vídeo jackieshauna viraliza…” and “Queria que esse protesto aí dos desocupados… fosse tipo um the long walk…”. Altogether, it’s strong, a little unhinged, very sapphic‑coded, and absolutely designed to be sipped while tweeting threads about Lucy MacLean at 3 a.m.: “completamente maluca com o episódio 7 de Fallout pqp QUE EPISÓDIO GOSTOSO E BOM DE ASSISTIR”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are obsessive loyalty and a strong sense of fairness, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff. They describe themselves jokingly as a dedicated commentator of Ella Purnell, showing steady, almost worker-bee devotion: “'Sou uma comentarista dedicada a uma celebridade, Ella Purnell, e inspeciono seus projetos diariamente'”, and they repeatedly reaffirm that love and loyalty: “eu amo muitoo a ella purnell nao sei se ja notaram”. Their instinct to protect and defend others appears in moral stances, like condemning antisemitic 'jokes' and trivialization of a dictator: “Comparar qualquer pessoa com aquele ditador doente em forma de 'brincadeira' já é algo super problemático, ainda mais alguém judeu ☠️”, and in animal empathy and demand for justice: “A justiça PRECISA ser feita contra esses desgraçados e eles precisam levar porrada pra aprenderem a ser gente #JustiçaPorOrelha”. They also show supportive kindness toward others’ futures, encouraging someone about studying at an institute despite difficulties: “entrar pro IF foi uma das melhores coisas que eu fiz, e mesmo que seja complicado e puxado, no final vai valer a pena sim”. While they have flashes of snark and passion that could hint at Gryffindor or Slytherin, the consistent pattern is steadfast loyalty, protective empathy, and an almost humble dedication to their fandom and friends, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Fangirl - Mckenna Grace
The song Fangirl by Mckenna Grace fits them perfectly because their entire timeline revolves around intense, humorous, and very self-aware stan behavior. They literally define themselves as a professional fan, joking that their job is “Sou uma comentarista dedicada a uma celebridade, Ella Purnell, e inspeciono seus projetos diariamente” and openly confess “eu amo muitoo a ella purnell nao sei se ja notaram”. The mix of unhinged devotion and irony is pure fangirl energy, like when they say “Essa Ella Purnell me meteu uma maldição braba” or imagine a fake profession around her. Their obsessive shipping, deep emotional investment in Yellowjackets and Fallout, and dramatic reactions – for example “Tô surtando acabei de colocar fogo na minha casa inteira por causa desse vídeo” – all mirror the song’s theme of loving a celebrity so much it shapes your daily life. Fangirl captures both the sincerity and the self-mocking humor of that kind of devotion, making it an ideal musical match for @astertwc.
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