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Alexey's penchant for elaborate schemes, his sharp wit, and his tendency to hold grudges against those who cross him mirror Sideshow Bob's personality. Just like Bob, Alexey is a master of sarcasm and often uses it to express his frustration with the world around him. His criticisms of the music industry, his political opinions, and his disdain for 'alpha male' influencers all point to a character who is quick to judge and slow to forgive. 'I REALLY HOPE THIS GOES THROUGH LIKE I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF MARRIED COUPLES CHEATING AND THEIR WIVES MESSAGING ME ON FACEBOOK AT 2AM IN THE MORNING IN PARAGRAPHS CAUSE THEIR MAN IS CHEATING ON THEM'

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J-pop enthusiast | Avid critic of the music industry | Filipino-American | Lover of all things Gaga | Opinions are my own | DM for collaborations– @asthmatickid

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Alexey's cunning intelligence, ambition, and willingness to challenge authority align him with Slytherin. His critical analysis of music trends, particularly his critiques of Ayumi Hamasaki's 'kpopification' and Taylor Swift's 'capitalistic shenanigans', demonstrate a keen understanding of the industry and a desire to succeed. His willingness to speak out against injustice, even if it means going against the grain, reflects the Slytherin's ambition to make their mark on the world. He also exhibits a certain level of ruthlessness in his critiques, much like the Slytherin's tendency to prioritize their own success above all else. 'I REALLY HOPE THIS GOES THROUGH LIKE I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF MARRIED COUPLES CHEATING AND THEIR WIVES MESSAGING ME ON FACEBOOK AT 2AM IN THE MORNING IN PARAGRAPHS CAUSE THEIR MAN IS CHEATING ON THEM'

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This song, with its themes of rebellion, self-expression, and a disregard for societal norms, reflects Alexey's own rebellious spirit and his willingness to challenge conventional wisdom. His critiques of the music industry, his outspoken opinions on social issues, and his embrace of his own identity all resonate with the song's message of individuality and defiance. 'I REALLY HOPE THIS GOES THROUGH LIKE I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF MARRIED COUPLES CHEATING AND THEIR WIVES MESSAGING ME ON FACEBOOK AT 2AM IN THE MORNING IN PARAGRAPHS CAUSE THEIR MAN IS CHEATING ON THEM'

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