Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Frequently hypes up and defends friends, e.g. reassuring oomfs and jokingly protecting Zoey in “Zoey already has someone and that's me :)”.
- Self-aware humor: Makes fun of themself in a light, reflective way, like “Never let me speak again, ew” and “I just fell off my chair, im quitting life”.
- Passionate gamer: Shows deep commitment to games, e.g. “Minecraft: 14k hours | Helldivers 1: 23k hours” and detailed Helldivers commentary in “I love watching new players discover the sheer madness of Helldivers”.
- Creative thinker: Spins theories and worldbuilding ideas, like Wings of Fire speculation in “Theory that Zoey's mother is the unnamed sunlight sister” and character concept in “Rumi’s patterns change colour ... like RainWing scales”.
- Engaged communicator: Actively answers strawpage questions at length, e.g. the long Q&A threads like “'Most amount of hours you have spent on a game?' > Minecraft… Helldivers…” and podcast/cohost questions across many replies.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Often talks down about themself, e.g. “Never let me speak again, ew” and “I made a new graycast...it failed...”.
- Emotional volatility: Mood swings and intense reactions show up, like “Sorry guys, I had a mini episode...I didnt want to be a burden so I go bye bye” and “goodnight, ill see yall after school maybe (if I don't die on the bus)”.
- Sleep neglect: Admits to poor sleep habits, e.g. “Probably shouldn't pull an all nighter the day before. Oh well” and being awake at 1–2am with pain in “headache and heartbeat racing, oh boy I love 1am pain”.
- Conflict-prone language: Uses harsh phrasing even in jokes, like “whoever does it in purpose can die imo” and “The Canadian with a podcast is a bitch”.
- Overcommitted schedule: Frequently mentions being busy or moving while people ask for more content, e.g. “guys....im..moving?? I have no free time..until feb 2...”, which suggests difficulty balancing demands and rest.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They read as a chaotic, sharp-tongued teen who masks a lot of feelings with jokes and bit-driven drama, very similar to Bart Simpson. Like Bart, they’re constantly clowning on authority or systems, from “Leave me alone El*n, I'm not getting verified, fuck you” to “Why's the browser version of twitter actually fucked up.” Their timeline is full of impulsive, hyper, almost prankish energy, like “I just fell off my chair, im quitting life” and rallying people into bits such as “Guys go spam the man himself (@wormifiedkpdh) plz.” At the same time, there’s a softer, vulnerable undercurrent—“Sorry guys, I had a mini episode and I know what triggered it but I didnt want to be a burden so I go bye bye.”—which fits Bart’s mix of bravado and real emotional depth. Their love of chaos, memes, and needling friends (e.g. “I bully the Canadian but doesnt mean I hate him”) all line up far more with Bart than with more earnest characters like Lisa or more reserved ones like Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with others, rally people, and joke about being "twitters most annoying sniper" in “who are you”. They openly involve their mutuals and creators, e.g. rallying followers with “Guys go spam the man himself (@wormifiedkpdh) plz”, which suggests energy from external engagement rather than withdrawal. They are strongly iNtuitive (N): they enjoy theories, hypotheticals, and patterns more than concrete facts, as seen in “Theory that Zoey's mother is the unnamed sunlight sister” and the imaginative idea “Hear me out: Rumi’s patterns change colour but based on her emotions like RainWing scales”. They also play with conceptual jokes like rebranding wormcast to cartcast and graycast in “'wormcast' > sure whatever....I guess...I mean go cartcast for me, but you do you”. Their tone is mostly Thinking (T) over Feeling: they’re blunt, sarcastic, and comfortable with conflict, e.g. “I accidentally do it, whoever does it in purpose can die imo” and “What are your thoughts on Elon Musk?' > That man has a vendetta against me, and even if he didnt, i fucking hate him :D”. Even when they’re caring, it’s phrased casually and dryly, like “'My tummy hurts' > thats no funnn”, reflecting a more T-style, low-sentiment expression. They appear clearly Perceiving (P): they joke about poor planning and chaotic schedules, e.g. pulling an all-nighter before school in “Probably shouldn't pull an all nighter the day before. Oh well”, forgetting their own favorite game in “GUYS IM AN IDIOT, CONAN EXILES, THATS MY FIFTH GAME, FUCKING CONAN”, and repeatedly saying they’ll do things “one day” or “in two years” regarding podcasts like in “Yknow what....I give test episode....ill make a test episode of a podcast... give me two years”. Their impulsive tweeting, late-night chaos, and reactive style all suggest flexibility over structure. Putting this together, they best fit ENTP: outgoing and highly interactive online, playful with ideas and theories, bluntly humorous with a Thinking edge, and notably spontaneous and unstructured in how they approach projects and daily life.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Helldivers 1 veteran with 23k hours and 14k on Minecraft… be honest, how many hours are you planning to speedrun into our co-op playthrough of life? Because you pulled full diamond on day one in hardcore and I’m trying to get full commitment on day one in your DMs.
- You keep saying you’re not the next Wormcast/Cartcast cohost, but I’ve seen your Graycast and your strawpage answers—clearly the real peak rebrand is ‘Uscast’ featuring: a Canadian you don’t bully (me) and an NZ sniper (you).
- You joked about not being human and your patterns changing like Rumi’s, but honestly? Every time you tweet about Zoey, Jadestuck, or your Polytrix angst, your emotional color scheme goes straight to my favorite shade: ‘oh shit, I’m catching feelings for a Jade Mountain Academy lore goblin.’
- Fortnite tomorrow, Worm shorts today, Pokémon Go data wiped yesterday, headache at 1am… you keep calling it mini episodes, but from where I’m standing it just looks like serialized character development. If you ever feel like a burden again, can I be your canonically assigned save point?
- You’re out here checking Air NZ flights ‘for science,’ stalking timezones like Scotland/Toronto, and plotting plane ticket costs… if you ever decide to test that theory, I volunteer as your emotional support carry-on—no baggage fees, just bad Zoerumi takes and Eminem CDs for the flight.
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Your new Twitter bio
Helldivers 1 vet, Minecraft grinder & LP enjoyer. Once made cousins ragequit hardcore day one. 16, transmasc, NZ-based, occasionally podcast-shaped.– @astonixx_
Your signature cocktail
Helldiver Heartbeat Graycast Fizz
The silver tequila with lime is for their sharp, chaotic humour and willingness to say exactly what they think, like when they declared “Leave me alone El*n, I'm not getting verified, fuck you” and roasted the "Canadian with a podcast" as a “bitch”. Feijoa or kiwi soda nods to their NZ roots and bright, bouncy timeline energy, from freaking out over Helldivers to yelling “GUYS IM BACK AT SCHOOL FUCKING TOMORROW”. The dark blackcurrant liqueur represents the angstier, emotional side of them as the self-proclaimed "Polytrix Angst Author" and the one who can say things like “Okay wtf is wrong with me man, goodnight, ill see yall after school maybe (if I don't die on the bus)”. A dash of bitters captures their mix of exhaustion and pain—“headache and heartbeat racing, oh boy I love 1am pain for no reason... LEAVE ME ALONE”—without overwhelming the drink. Finally, the fizzy energy drink top-up channels their wired, sleep-deprived gamer grind from “Probably shouldn't pull an all nighter the day before. Oh well” and their 23k hours in Helldivers, turning the whole thing into an experimental, high-energy chaos cocktail worthy of a graycast host.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very Gryffindor blend of blunt courage, impulsiveness, and willingness to pick fights for what they believe is right. They’re openly confrontational toward people or things they dislike, from joking death wishes at annoying behaviors in games (“I accidentally do it, whoever does it in purpose can die imo”) to savagely dismissing a podcaster (“Guys, I have amazing information. The Canadian with a podcast is a bitch”) and Elon Musk (“Leave me alone El*n, I'm not getting verified, fuck you” and “That man has a vendetta against me, and even if he didnt, i fucking hate him :D”), which reads more as fearless than calculated. They frequently joke about danger or self-endangering situations in a flippant way—like saying they might die on the bus (“goodnight, ill see yall after school maybe (if I don't die on the bus)”) or "quitting life" after falling off a chair (“I just fell off my chair, im quitting life”)—which fits Gryffindor’s reckless, melodramatic streak more than the cautious self-preservation of Slytherin. There’s also an undercurrent of protectiveness and possessive loyalty in how they talk about Zoey (“actually you're both wrong, she's mine :)”) and how they rally others against or in favor of friends and creators (“Guys go spam the man himself (@wormifiedkpdh) plz”), showing that their loudness is often in service of people they care about. While they have some analytical/creative traits (theories, fandom meta, podcast ideas), the dominant impression is a bold, emotional, quick-to-act personality that screams Gryffindor rather than the steadier Hufflepuff, cerebral Ravenclaw, or strategic Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Papercut - Linkin Park
Astonix is a long-time Linkin Park fan ("LP Fan since 2015" in their bio), so a classic LP track like Papercut fits both their tastes and the way they talk about their own headspace. The song’s themes of anxiety, overthinking, and feeling overwhelmed mirror tweets like "headache and heartbeat racing, oh boy I love 1am pain for no reason... LEAVE ME ALONE" and "Sorry guys, I had a mini episode and I know what triggered it but I didnt want to be a burden so I go bye bye.". Papercut is also about having an inner voice constantly nagging at you, which lines up with moments of harsh self-talk such as "Never let me speak again, ew" and their joking morbidity in "Okay wtf is wrong with me man, goodnight, ill see yall after school maybe (if I don't die on the bus)". At the same time, they cope with humor and intensity—yelling about games, podcasts, and friends like in "Like hear me out, I love watching new players discover the sheer madness of Helldivers..."—which matches the song’s high energy and cathartic vibe. Overall, Papercut captures the mix of anxious late-night brain, self-doubt, and loud, passionate fandom that defines their timeline.
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