Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative dedication: Jay maintains a massive "megaproject" called Catalyst and frequently writes thousands of words for fan fiction, such as when they “wrote up over 2k words of theories” instead of doing schoolwork.
- Resilient spirit: Despite facing frequent illnesses and losing their physical writing files, they remain determined to “continue writing up my valorant fuckery thing” and recover their work.
- Authentic identity: They take pride in their genderfluid identity, sharing their chosen name with a “favourite teacher” and navigating school exam paperwork with confidence.
- Community-mindedness: They actively build spaces for others, such as when they “made a fade appreciation discord” to share their interests with fellow fans.
- Technical curiosity: They enjoy experimenting with digital tools, from discovering new items in Infinite Craft to figuring out how to “transfer catalyst from my school account to my personal one.”
Weaknesses:
- Poor time management: They often procrastinate on schoolwork, admitting they were “doing my english hw in maths” and neglecting 40 history questions until the last minute.
- Technological impulsivity: They panicked after potentially giving their computer a virus while “trynna do was put music in capcut” without verifying the source.
- Self-neglect: Jay frequently reports being ill or exhausted, including a time they “undercooked eggs and giving myself food poisoning” and staying up all night.
- Lack of focus: They struggle to finish projects because their “focus is screwed so we flick between everything” rather than completing one work-in-progress at a time.
- Physical carelessness: They admit to doing “one of the dumbest things” by pushing on their own ribs until they heard a crack.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Jay is a high-achieving student in top-set classes who struggles with the crushing weight of academic expectations, lamenting, “why do i have to learn maths? let me learn something that wont make me cry please”. They share a deep passion for creative arts and social awareness, though Jay admits “i need to stop getting involved in politics on here... but i cant keep myself away”. Both characters feel like outsiders in their own environments, with Jay noting they are the “only one in my year who goes by a chosen name” and frequently feeling misunderstood by peers. Ultimately, their shared identity as a gifted but stressed-out writer and intellectual makes Lisa Simpson the perfect match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jay/Azriel demonstrates Introversion through a preference for solitary creative pursuits and gaming, expressing social exhaustion by noting “school has drained me”. They align with Intuition due to their constant generation of abstract concepts and AU theories, such as “VALORANT BUT IN AMONGUS DO YOU SEE THE VISION”. Their Feeling trait is evident in their emotionally-driven responses to media and deep personal connection to their chosen identity, such as being moved by a teacher who “loving it” when they shared their new name. Finally, they show Perceiving tendencies through a self-described lack of focus and a scattered approach to projects, admitting “my focus is screwed so we flick between everything”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Valorant cinematic? Because you've got me staying up all night questioning my entire worldview and writing 2,000 words of theories about us.
- I promise I’m a better teammate than your brother—I’ll never use you as a human shield, and I’ll even let you yap about Fade lore as much as you want.
- Are we in a school computer lab? Because even if our connection doesn't save, I’d spend an hour typing out exactly how proud I am to know you.
- You can stop searching Pinterest for the Gaia Project, because the only 'megaproject' I want to work on is making sure you never have to eat unseasoned pasta alone again.
- I might not be as peak as an Ella Boh drop, but I’d happily be the 'Good Boy' headpat to your stressful history revision.
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Your new Twitter bio
UK writer & artist. I survive top-set maths on sheer audacity and plain pasta. If I’m not drafting Valorant lore, I’m probably befriending a ceiling spider.– @Astra_LixiaAO3
Your signature cocktail
The Glitchy Fade-away
This drink captures Jay’s chaotic energy, blending a love for dark lore with the sharp reality of being a student. The blackberries pay homage to their main, “i miss fade”, while the sparkling lemonade reflects their favorite mixer when “southertn comfort iwth lemonade tastyes dso good”. The bitters represent the stress of technology, like when they screamed “SHIT THERES AN ACTUAL VIRUS DFUCK IM FREAKING OUT”. Finally, the mint garnish is a nod to their resilient creativity after “my school deleted the file”, reminding us that this genderfluid author is always ready for a fresh rewrite.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Jay demonstrates a distinct Ravenclaw profile through their deep creative dedication and analytical approach to their hobbies. They show immense pride in their 'megaproject' and intellectual output, spending a computer lesson writing “over 2k words of theories i have based off of the new cinematic” and obsessing over lore to the point of a “new world view”. Their wit and love for specific formatting and default fonts, like setting “consolas as my default font yay”, highlights a focus on the structural and aesthetic details of their work. Even when faced with academic struggle, their teacher keeps them in top-set classes because of their inherent potential, and Jay's own curiosity drives them to propose complex character analyses, such as “what if fade had dichromatic vision” to add thematic depth. This constant drive to create, theorize, and organize information into Archive of Our Own works and Discord servers exemplifies the Ravenclaw spirit.
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Writer in the Dark - Lorde
Jay/Azriel's life revolves around the intersection of creative writing, intense fandom devotion, and the struggles of being a student. They are constantly documenting their experiences as an AO3 author, often tweeting through the pain of lost drafts, such as when they were “pissed off because that had so much on it” after a file deletion. The song’s theme of emotional intensity and dedication to one's craft mirrors their habit of writing “over 2k words of theories” instead of doing schoolwork. They often find themselves “giggling and kicking my feet at all the new lore”, showing a deep, almost obsessive connection to the characters they write about. Ultimately, the song fits someone who navigates the world through the lens of their stories while balancing a complex personal identity.
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