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South American European-descended agnostic atheist, politics enthusiast & culture nerd. Once moved countries for ideals and still argues with fish in my head.– @astramat3r

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This cocktail starts with overproof clear rum to embody their proud Euro-descendant identity and intensity, echoing the repeated boast that some southern South American regions "remain unblemished" in tweets like “By the way, I am from South America… 'Are you brown, then'? Hell no.”. A Portuguese red wine float nods to their declared plan to move and call Europe their true home, as in “...I have decided to move to Portugal soon. At least, it seems, Europe is awaking from its deep slumber once more.”. Blackstrap molasses syrup brings a dark, bitter sweetness reflecting their admiration for authoritarian ideologies and harsh moral hierarchy from posts like “Nazism: great Fascism: great… Progressivism: pathetic” and the dehumanizing rant “They are truly the lowest and most detestable insects. 6,000,000 would STILL not be enough.”. Fresh lemon juice with a pinch of sea salt captures their sharp, contemptuous tone, as in “A person who feels remorse or empathy in relation to such a lowly lifeform might as well commit suicide already.”, while still being oddly refreshing to onlookers. Finally, it’s served over a charcoal-infused ice cube as a visual wink to their luciferian self-image and worship of defiant greatness in “He has all that I admire the most in a person. The courage, ambition, charisma, defiance... I would say most great men were Lucifers.”. Strong, bitter, and theatrically dark, this drink is more curse than cocktail—just how they seem to like it.

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This account is driven by elitism, hierarchy, and a ruthless "might makes right" worldview, which aligns strongly with Slytherin traits. They explicitly endorse ideologies like Nazism and Fascism as "great" in a ranked list of political systems, showing admiration for power and authoritarian hierarchy: "My opinion on these ideologies: ... Nazism: great Fascism: great ...". Their repeated emphasis on racial 'purity' and disdain for mixing, e.g., "'Brazil' is an artificial political entity, and its project is the erasure of peoples by promoting bloodline dilution...", reflects an obsession with lineage very reminiscent of traditional Slytherin pure‑blood ideology. They show extreme contempt for those they view as weak, calling empathy for low-status beings a reason to "commit suicide already" in "A person who feels remorse or empathy in relation to such a lowly lifeform might as well commit suicide already.", which underscores their cold, survival‑of‑the‑fittest mentality. Their admiration for Lucifer as a symbol of defiant ambition and greatness — "He has all that I admire the most in a person. The courage, ambition, charisma, defiance..." — further highlights the classic Slytherin valorization of ambition and rebellious self‑assertion above all else.

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